Relationship Game Week #3, Subtle Dominance Plays – Heartiste

Subtle dominance moves that you should incorporate into your relationships with women, thus ensuring years of freely available sex, affection, and loyalty: 1. Don’t trail your woman in the grocery store. 2. Don’t ponder your decisions out loud. 3. Never discuss money matters with your woman. 4. Don’t “keep an eye” on your woman. 5. Learn the power of No. 6. Don’t be a “sensitive guy”. No one likes that guy. 7. When seating yourself at a restaurant, always put her in the chair that affords maximum protection from the thru-way used by patrons and waiters. 8. On dates, let her pay for shit once in a while. 9. Always control the remote, TV, computer, stereo, and circular saw. Let her rest her head on your lap when you watch movies together. 10. If you often find yourself walking ahead of her when you two are outside at farmers’ markets or the like, resist the urge to constantly look over your shoulder to see where she is. 11. The dog is yours, not hers, even when it’s hers. 12. Abuse her cat when she’s not looking. 13. Master the art of controlled physical dominance. If she’s in your way, grab her around the waist and gently push her aside. 14. You ever notice how the assholes and douchebags with the hot chicks always act like they’re unaware of their girls’ presence in public? 15. Stop laughing at her unfunny jokes. 16. If her sister is ugly, tell your girl that you see some resemblance. If her sister is hot, ask her if she was adopted. 17. I’ve experimented with many techniques for coaxing girls I date to stay on the slim and narrow. 18. If someone asks what your girl does for a living, let her answer. 19. The morning after at her place, when you get up, either have a plan of action for the day, or leave. Don’t putter around. 20. Try to avoid at all costs the dreaded words “I dunno”. 21. Don’t be a herb.