[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #086 - Solo

AKA Everything You've Never Wanted To Know About Han Solo And Were Too Narratively Astute To Ask. Alden Ehrenreich plays Youngen Han Nosquad in this planet-hopping adventure that features raw, unrefined coaxium/storytelling, a robot with a 20,000rpm internal sex drive and the Millennium Pelican. You'll never watch Star Wars the same way again. Heck - why would anyone want to? - it's not like it's a beloved film or anything. Discussed in this episode: Han's dice - his most prized retconned possession The origin of the House of Unaccompanied The Star Wars films I choose to acknowledge (correction - Return of the Jedi is definitely included in this, bringing the total to 5.5* [*only half-acknowledging Rogue One]) Matthewoody McConaugharrelson My learnin' German journey It's never a poor bet to bet on Paul Bettany Dryden Vos' mood scars LEGO videogame plotting, except not fun, awesome and charming James Marsden in Sex Drive Ron Howard casting his brother and lovechild The unofficial Solo: A Star Wars Story random name drinking game Phil Tippet getting exhumed once again to provide stop motion chessboard fan service Finally explaining why the Millennium Falcon is referred to as a "she" and where it got its "most peculiar dialect". Mystery solved - call off the 40-year-long investigation. Gonk™ sighting! Distracting Lando with the task of transcending his robot-with-benefits The NeverEnding Story II Dave-o Vos The totally-not-complicated "less than 12 parsecs" plot hole cope Peter Serafinowicz: Lucasfilm's favourite person to mistreat, other than the average Star Wars fan The future of Star Wars Stories (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 5:02)