Relatively Speaking Podcast: Jared back, NCAA Tournament hot-takes

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back and better than ever. What... you don't believe us? How can we prove such a thing? Well, we are incredibly glad you asked. After spending two weeks getting married, going on a honeymoon, and futile attempts at making babies, Jared Mintz is back to the podcast with all the rest a good human needs to bring a flame emoji with a verbal assault on the free world. Or, really, something like that. Since Jared has been gone for two weeks, the guys start the show quickly discussing some recent NBA happenings. This was after, mind you, the dastardly duo rambled about television shows and other random things to start this episode. After letting everyone know that Golden State and Cleveland are still the favorites, the Relatively Speaking Podcast turned its inanimate eye toward the NCAA Tournament. Hey, Syracuse, want to complain about not making the Big Dance? How about winning some games outside the Carrier Dome -- said an angered Jared Mintz. Joseph, per his contract, then rambled about people being happy and if they are happy, then you should be happy. Absurd Questions closes the show. More embarrassing: Food in the teeth or a booger hanging from the nose? What would Jared do if nine months from now his new wife gave birth to babies that were clearly not his? So, uh, how do we say this as kindly as humanly possible without coming off as huge jerks who are just trying to meet a specific wordcount at this point? Welcome back, Jared!