Hello again. Welcome to another episode of Jesse and Wilder's Guide to Life. I'm Jesse. That's Fat Wabu.
He goes by Wilder sometimes, and we're going to tell you about your favorite thing, about how you look at your favorite thing, about how you enjoy how the best of your favorite thing goes. Goodness and better myself. Yep. How you bet?
Oh, just do it a little small talk. Well, you can kind of ease them in. We can't just reveal it right away, even though that it is the title of the episode. Right.
Well, but they still might not know. Let me ask you something. Be really quiet. I want to try something real quick.
Be really quiet for one second. Be quiet. Yeah. Can you hear that at all?
I can't hear shit. Are you doing an audio bit? I was going to see, well, I just wanted to see how much the audience was going to hear the sound of my crocs rubbing together underneath my desk. Oh, it's like a little squirmy, squeaky.
On behalf of my own ears when I edit this, not them crocs off your feet. They keep my tutsies warm and cozy. They do. I can't see.
There's holes in them. How can I keep all you warm? Oh, big dog. My crocs.
My real tree camo crocs are furlined. Dummy. They're very warm. Oh, furlined crocs.
I forgot you are the worst person. And I got one of them little jiblots. We talked about this, right? You know that that's what's a giblet.
The little pendants that you can put in your crocs. You know what I'm talking about? I do not know because I do not wear crocs. Oh my god.
Are you kidding me? I've never had a crocs. Brother, I need you to look up like crocs and then uh... Crocs jibbots.
The jibbots go in the holes. You see. Oh god. They're a whole filler.
It's like a butt plug, but for your croc. You're in their shape. They're shaped in many characters. We got a little fish.
Yeah. We got an olefans. We got a baseball straw baby. There are all kinds of things.
There's lots of like minions. Lots of kids. I bet you got nothing but minions in them crocs, don't you? I got one.
I got one jibbots. I can't. I don't know if jibbots is singular or is it a jibbit? It's like imma griddles.
Okay. I think it's a one singular jibbots. People are wild about these jibbots. I didn't even know about jibbots until this day.
Honestly, it's pretty balling out. You got some custom ones on there? I got one jibbots. And it's what's your jibbots say?
It's pink and purple and it says blessed. Oh my god. I'm on my real tree camo crocs. What's it like to actually be the worst human?
I know though now that you're thinking about it, you want... Well, I'm designing my fantasy jibbots in my head, right? Go on. I got two jibbots, right?
One on each big toe. And if you look at them from a downward angle, it's the first one says dangerous, the other one says boy. Oh yes, yes sir. Because we are a couple of dangerous boys as you know.
That's correct. What's a jibbot's gonna run me? One single jibbots. What are they going for these days?
You get them shits like, I mean it depends, right? On the variation. Like they're some hot new baby yoda ones that you're probably gonna... I like my yoda old, as I've said many times.
I feel like you could get like a three pack for like four bucks or something. Is it a situation? Can I go to like, for example, like a TJ Maxx? And is there a big barrel full of jibbots I could rifle through?
It's like five for a dollar. You know how TJ Maxx is. They're not officially licensed jibbots. They're flippets.
Knock off. Yeah. And they're or they're misshapen? They're jizzets.
Yeah. They're they're all loose in your little hole. So they got a rattle around. You got to tie them on with a string.
Oh, they're jibbots. Yeah. Like a mad Maxx car. Correct.
Thank you for coming to jibbots chat. Yeah. And and now thank you for leaving jibbots chat. Wotter, why don't you tell them what we're talking about today?
Uh, road chip. We will be calling it road chip about a thousand times. So I apologize. A hundred percent if you haven't seen the documentary about everybody's favorite lovable chipmunks.
I haven't. But yeah, I don't think anyone has the poster and that's enough. We all know the names and the subtitles and the squeakles and road chip. We're going to be designing the perfect road chip for you today.
I have so many ideas right out the gate. I feel like I know when we've picked a topic because I actually couldn't think of even more than one thing. Uh huh. I want to kind of we start with the most basic of the elements.
Car? Yeah. Vehicle. Yes.
Yeah. Okay. Vehicle. Very not quite lit.
Hot wheels. Okay. Just going to jump out of the gate with the bus. Well, you get fit in one and I just want to get that out of the way.
Uh huh. BMX bike. I'm going to put it out. Can I give you a very pretty good?
Go on. What are those dual motorcycles? What do they call it? The little bipod?
Oh, with a side car. Side car. Motorcycle with side car. Very pretty good.
I eat for a road trip, huh? Well, yeah. Let me ask you while they're from your personal experience. Depends on where you are because I know you've been in so many of those situations where you're either riding in the side car or you're the motorcycle driver yourself.
What's good about it? Or I'm sketching on the back of one. Don't forget I skipped. Oh, for fucking well, come on your room in the future categories.
We got to talk about sketching the whole different thing. Of course. We got to get the sketch category going. We're in vehicle right now.
Uh huh. I'm trying to money to fly that shit. I don't I just need you to explain one positive of it. It's fun as hell.
But you look fun as hell. Especially if you're a dog. You put those little those little sunglasses on. Okay.
Goggles. Dog goggles. Doggles, if you will. Doggles.
Yes. All right, fine. Uh, motor with the side car. If it's a nice, like let's say you're going down PCH, Southern California.
Right. The ocean breeze in your hair. I wouldn't suggest taking a motor with a side car. Yeah, I'm the fucking five.
Oh, yeah. A little critter bugs in your mouth on the five. No, thank you. Oh, imagine when you pass the the fucking cow factory that they got.
Route got to be one of these topics too. We'll get. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get there.
We'll get there. So very quite lit is going to be like car. Car. Car.
Obviously. No, no, no, no. Wrong. Wrong.
Very pretty good is car. Like regular stand. It's true. Actually, I obviously, I can't believe I'm not saying this because I've traveled in the best one.
Go on. Carry on. You party bus, baby. Oh, yeah.
About the very quiet list vehicle that there is to take a road trip. Yeah. I mean, yeah. That's a very you might as well get it out of the way and explain what you're talking about it because I feel like you are going to reference it a bunch of times.
So give a quick 30 second primer of what you did. Quick 30 second primer. Me and the Schmeckman you've heard so much about whose episode we will not be released because the audio was bad. Yeah.
Took a trip across the country at a karaoke party buzz. A million bajillion shout outs to the RV IP lounge. Look, they're wonderful. They're a karaoke party bus that goes to events and they get sponsored and you get to get on and drink a bunch of free booze and sing a bunch of karaoke and laser lights while the bus drives around.
It's wonderful. We took that from LA to Tallahassee and then took a little mini trip from Tallahassee to Charleston and then back and all the way back. We didn't even have to do the driving and that was about the very quiet list shit on my whole damn wife. Okay.
Good. That was good. You kept it mostly succinct. Car.
Car. A party bus obviously for us more realistic people minivan is top for me. It's top and honestly, it's top to me. Yes.
Minivan is gross though. No. You're a minivan. What?
I've never even been in a new minivan. I haven't made a minivan since the 70s. You're see this is the problem. Nobody knows that.
First of all, they didn't start making a minivan. So after the 70s, what you're talking about is just a van. Yeah. Stupid idiot.
Like a church van. Yeah. No, that's that's gross and scary too. I don't put scary.
Scary shuttle van in the. Yeah, like a LAX shuttle. No thanks. Yeah.
No, I don't want to report shuttle very not quite. No, mini van is so fucking dope. Hit me with the beans. Why is it okay?
First of all, I've only ever exclusively rented them and like it's never it's always a good time. Oh, if it's rented, you could trash it. You could take a big shit on that car. It'll matter.
Okay. Actually vehicles rented is a top for me. Oh, for sure. You don't want it.
You're unless like sometimes it's personal with you in your car, right? How about this? Not mine. I don't even have to be rented.
But if it's somebody else's car, that's better to me. Well, I mean, just I don't know what category this is, but we have to get out of the way first. I think the very quiet list situation is that you're not driving. Yes.
Not your car. Not your problem. Here's a couple of things that I love about minivans. One, obviously they're mad fucking spacious.
They're crazy spacious. Yeah, you could bring your big saxophone if you need to. Correct. Two or three of your big sax phones, honestly, feel you so inclined.
Not four. It's like more spacious than an SUV in terms of leg room, right? But it's getting better gas mileage. It's funny as hell to look at boy.
I just giggled every time I see it. It's got those sick ass doors. When your whole crew rolls out with the fucking side opening door, that is so tight to me. And then you get these like fucking these captain chairs.
You know what I'm talking about? How many vans have like, oh, instead of having a row, we call it the cockpit in the business. Well, no, no, they have the cockpit. But in the second row, sometimes is also the two captain chairs with like a little aisle between them.
And then the back is the bench seat. I love that shit. Minivan, essentially just a star destroyer. They're so big.
Oh my god. It's like a living room that moves on the road. Tell me what's wrong with that. I guess I was just thinking of like a scary shuttle van when you said minivan.
No, no, no, no, no, because that's talking like a dodge, like a Honda Odyssey. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. A Honda Odyssey, a Nissan Quest. Yes.
I do get into a pickle with minivan sometimes because I never know if I'm supposed to close the door or not. Yeah. Well, are you talking about like getting out of a Uber? Yeah.
Yeah. I do that all the time. Am I like, am I supposed to, like whatever I think I'm supposed to do is the wrong one? Yes, I've never guessed right.
Why are minivans such a trick? Yes. I leave it open. They're like, oh, can you close the door?
And I'm like, of course, like, I'm so stupid. Or I try and close your like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. It's right. And I'm like pulling with all my strength.
I'm like, Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's so stupid. I like that only a lot of times only one side opens. How about that?
It doesn't make any sort of sense. What if there's an emergency and you need to get out? There's never been an emergency in a minivan ever. That doesn't sound right to me.
And I have to tell you, the last time I rented one, I was in DC and I kept calling it the big toaster and I was turning it out because it was a rental. That's the beauty of a rental is you just you just could fucking burn it and it does not matter. Let's talk about roles. Okay.
Your role to me, the most very quiet lit shotgun, right? That's the most not driver, but like to be the best one. I want to be in the back. Give me shotgun.
That's perf. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Okay. But that also means you're navigator, which is fine. I can handle that. Yeah.
You know what that means, baby? I'm getting wrong. No, I ain't driving, baby. No, no, no, no.
Pause. Here's what you do. You want to be drunk? Yes, you do.
You get up like a big gulp from the 7-Eleven. You feel it with Hennessy. Okay. Yeah.
I forgot we were talking to Hany Wabu. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? That's the shit right there, dude.
No, dude. I don't I'm gonna put drunk in very pretty good. It's kind of kind of it's kind of like I mean, you want to talk about dangerous boys. The idea of getting drunk while you're in a moving car, but you're not the one driving.
Oof. So dangerous. That's very dangerous. I'm putting drunk as to mean we got a little drunk before, maybe, but even that.
Oh, I like drinking in the car. Christ, man. You hide it in a big gulp dog? Okay.
I'm there's I cannot there is a firm wall between the upper level here for me on drunk in car. I cannot give that. Not very quite for the driver to be drunk, obviously. That'd be very not quite.
Yeah. I mean, yeah. Drunk driver is a bad crew. Let's talk about more about your role as a shotgun though, because you're the map guy, right?
You're the cartographer. You're Max Goof. But do you want to be that? Where's that just a consequence of shotgun?
It's just it's just how it go. You know what I mean? Well, I don't want it to be that. You can't not be the map about this.
Not navigating. That's how it is. How's that? How do you see that plan?
First of all, we're building our perfect one. So I don't know why we have to confide to some fucking bullshit. Oh, do you know what else? GPS.
That's exactly what I was gonna say. If you're in a stick ass, if you're in a oh, so you just got nothing except for DJ crank in the teens boy and I do want DJ. I want the ox like fucking something bad, you know. So here's the thing.
It's stressful to be DJ though. It is. It is. It is.
I think to me, DJ is pretty good. Okay. All right. I'll fully take that.
Like I could fire off some bangers for maybe an hour, right? I could get a jack for an hour. Yeah. But if we got another hour on this trip, sometimes five, six more hours, I'm out of steam.
Can I tell you the worst road trip DJ I ever had in my life? Hit me. Fucking bad Todd himself, the Lord and Savior of Arc, Ruby is tune that opens and closes our show. This man, we drove to LA one of the times we for our birthday and he hits us first with all of trapped in the closet.
What's that? 98 minutes long? Oh, it's so long. And we listen to the whole album.
We don't just do that. It's not just a cut. And then he's like insists that we listen to a full talking heads album because that Todd's just some he just wants to watch the world burn is what you're talking about. He does.
He's a man. He's an architect of chaos. And everybody in the car hates it. But he's driving and I am of the belief that driver does get final say on you.
Like even driver never gonna really have the ox per se. Basically, you're the Alexa for the driver, right? Yeah. And I like to have I like to have a small can I put very quite lit the smallest amount of responsibility for something.
I don't want no responsibility because I want something to know why do you want responsibility because I do sort of like treating a road trip like a fucking heist movie where everybody plays a role and I want to play a role. Maybe your role is just to get filthy nasty in the front seat, baby. But you're trying to get drunk and shit. That's a role.
That's an important role. You're fucking popping your shoes and socks off and putting them up all up on the dash. Oh, I hate that shit. I'll pop them tuts right out the window.
Yeah. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.
Yeah. That's unacceptable. You can pop your socks. You keep your socks on with your pop them.
I guess. I don't really want to see your socks either. As long as you don't got stinky socks. It's also kind of mocking the driver a little bit.
Like, Oh, you're using your legs. Hey, freak, look what I've got. What's it like to be a prisoner, bro? So what's your like, what's your perfect amount of responsibility?
Well, I just like, I need to have one task small as it may be, right? Like, sometimes you're like, for example, what's a small task that's not too hard but small enough? Well, to feel relevant. For example, like maybe snacks, I was going to say maybe you got the next snacks and all you got to do is you guys need seeds.
Anybody need a drink? All right, cool. That's the whole role. So I just want to tiny do you not agree with that a tiny amount of responsibility?
I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
That's fine. It's like a do a little job. Tiny little job. Okay.
You know, else is not a great role to be if you're like in the third row of like a SUV where the floor is just like flush with the, you know what I'm talking about? Way, way back. And also the way way back sucks because like the music is going to be super loud and. But you know what you got in the way way back?
Your own personal AC event right above your head. Yeah, true. You're getting that shit right at your dick and balls. Yeah, because there's just pull, they're steaming these these dicks and these balls.
So I guess very pretty good would just be like the flank of either the back seat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
For sure. I'm going to give you a very pretty good that I feel pretty strong about person who wants to play games. Okay, agree. Very pretty good.
Because like sometimes I'm like, oh yeah, let's do this. This is so fun. And sometimes I'm like, it's enough. I don't need to play this.
I don't need to do fucking alphabet games. Some good games loaded guys. Don't come at me with the fucking animal game. Right.
I don't need it. Give me something fun. Yeah. Okay.
We'll spin the bottle perhaps. Where do you put and I've certainly the one that's guilty of this, but where do you put a little sleepy poopy? Oh, sleepy poopy. Put him in very not quite lit.
I don't need him. It's a waste of space in my ship. Yeah, agreed. And that's you, baby.
I will say that on road trips. I actually keep it together pretty well. I don't know what that's about. I could that's like a time when a lot of people fall asleep and for some reason it's the only time I don't fall asleep makes no fucking sense.
Nothing worse than when you're the driver and everybody in the car. I won't tolerate it. I'll put on some fucking loud ass music or I'll swerve off the road. See that.
But it's actually there's something good to it though because then you get to listen to whatever you want. It's true. And you just are ripping juicy beefers. Just the stankest ass of everyone's asleep.
Dankest baby. The stankest. So what's the good crew? Someone's on five oh watch.
Oh, cop watch big time. Because you know we're hauling ass. We're going like 84, baby. You know what I'm saying?
Drunk as the day is long. Believe it. Gripping it and ripping it. Very not quite lit.
Car sick guy. Oh my God. I feel bad for him, but like yeah, my car. No wait till we start our road trip to tell me your car sick.
Fucking wall. I have to sit in the front. Oh yeah. Oh God.
Oh God. The only car sick when I'm in the back. I want to I want to talk to a very pretty good out there. A new a person you don't know that well.
Okay. Gives you a lot to talk about, but you also might and sometimes like oh look at this great new friend. They're the narc and the narc's been with you the whole time. Right.
But there's the chance that they might be a cop or an undercover cop or an air marshal. Yeah, but they're not a cop. All you got to do is ask them because they have to tell you you because they live with magical rules. They have to tell you what about if they're just so fucking boring.
It could go either way. Maybe Johann is actually the jam and I'll never take a road trip without them again. Yeah, maybe Johann is racist. It's so easy for person.
You don't know that well to slip into any of the very quite lit categories, right? We're there just like, Oh, hey, dude, I brought all these combos and these Sour Patch Kids and your favorite Slurpee combination mixed perfectly. I made everyone a sandwich that's easy to eat and not messy. Do we want to move to snacks?
I it's a delicate dance with me in a road trip. Yes. In a snack game because I have a little baby bladder. Oh, and I like a beverage, but I have to pee a lot.
I got to put PB baby in very not quite lit. Oh my god. Let me tell you a story. Oh, it's gonna haunt your bones.
So it was so bad. So my very first year that I went to cat no counselors, what I did was I got on a bus and the bus drove us from this parking lot in Culver City to Lake Hughes, which is about all in all about two and a half hour drive. No one knew each other. It was a lot of fun except they sat next to this dude.
Maybe 20 minutes to go. Like he pulled it together for most of it. And he was like, dude, I really got to pee. And I was like, oh man, I don't know where we're going.
So what do you want me to do? Why couldn't he tell anybody? He couldn't get up. You see because he was afraid he was going to pee in his panties.
Oh my god, that bad out of nowhere. And he was like, you need to tell one of the staff members that I have to pee really bad. And I was like, oh man, I don't want to do that at all. That's wild.
Can concur a PP baby very not quite lit. Yeah, no shit. So I try to limit my beverages. Like for one, if I'm a driver, I need a Red Bull.
I need a cranberry Red Bull because bad news. I kind of like it. A cranberry Red Bull? Yeah, you had it before?
Yes, I've had all the nasty flavors because I also partake in the devil's milk known as Red Bull's milk for sure. I hate I just spies normal flavor Red Bull, but the cranberry something about it gets me wild. Interesting. It's vile.
Yeah, I think it is very quite lit. Would you agree? It's kind of a road trip a cinch. I think that I think that an energy drink.
Have I did I ever tell you about my little cocktail I used to make? I used to work when I worked mall security one night a week. I had to work graveyard shift, which is 11 p.m. to 7 a.m.
And it was just so fucking boring. And it was so hard. You know that I'm a sleepy baby. They could not have picked a worst security guard.
Absolutely. I can tell you that the first time of danger, I can tell you right now that even after this cocktail I'm not to explain to you. I would sleep about three and a half hours of shift without like I would specifically lay down. It's fall asleep on purpose.
But what I used to do is I would buy a giant gatorade and I would chug half of it and then fill it up with a Red Bull that I had purchased also and give it a little shikishikishikishikishikishikishikishik and just drink that little poison and let me tell you brother the burps. That were the worst burps! I don't like that at all. The devil's milk.
Very quite late. Unless it's a cafe l'aise, because we're taking a morning road trip, I do enjoy that. I don't really love a Red Bull before like noon. I think I gotta put a limit on myself.
I mean, look, here's the thing. Coffee to me. Very not quite late on a road trip. Oh, because you get the shivers.
because it does make your butt hole explode. As we all know. Yeah, that's fair. Okay, so we got the devil's milk.
So far we've talked about snacks for seven minutes, and all we have is red milk. We've only talked about the devil's milk. So you love some flour seed. As I told you on medium to them, but I've also told you I crunch them up whole.
The worst thing. Wilder eats them whole. If you didn't listen to Backward Star and you're listening to this, let me recap. Let me get you with a sleeper hit snack.
Oh, dried chili with mango, brother. Okay, I like that. I said it wrong though. Tried mango with chili.
I get you. I get you. You like dried mango with chili. Yeah, yeah, with chili powder all over it.
You know what I'm talking about? You get them at a lot of the gas stations. I like a part of the reason I like sunflower seeds on a road trip. I like them in general.
I think they taste good, but it's a time consuming food. And I think the same goes for like a lollipop. Like just imagine having a little tootsie pop during a road trip. I won't.
I won't imagine it. I do not care for a tootsie pop. Oh, brother. Do you like any type of lolli?
I like the Trader Joe's lollies. Okay, so imagine a trader Joe's lollie just sitting in the glove box waiting for you. I don't want to talk about lollies for a hundred hours, but I do got something to say about them. Go on.
Can they just make a fucking lollie that don't deteriorate with my saliva? You know what I'm talking about? Like where the lollie meets the bit meets the stick and always gets nasty and sweat. Oh, you want the stick to not deteriorate?
Not the lollies. The lollies job is to deteriorate. It's 2020, baby. What are we doing?
Give me a wood stick so then I can whip somebody with it later. Yeah, like a skewer and then you fucking kill people on the way out. You're a pirate's baby. You're about to board them because I'm drunk as shit, dude.
You pull up to them. You're like, look at me. I'm gonna say very not quite like crew the got the pirate from Captain Phillips. You wouldn't be your crew though.
Could be. I mean, should we talk about like, incidentals like things that would happen to you like getting my pirates not good? We could, but we have to do something in snacks other than Red Bull or I'm gonna explode. Okay.
Very pretty good. I hate to say this. Go on. Sandwiches.
They're messy. They're messy. This is shit that gets on your fingers in hands in general. I think not great.
Like a chip, even like a Cheeto. I know. The problem is that they're still good, so I don't want to put them in not quite lit. What about a NEMM?
You absolutely reading my mind and M-M is a standard. I'll read you for me. How about this one right, lit? Gum.
Okay, yeah, fuck yeah. They're not quite lit? Ice cream. Steak dinner.
Steak dinner. I mean, this is like we said with the coffee, but any type of any type of duty stimulant. Yeah, beans. Let me give you an exception to thingy dust and thingy sauce.
Okay. I'll tell you something that does get your thingy dirty, but to me is very quiet lit. Fast food, baby. Any fast food?
I crave fast food when I'm on a road trip. Like that's to me. Like that's when you get it. That's when you're allowed.
There's no judgments. I do, but that's not a car snack. That's a stop off. I'm not stopping.
I'm not going in. You're not going in? Eating it while I cruise, baby. I'm taking a bite of my jumbo jack and I'm spitting it out the window.
Plan a little jumbo jack tree. I just, I simply cannot agree with that. Yeah, I like eating fast food in the car. It's too.
I'm just thinking about how it's like kind of messy and cantankerous and then the whole car kind of smells like fucking whatever fart juice you just put in there. Plus that's breaking the duty stimulant rule. Put it very pretty good. Yeah.
Because I agree with you. I do crave it when I'm on the open road probably because it's the only fucking restaurant you ever, it's UC 100 ever. You're on the high seas as you're cruising by and you're like, oh, you don't fuck. A.M.W.
sounds very quiet right now. And R.B.'s and in and out. I mean, obviously this is very California specific, but the fact that like, I'm not eating it in the car. I'll give you that.
Oh, yeah. That would, I assumed. Oh, you didn't have my parked car perhaps, but I'm either going to go in that situation. What's the point of that?
Just there was no seating inside. Oh, I got a great one for you. Stonefrit. You just spit it out the window when you're done.
That's a bag of cherries. You stop at a fruit stand. Oh, cherries money. My girlfriend is very good at premeditated snack buying.
Like the night before she comes in and she's like, I have never, right? But isn't that a gem to have party? That's going to be a cool one. Well, I also, I mean, just the idea of thinking about anything before you do it is crazy to me.
Yeah. Yeah. That's before they act. That's what I'm going to put down it as.
Because that's like, she shows up and she's like, I got this bet. Like we'll be on like a, we'll be taking a bus up to Boston or something and she's like cool. I got two half sandwiches, bag of them, nims, sour patch, jerky. What do we feel about jerky?
So I don't love jerky, but I know other people do. Yes, what? Neither do I. And those people can get fucked.
Jerky's bad to me. Oh, I like, I like jerky. It's hard to eat. It's hard to eat.
It's hard to eat. It hurts my little soft teeth. And it gets pleasant from top to bottom. It's in there.
The way that you feel about popcorn is how I feel about jerky, which is just like, I might as well fucking suck all the teeth out of my mouth afterwards. I got a very, pretty good for you. Anything with chocolate. Okay.
Sure. Because with a delicious Reese's stick also comes Reese's fingers. Well, chocolate melt. It go melt.
Okay, I'm gonna say chocolate melt. Here's the problem though. If you eat it right, you don't have to worry about that. Like if you use the wrapper as a handle.
Even the nims I feel like are gonna get on your fingers eventually. Yeah, well, not if you're like me and you just up end the bag into your mouth. Oh, how about this? How about this brother?
Cooler in the back. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's obvious.
You know what I'm talking about. You got it. Even if there's not ice cold cruisers in there. Oh, let me tell you.