[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #084 - Don't Breathe

Psycho made you afraid of motels... Jaws made you afraid of the ocean... Get Out confirmed your existing fear of white people... Now Don't Breathe is here to make you afraid of the visually impaired. And to teach you an important lesson in morality: Don't Steal. Unless you're inadvertently stealing from someone committing worse crimes than you're committing and you're ultimately cool with losing a couple of your criminal partners along the way, in which case, by all means, steal, because crime pays way more than it costs. Man in the Dark (Alternative Title, and description of half the population when they sleep) The Rolls Royce of self-publicising Stealing to supplement your comfortable wealth Don't Breathe 2's Alternative Titles Turning your closet light on so your hidden intruders can clearly see your secret safe, even though you're blind and don't require the light Being chained up and immobilised in a basement but still managing to keep a handy newspaper clipping on your person that details the circumstances that led you to this situation How to extricate yourself from the popular lying-atop-a-cracking-glass-surface scenario Don't Toilet Break Alex's unkillability Turkey basting like it's the first time Adding lone hairs to your props to increase realism. Huh? A semenly all-natural, porno-inspired milky concoction Alex's Dad's home alarm systems not only guaranteeing your home will be broken into but featuring alarms that give you aneurysms Dylan Minnette's recurring Grey's Anatomy Halloween human trophy hunter Thanks to Mr. Porter for the suggestion! (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 3:20)