[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #085 - Rogue One

We left a couple of glaring, gaping holes in our Star Wars commentary coverage, and I apologise profusely. I can't imagine how many nights you've lain awake tormented by uncertainty as to how exactly the Rebellion stole the plans to the dreaded Death Star, or how Han Solo acquired his surname. Rest assured, we will fill these holes, answer these urgent questions and restore order to the galaxy, starting with Rogue One: A Star Wars Anecdote. Discussed in this episode: Dooming your daughter to a life of crime and imprisonment instead of just accepting a high-paying job in the lap of luxury If a mountain-sized Jedi statue falls and no one's around, do people just assume it was carved that way? Way-too-familiar real estate agent strangers from two years in the past Planet hurters Forest Whitaking it to Ham City and far, far beyond Bor Gullet. Rita's showering fetish Galen's second big flaw - neglecting to simply tell Jyn, face to face, where the first flaw is on the Death Star Saw Gerrera's fully necessary sacrifice Anthony Daniels being uncharacteristically salty Donnie Yen underbidding Jet Li by an uncool 6 mil [this is a clearly incorrect, as Felicity Jones was reportedly the highest-paid actor at only 1 million] ALWAYS taking a percentage of the gross over up-front payment Overplayed my-legs-are-at-weird-angles-because-I-fell-awkwardly physical acting choices Vader hiring Sauron's architectural design team James Earl Jones voice app What if the Empire... was good? The Rainbowllion is reborn, baby! 🌈 The Cushing Seance RIP Blue Squadron Death Star Destroyer name confusion Where Star Wars made its first mistake, Luke & Han reunion blueballs, the problematic lesson of Beru & Owen, Palpaterrible, George Lucrative. (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 3:32)