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September is the season of change. The leaves fall, we buy all new back to school wardrobes, and a new season of The Witty Committee drops (of course). This season, we are shedding our old personas and turning Pennsylvania Mary Sues into boarding school ingenues. At Easton Academy, Reed Brennan learns that Cs don't get degrees and to become a Billings butterfly, she'll need to spread her wings and leave her small town ways behind.