Oh, again, all you bing bongs and Jimmy John's welcome to another episode of Jesse Wilder's Guide to Life. I'm Jesse, that's Wilder. We're here to guide your life. Jimmy John's is a thing and he's a bad person.
Is he a bad one? Yeah, he hunts, you know about that. Oh, he can't be worse than Papa John though, huh? Jimmy John versus Papa John who's worse.
I don't think Papa John, did Papa John do anything wrong besides just be weird? Oh no, dude, Papa John said the N word a bunch of times. Oh, did he say that? Yeah, that's why he's not the guy anymore.
His picture's not on the fucking box anymore. That's why he's Shaq is Papa John now? Yeah, correct. They should change the name.
I mean, they might as well. All I know about Papa John recently is that he's bane because there was that video where he's like, there's going to be a record. Yeah, well, that's that was after he had done said the bad, the very bad word that he was referring to. I thought he just hopped on the mic and had some shit.
Nah, bruv, not. He said the Edwardan was very this is great that I get to break this. Maybe I don't know 20 month old news to you. He said the Edwardan and then in the meetings with I think the person, the like PR damage control person, he said it again, I think at which point they were like cool.
So he's not salvageable then like 30 days later, they booted him and then 30 days later, he was like, I've been in the lab. I 800 pizzas. Yeah, he's very like a lot of Jimmy or Papa John's. I think it's compare by comparison Jimmy John's not that bad.
I do think Jimmy John sucks. I think there's like a reason to hate Jimmy John. He hunts not men as far as I know. And we'll get into that, won't we?
Yeah, I suppose we will. But wait, before we do that, I have we have to stop talking about all the bad johns and shout out to the good johns. I'm sure you're out there, but I have an important announcement. Yeah, November 19th, 2021.
Adele, our Lord and Savior releases the album 30. Now, this is a banger of an album. You and I already talked about this on text. I'm not here to review this album that is already widely accepted is very good.
Here's my here's my important announcement. Track number three, my little love where Adele passionately is. Is that the one where she's like, Nestle explains divorce, the concept of divorce to her child. Right.
Six minutes and 29 seconds long. Now, now that's track three, five tracks later, four tracks later, track seven, okay, six minutes long, originally was 10 minutes long, but cut it down. Little song, little work called. They want their fucking irrelevant review back.
Okay, little song called I drink wine. Okay, so what if we confirmed she's a mom, she drinks wine. Welcome to the club, baby. Okay.
Yeah, good. Go. Good call. So just slide into the DMS.
We'll send you a wine, my mug. Oh my God. If any of our fans have Adele's address, please let us know. I would say the Venn diagram of people that listen to our show and people that know Adele's home address are one and the same.
There's actually, they're only in the middle. There's nothing on either side of that Venn diagram. Oh, damn. I think about Venn diagrams quite a bit, bro.
Yeah, it's a useful tool. Anyway, can I share one more thing about the Adele album? Okay, go on. I'm now.
This is a new, this is breaking news to me on the Wikipedia. It says that if you bought the album at Target or in Japan in Japan, there's three bonus tracks. I don't know anything about them except for the first one called Wild Wild West. Adele, I think that one's already been done.
No, no, no. Do you think it's a cover? It's got to be a cover of what was essentially a parody song before. So yeah, that was all basically a Stevie Wonder song.
Cool. Yeah. So speaking of Adele, I'm here to talk about. I'm just going to put Adele.
Yes. And can I get in the spirit of both Adele and Taylor Swift also released an album, a breakup album? How about breakup album album as revenge? That is great.
Yeah, I will absolutely give it to you. How about like medium? Is that a category? Yeah.
Like the ways in which you exact your revenge. Yes. And break up album. We're doing a revenge episode because why?
Because why? Because it is something that one of us thought of. Yeah, it's kind of was in the notepad. It's for sure you.
I don't I don't love this topic. It's got to be. What a square breakup album. Incredible.
If we're going to go media, let's stick with medium just because I don't know what the fuck else we're talking about. You know why you know why breakup album? I almost like transcends very quietly because it's immortal, bro. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. It's eternal. And like imagine what day what day did Red come out? I mean, it's a rerelease, but yeah.
Okay. November 11th, Jake Gyllenhaal sitting in on his couch. He's top of the world as always. Yeah.
November 12th, I am socially better than Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, yeah. He's six feet under, baby. He's done.
No, bro. He's going to be an ambulance. I can't wait for that movie. Oh my goodness.
It looks so stupid. There's a movie called Ambulance? Yeah, bro. Michael Bay times Jake Gyllenhaal times.
I think my main guy, yah yah yah yah. Everything from Watchmen and from Candyman and from Ambulance Man. I'm not a dual Mattine the third, I believe. What else you got for me?
He's like Don Manhattan in the show or the movie. In the show. Well, he's got that. Oh, yeah, your guy.
You love credit. Demeriot's Billy Critic. You go spell that one. I don't know.
Okay, so let's talk revenge. What about like where does a traffic, wronging you in traffic, a non physically harmful traffic wronging someone cuts you off. They sip around you because the blood boils quick on it. What is revenge or you exactly flip them off?
That sucks. Well, let me tell you, I deal a deal revenge for me because we've all fantasized about our traffic revenge, right? Yeah. Someone is zipping by you and boy, Lordy, in these here in North Carolina mountains do people have to tailgate and zip around you.
Nice. I thought LA driving was bad and it is, but the fact is there's so much traffic. So much traffic that you don't reach enough speed to be unsafe. Sure.
My goodness. It's very terrifying. My fantasy revenge. They zip around you five minutes later.
You drive past them. They don't been pulled over. Oh, sure. Not really revenge though.
More just like a car. I was coming to him. So medium, I'm going to say karma. It's kind of what it sounds like you're talking about.
Yeah. Okay. I'll give karma a very pretty good. Hold on.
I'm just going to text. Just now it's a it's a I'm so sorry. We have a wiki piece. It's a very small.
Okay. Excuse you. It's really nothing. I just have to bring it up and there's no way I can organically bring it up.
Oh my god. Do you know the actor Norman Reedus? Of course I know the actor Norman Reedus. Are you?
He had boondock, St. Didn't he? He's not Irish. He is not Irish.
Or famously Daryl in the Walking Dead. And Daryl in the Walking Dead. Always greasy hair. His hair's never been not greasy.
Both in and out of character. Do you know what his son's name is? Is it Stormin Norman? No, dude.
You're honestly your weirdly close. First of all, is it Rhyme with Norman? No stupid. Is it Rhyme with Reedus?
Yes. Dude, it rhymes with Reedus. I'll give you three chances. Jesus no.
Stevens no. Uh. Lapidus. I'm so sorry that correct answer is Mingus.
I am Iron Norman. G.U.S. Mingus Reedus. Mingus Reedus.
It sounds like a spell. Mingus Lucian Reedus. Eyes of a Newt and legs of a frog Mingus Reedus. That's bad.
Norman go back and name your child again. Damn sorry. That was just a really quick, quickie-picks I had to sneak in there because I did, need to talk about Mingus. Mingus, is he named after Charles?
I don't know. Can't Norman on the phone. What if this was like a crazy way to segue into us having a guest? Yeah.
Open readers Jesus Hill is is not the boy from boy meets world named Mingus the little nerd one. Oh my god There's one there's more than one Mingus. Oh, bro. It's it's Minkus This is a pretty tight and put together episode.
So I have I have something quick to marry it Actions is that what you do to get revenge. I think so. Yes, I think where's murder. It's gotta be very not quite late a ah Bro, what if it's okay?
Imagine if you will I'm John Wick. It's easy to imagine. There are many similarities Someone killed my pup and I'm the Baba Yaga. What am I supposed to do?
I just don't know that murder is I mean I guess we can give it very pretty good I suppose very pretty good cuz sometimes a murder just with a doctor ordered not their doctor Yeah, certainly what about to do one to others as they did on to you so get them in the same way. Oh I for an eye Yeah, yeah, yeah, um, I think it's also it too. I do too, but I do some violence a two violence I don't like talk about violence. I know me neither That's why I didn't want to give murder one but I for an eye I for an eye is it too But is I for an eye oh can you tell me why it's not a three cuz what if it's like something really bad?
Yeah, I want to do one to them as they did on to me What if it's like oh they fucking chopped off my siblings head and dragged her blood like I get you I get you okay That's a good good example great again. Love this episode. Yeah, okay the way that you were wronged bro is fired something Fired yes, I think it's a two I think so too. What about okay?
I think a very quite little reason to get revenge is prank. You're the butt of a prank It's time to you to pop open your own prank. Yeah, what you're talking about is I for an eye, but I see what you're saying I suppose But I for an eye like literally means you do the same thing back. I get you I get you okay So in line with prank I think a way that you were wronged very quite lit need to get revenge is the victim of a bully Like being bullied oh definitely because like one you have to come back to mm-hmm Everybody wants to see that guy get his yeah three little big move But these also basically across the board suck they're not I mean like suck is in like they're easy to get back It's not hard no bro, but you're dealing with a team probably and you what can you do to a team nothing?
These are invincible oh you mean at me as an adult what can I do to a team? Yeah, I'm thinking a situation where a teen wronged me and I need revenge. I can't get it probably I mean physically harming them. No, yeah, you can't physically harm them, but there's other things you could do for sure I mean you could be it's this is the one situation I think where it's like a okay to be a narc and just Like tell tell tell on them But not for the thing they did to you you understand because that comes off as petty and weak to be like yours You're son he fucking quit whipped cream on my calling telling is very not quite lit You're better than that but telling about finding out about something else you see so like You don't you don't tell their parents or the authorities about that, but what you do is you say oh interesting?
I think you're out surpassed your curfew You know that makes sense and then you get them on that You have to get them on something else you can't get them on the thing that they got you on but that's psychological Oh psychological very quite lit sure the first Four things that come up when you search for revenge movies we have you guessed it the wrath of man your favorite movie from 2021 Mm-hmm Jason state them a movie we've all seen yeah, we've also watched unhinged 2020 with what seems to be Russell Crowe what the fuck is this? Another movie Tom Clancy's without remorse. I have heard of this one So maybe that's something fourth one Mortal Kombat. I don't know about that I have a I think a an action that's very not quite lit hit me start a war like a literal war I do think that it's not it's very not quite lit to start a war someone someone on the Internet thinks that Princess Brides are a Revenge movie yeah, well he's pose yeah, and you go Montoya right he's that's his whole yeah Oh a Venging a death is an eye for an eye, but it's gotta be its own thing and I think it's very quite lit It's so yeah, I'll give a bad.
Mm. This goes over medium and it's very not quite lit I'm just gonna keep I'm gonna keep it with the hot takes if that's alright with you Please the court system is a horrible way to get back at someone huh like suing them Yeah, like suing them or like like imagine it's to be imagine like really what if it's you versus the man? What if it's what if it's taking down the corporation right? But I would but the court that's the problem in it corporation got so much more money than me I'll never win in court how do I get okay if you if you won like a million dollar settlement and you're walking out going Oh didn't bankrupt Walmart, but then that's not that's not revenge to me revenge is specifically to make them hurt in some ways You're right like Walmart don't care a million bucks is a drop in the bucket You got to give us to me avoid the for me and you and Walmart you got to do big fat liar It's a Walmart big fat liar big fat liar very not quite lit revenge.
What is that pain in blue? What does he do? He's a blue dude. He fucking dies his hair.
He kills that dude. He doesn't literally kill him paint him blue Come on Best is a very pretty good Blue I guess Weirdly enough has not come up in any other list. It's so weird It's like it's all like book and kill Bill and like pulp fiction. Oh couldn't turn to you know got a big fucking revenge boner Huh?
Yeah big time. I mean yeah, let's what it's oh promising one young woman. That was a pretty good revenge I don't know I come to Montecusto. I like a long many years revenge How about where's that go?
I'm gonna put a boat bonus point how slow burn what do you think about that? Yeah, slow burn. Okay like um you like that episode of it's always sunny where Alexandra Daddario is interested in Charlie and he like Could talk some really long elaborate revenge movement. Yeah.
Yes. Yes. What's the word? I just said I don't know dude.
Oh mean girls Mean girls sure very good infiltrate infiltrate Infiltration is very quite lit. I think but the lesson of that very movie. No, but they always come out on top. Okay.
All right No one ever gets lost in the sauce Lost in the sauce, but sorry infiltration is a good one infiltration is good What about meat pies what about him? What does that mean? Between a toad. Oh, is that a revenge flick?
Yeah, bro. I don't I ain't seen it What do we see revengeing? He's the demon Barbara Fleet Street. Yes, but what how has he been wrong?
No, Lee fucking Alan Rickman killed his fucking mommy or some shit. Oh my god. This at this this episode fucking son It's good. It's good.
All we're doing is talking about movies that one of us has not seen Alan Rickman stole his wife and daughter Judge Turpin turpin You forgot about fucking Judge Turpin me and then this Todd Todd's so dang mad about it, bro Todd gets so mad he fucking kills everyone in London I don't think you're talking to me this right now I don't think that getting revenge on like this is very not quite lit when you get revenge on more people than just like you go on Killing spree. Oh because no me pysol. You're giving it to yeah double it is what you're talking about and that is a bad one Double is bad and I guarantee you when I look at this tomorrow. I have no clue what that means.
Yeah, of course You're gonna show revenge. No same Okay, I have another medium about Carrie they double blood on her and they make she make them explode I'm gonna do something that involves not talking about a fucking movie. Okay, what about make them explode real quick one a Revenge relationship like you get in a relationship in order to stick it to your former partner. That seems like a one Yeah, it sucks.
It's like a lot that psychological though. We did say it was very quite lit Well, but that one sucks because there is a third party there that is potentially a lot of That's collateral damage like you're only dating this person to get back at this other person. That's stinks bless you Oh my god, that's her sneezing did you hear that Jesus Christ Yeah, so loud bro Chelsea also fucking sneezes her head off It's raining in girls. Come on.
She got a cannon, dude What about tattoo clues to who you're supposed to get revenge on all over your body because you have short-term memory I wanted to talk about movies. We should have just done movies as the fucking topic. Well, I don't have anything else What did you just what movie did you just invoke momentum? Yes?
No, I'm not putting it How about okay, I'm not gonna talk about a movie But I am gonna talk about a television show the entire first season of Ted lasso is a revenge story I guess ruin something they love I kind of I do kind of think that's a two or three. I do think it's very powerful Yeah, I what about Besting them in competition like a like a dodgeball average Joe's defeating the global gym Yeah, we're I'm thinking like how often is there like a revenge storyline in real sports where it's like oh last year They lost in the yeah, sports revenge is very quite lit. Yeah, I think it's pretty good because it's like it's relatively harmless, which I like Uh-huh. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, oh my god, dude. Take the high road But I do not think I think that taking the high road refers to literally taking that literally actually taking the high road Doing something to make something feel stupid and not engaging is still not really their heart. Yeah, I mean Okay, so I'll put take the high road in quotes because obviously yes I'm what you just said is exactly right right like you are bickering with someone or you like this situation I described and then it's like hey Uh, I picked up your tab imagine you walk out of the bar this bully that you that fucked with your whole life And then you walk hey, don't worry.
I got no bro better yet. You say you're going to the bathroom You take care of the tab you just don't come back and then they the server is like oh, they bought it Eviscerated to them. Yeah, I think take the high road in quotes a great a great revenge Yeah, I'm not actually I mean I am taking the high road I'm sort of taking the high road I'm banging someone's partner But yeah, I guess I think that's one obvious thing. It's a two because it was consensual that is okay obviously like you're getting them pretty good, aren't you?
Dang it Dang it dude You're talking what about tools say more about what you mean? What about tools? What about accessories? What about equipment?
What about no? No, what you're gonna do this is what you're gonna hold right now is you're gonna put a new category And it's gonna be tools and then what you're gonna do is you're gonna list all the murder weapons from clue I already know this to be true. Yes candlestick. Yeah, you're gonna list like gun and poison.
It's gonna be nothing Let me stop you it's gonna be nothing I mean, this is really just like a murder category right that's what I'm trying to stay away from But I mean like I want to be elaborate elaborate. I think is bonus points That's the same as slow burn, but elaborate, okay I don't think it's necessarily the same as slow burn because slow burn to me is like something that maybe takes place over several months or years Something could be elaborate like that just takes place in one day like you plan at the day before and then you concoct it I appreciate that. I like that a slow a slow burn revenge really requires the patience and a Really good planning Yeah, correct. The patience is key elaborate.
I like because it sounds like a fucking rube Goldberg Uh-huh of you have to have such foresight and you have to be able to adapt to change if things don't go the way you want Right, but the benefit of a slow burn as the revengeor Revengeors assemble is that if it doesn't high chance if it doesn't work out. No one's gonna know you failed versus an elaborate one Almost certainly like they're gonna know like you're not gonna if you don't ace it You're there's a little bit of egg on your face. I have a very specific one that pops up in movies and tells a lot going Recording the Person the confession. Yeah, the confession exactly.
I think it's overdone But guess what? I think it's perfect like because you let you allow them to wedge the knife into their own stupid gun Yeah, and then you can give them a little smart because you play it back and the police come and take them away Yeah, well, have you ever fantasized about revenge on somebody before on a specific person? Um, yeah, I was I was scammed I hate to admit it. I felt jealous the tail very I mean, it's it's so unbelievable.
You get an email from a Nigerian prince No, it's it's somehow wacker than that. Oh, bro I was and he slow burns me I bet it's not wacker than our dear friend mataito who wired transferred some money for a car to a stranger on Craigslist Oh boy. Yeah, that's absolutely no good. That sounds like a lot I mean, I was out like 300 bucks.
I'm sure that he'd got full. Yeah, tato's not more than 300 I'll tell you what oh beans. So I used to play a little game by the name of hero clicks. Maybe you've heard of it It's very quite but maybe you haven't also It's very cool and definitely still around and uh, I was working with not working with this guy Who kind of had a shop like a toy shop or a game shop?
Like he had it, but it was like in the back of another business. It was gonna pop up He I was buying hair clicks from him because he was giving me this deal Okay, so they got a big room for this which he did honor on more than one occasion where he was like yo if you pre-order I'll basically sell them to you at cost and I did this three times and on the third time he just took my money and Never responded to me. Uh gotcha and it was yeah, it was really fucking steamed my hands. Um, so what kind of revenge were you fed to sizing about?
Well, I I mean In the heat of the moment, especially like at that time of my life when you know, it was like 250 or $300 There was a lot of money for me like now. Obviously I'm incredibly wealthy. Uh, that's like nothing I could I mean more you know, I every breath I take in I spend $300 but back then it was a lot for me and I just had a stream of Property destruction. I wanted to fucking smash the window in the store and steal all of this thing property destruction.
I think it's a one bro It's not I mean, but it is a two though because you did destroy it like they do have to deal with that Yeah, it's almost I for an eye in just like taking a crowby to the to the windshield Yeah, what about the classic the classic movie moment of like he cheated and you throw all his clothes on the on the sidewalk? I think it's a two. I think it's pretty good. Yeah, I think it's very quite lit to be honest interesting.
Okay, I just that's so embarrassing Oh my god, you're putting them on blast so hard. Yeah, all right fair enough fair enough. Um, what are some bad ways that you were wrong? So I was I was scammed that's a that feels I mean on this scale it feels like a two.
Yeah, well losing at video games So you like take a chainsaw to them sure I also think that um, it's a bad one when some the the alleged The person that it needs to be revenge against so I guess the perpetrator in the situation Sometimes it's just like somebody who's dumb or ignorant and you don't need to seek revenge But your revenge is that they're an idiot if you're already better than them. Yeah, yeah, yeah But like what about where like a little kid beats us at something and we have to take revenge on them right? That's a two to me little like by our own rules. We're already better than them.
Why would that not be a one? Um, because child must learn Okay, great. That's all I need to hear about sure. That says that child must learn poppin on the stove Flap the shelves like all of our merch.
Hey guy to bridge.com. Yeah, get that wine mom shit before you see a del like sportin on instagram And we have to mark the prices up to 600 percent. I almost want to bet you my life savings that Adele will release a wine mom piece of merch Your map barns You jab that basketball right on my face on Kobe and I don't move bro You mean was wronging him, but okay before the footage came out that it was not it's still very close to his face, okay? It wasn't exactly in front of it, but it's still very close with I would not describe that as revenge You would just you would say oh Kobe got revenge on that was something that was designed to make you flinch I don't think it's revenge bro.
I think we're talking about just like being tough or something Okay, that's not as cool to say. Yeah, but it's not I would never ever describe anyone have you seen that video of Kobe getting revenge on Matt Barnes Revenge That drove 90 miles to beat somebody up that I don't know I do know that I was with Matt Barnes at dandell's area's house one time I also do know that Matt Barnes stole Derek Fisher's girlfriend or is it the other way around? I think Derek Fisher stole his soul his soul and that barns drove to beat his been trying to get revenge all over the place And it's never never been able to do it. No, I think he'd I think that he successfully got revenge on Derek Fisher He drove 95 miles to beat the shit out of Derek Fisher is the quote from Matt Barnes Who is that what happened?
Nick's coach Nick's coach Derek Fisher was attacked at Los Angeles by NBA bad boy Matt Barnes who drove 95 miles to quote beat the shit out of him I did not know that he had I thought that was just like a fight like a no no No, he drove to his house. Yeah, he came to his house and beat the hell out of him Dude, I'm gonna post in the in the pictures that I post which I haven't done in probably six months post anything on instagram I'll throw up that picture of me on Matt Barnes at dandell's area's house. He's a scary guy Yeah, well, he's scary than you even knew apparently 95 miles is so tight because what about that driving What did he do to get hot? So that's what about an hour and a half drive He had to stay hyped that whole drive and do like at the end of this drive.
I'm gonna beat someone up I I feel like we've definitely doing that car but like imagine like he maybe even had to stop for gas Oh, and he's like trying to he's like, you know, like how a boxer is like has the hoodie and he's like Yeah, he's fucking he's doing that over here pumping He rolls into the fucking convenience door. He's like let me get six rebels absolutely And the clerk's like oh, yeah, so drive drive 95 miles to fist fight someone he's two I think also like I will say Okay, big tough guy Matt Barnes. There's a lot of NBA players that are a lot bigger and stronger than Derek Fisher Derek Fisher, maybe what six feet tall sure But I actually don't think that Matt Barnes is like obviously he's very tall he's like six seven or whatever But like I mean they're like bigger men alive. Yeah, dude But here's what I'm saying height doesn't matter You could be fucking five one if you drive 95 miles and show up on my doorstep And I've been sleeping with your ex-wife I'm you're as intimidating as someone who's seven feet tall Like it doesn't matter how big you are or aren't or how big I am if I know that you just like drove across state lines to fight me I'm shitting my britches brov.
Yes fair. I got one public humiliation. Is it a three feels like a three to me Only if it's deserved of course. I mean that's what we're doing here Yeah, but we got this other category that we came up with that's very confusing to me Yeah, you came up with it Public humiliation if you are someone that routinely accumulates people in public.
It's such a very quiet lit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like like a Person on Twitter who's just a bully roasts their reply guys or whatever Twitter interesting.
What about ratioing somebody? Okay, okay. That's okay. That's okay.
That's their talking shit about you Yeah, like if you go like if you tweet like oh waboos so dumb or whatever So dumb and then I get more likes yeah I that's a two to me only because it's very very overused now where if you are in any replies on Twitter at all There's some dip dickhead who's like catch this ratio and it has like seven likes, you know and the original post is like two That's my graph alternate account. Yeah, it's like all right fucking clown. So I think ratioing someone is like a I think it's a two What about just like a comment I For a while when I guess like maybe it was vaccine season like when vaccine first popped off vaccine season vaccines in there we go vaccines in no My son vaccines in min scenes and I was getting my little move as I would I would go on twitter And I would find people were like the vaccine is a microchip or whatever and I would say hey laura You're an idiot and that would block them and that felt very powerful I don't know how much it did because it's also not revenge. That's just you being mean to strangers on twitter Sure, I'm being mean to people who deserve it, but you're right.
It's not revenge It's not revenge because they weren't like haven't seen anything as dumb as the vaccine since the McGrouse face And then you could get in there and be like laura your dumb. Yeah, bro. Take these on the world. Okay.
Well, she's just an idiot Is the problem? It's true. No helping it. Yeah, it's like what are you talking about microchips?
You crazy person and it was 5g? Microchips like you need help. What about like I feel like Disney villains are often met with non-lethal revenge Well, and back in the day they all used to die, but since they stopped killing him. You know what I mean?
Yeah, like a lot so bear comes to mind. He's stuck to the front of the truck spoiler alert of Toy Story 3 Yeah, if you haven't seen it by now, I can't help you. Yeah, if you can somehow relegate them to a lifetime of misery. I suppose that Incredibly effective.
Yeah, what do they do the old prospector? I haven't seen that flicking a long time. Oh Sid they scare they PTSD The toys really take some serious revenge on those people, huh? Yeah for sure Very intense, but if I'm incredibly effective if they deserve it.
I mean he was a bad he was bad He was bad. I'm not getting someone fired. That feels very popular now getting someone fired. Yeah.
Yeah How what do you mean is popular like it's a very like if they're canceled? Yeah, yeah, kind Not even canceled as much as it is just like yeah, I guess cancel a little bit getting someone fired It feels like a two to me if deserved. What does it mean revenge is a dish best served cold? That's from Pulp Fiction, I believe.
I don't think so dude. And gang if you are trying to get revenge Just take a look at this New York Times article from July 19th 2018 called ever wanted to get revenge try this instead Hey dude real quick. You were close with quinta tarratino. You were very close.
It was not that's not from Pulp Fiction the phrase Confidently the confidently expressed view is that revenge is a dish best served cold is a translation of the line la venge Est un pla tquise manga froy de from Pierre Códós de la close a post-re en en jesírós de líes aunz de n girosos from 1782 So you just barely miss the mark with Pulp Fiction. No, I think that what you're saying probably paraphrase it from quintin Huh, you think the last name was Tarantino and you're like we should name him quinta the only worst choice for that would be Mingus Do you think quinta also as a child they Mingus Tarantino? I wouldn't be surprised. It's honestly better than fucking Mingus dingus or whatever that dude's name is No, Mingus read us get it right.
What do you think his middle name is? Uh, I'm just looking up at what that phrase even means I'm really trying to figure out. Oh, oh, oh, oh got it go on wow and it's in line with something We already said the expression revenge the dish bester cold refers to the benefits of harming someone who has harmed you after some time has passed as opposed to immediately So the slow bro. Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
Oh, we already had that one locked in wasted those couple of minutes there We've wasted about an hour. Did you google best revenge? Did you find anything with best revenge? For now.
Oh, I stopped looking at it. What about saw dude if we're gonna talk about movies you gotta talk about jigsaw Is he ever getting revenge on people? I don't think that he's getting revenge on anyone because no one's harmed jigsaw because he's a puppet that rides a tricycle Well, that's probably gonna do it huh? Yeah, I'll wrap it up.
What about puppet that rides a tricycle? Where's that go bonus points? Great. No, no, no That's not a tricycle is the name of my next album This episode was a fucking stinker and I bet after you make the cuts it's 20 minutes long and it'll just be Mingus It'll be all oops all Mingus favorite episode.
Um, thanks abfay. What's else t goin jones? Oh my god I have what's going on with you. I've been drinking a pretty hefty gin and aha.
Okay, so you be quiet and look up Start like a drink because it's got caffeine and it's gym So it's basically I've concocted a little for a local for myself Looking up now the datums of who's listening where so that you can be ready when I do this and I'll do this part now because you just Already did it don't piece of shit then hit us with it. Filly Delphia again. You know zen second the Bay Area. Yeah.
Well, thanks everyone Sorry, but hey, we're back on schedule at least at least we're it's more consistent. Yeah, we got revenge on you. Yeah revenge We didn't say any reviews, but this episode was an active revenge kind of a slow burn. I think this episode kind of checks all the boxes, huh?
Yeah, slow burn absolutely violent Yeah, incredibly big a bunch of times a lot of low-hanging fruit Uh, we googled did a lot of googling That's a sign of a good episode of a podcast if most of it is the sort of the tittering and tattering of yeah sliding on a DM Sliding the reviews tell us what you think about toys for please don't know Just say anything just leave us a review fuck whoever reviews leave your bedmellow I'll be fine. I swear to God that's a fact. I absolutely will um anyways Thanks again for listening everyone and tune in again next time for another episode of jesse and while there's a guy to life Yeah, don't murder each other Especially if it's revenge based I had it's such a nice button there at the end for us to just fade out And you can topple it over with your not on my watch fingers. Yeah, jesus You know what the much don't eat the no we're done with that.
I'm canceling you Consume one another