Retirement: a Time for Relaxing

i would love to relax. that would be awesome but what you guys dont see is that my turtle sanctuary has been out of control lately. Dont even get me started on the ferns. plus the HOA keeps hazing me. Im typing this from the car because I need to bring jim (hoa captain) a carton of kools. Is this normal? if they find out about the turtle sanctuary im effed. Im supposed to get branded next week and I really dont want them to find out before that. that could be -- GET OUT OF THE ROAD! YOU ARE OLD AND I AM BEAUTIFUL! SO I DO HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. NO I DONT HAVE ANY TURTLES IN THE CAR. GET AWAY FROM ME I AM PERFORMING A CITIZENS ARREST I AM A SOVERIGN CITIZEN AND THERE'S NOTHING IN THE COUNTY BYLINES THAT SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT REPTILES--old people wandering the streets. at this hour. When i'm just trying to help out jim and the other hoa fellas. They care about me. They really do.