PURELL: ALL MERMAIDS GO TO HELL (ft. Whitney Dillon)

(2000 - 2021) Purell, that mermaid tucked beneath a layer of trash in the Long Island Sound, the owner of the Michelin-star underwater restaurant "Mike's", and also the collector of human detritus, died in her restaurant last night while celebrating her success with her family. Despite enduring trans-continental commutes during her college years and mermaid-biases throughout her career, Pearl grew to become a businessmermaid and inspiration to her entire species and community. Her funeral will be held with scuba gear in the Long Island Sound, and if ya can't make it - just tune into Dolph Lundren's station. Or Jerry FishFins. Or Ricky ManArms. Or Neptune's podcast "SeaTimeTalk". WHITNEY DILLON as Pearl & Cheryl WILL KOLLER as Aquafur & Neptune & Ricky ManArms JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Dolph Lundren & Jerry FishFins DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Mike & Mark the Monkfish theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod