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EPISODE · Dec 23, 2025 · 45 MIN

Roasting Buckeyes || If You Screw Up the Honeymoon, You’re Headed for Divorce

from Lunch Hour Legal Marketing · host Legal Talk Network

First—watch out, Ohio. The guys are sore losers, so they’re taking it out on one of your websites. Later, what should law firms be doing during the honeymoon phase with new clients?   ------ Sour grapes, for sure: Following Michigan’s painful loss to Ohio State, Gyi and Conrad take revenge on Ohioans with a teardown of the Buckeye Law Group’s pathetic website. (Eesh—harsh, guys.) From ineffectual “Buckeye” branding to affinity-building misses to a phone number that leads to SOMEONE ELSE’S LAW FIRM, it’s not great. So, basically, Ohio drools, Michigan rules. Later, Gyi and Conrad want you to have a long and happy marriage with your clients, so you’d better not bungle the honeymoon. During this new, formative time, there are certain things you should and shouldn’t do! The guys talk about building trust through great first impressions, exceptional communication, clear expectations—all the things that create a delightful customer experience for your new clients.  A Wee Bit o’ News: Huh, Google is now allowing anonymous reviews. So, we’re wondering hard about whether this might encourage a mass influx of fake reviews… ya think? A few silver linings might exist, but let’s all just plan for the worst, shall we?   LHLM’s Top 5 Episodes of 2025! Clio’s All-In with Scorpion – Who Gets Stung? Not All Leads Are Created Equal Tasty Tactical Tidbits || Don’t Call It a Rebrand Conrad’s Crystal Ball IV | Lawyer Marketing Predictions for 2025 r/LHLM: Reddit Feeds the AI MACHINE   Listen Next:  Does My Website Suck? | Law Firm Website Teardown    Connect: Lunch Hour Legal Marketing Newsletter! – The Bite  Leave Us an Apple Review  Lunch Hour Legal Marketing on YouTube  Lunch Hour Legal Marketing on TikTok r/LHLM

First—watch out, Ohio. The guys are sore losers, so they’re taking it out on one of your websites. Later, what should law firms be doing during the honeymoon phase with new clients?   ------ Sour grapes, for sure: Following Michigan’s painful loss to Ohio State, Gyi and Conrad take revenge on Ohioans with a teardown of the Buckeye Law Group’s pathetic website. (Eesh—harsh, guys.) From ineffectual “Buckeye” branding to affinity-building misses to a phone number that leads to SOMEONE ELSE’S LAW FIRM, it’s not great. So, basically, Ohio drools, Michigan rules. Later, Gyi and Conrad want you to have a long and happy marriage with your clients, so you’d better not bungle the honeymoon. During this new, formative time, there are certain things you should and shouldn’t do! The guys talk about building trust through great first impressions, exceptional communication, clear expectations—all the things that create a delightful customer experience for your new clients.  A Wee Bit o’ News: Huh, Google is now allowing anonymous reviews. So, we’re wondering hard about whether this might encourage a mass influx of fake reviews… ya think? A few silver linings might exist, but let’s all just plan for the worst, shall we?   LHLM’s Top 5 Episodes of 2025! Clio’s All-In with Scorpion – Who Gets Stung? Not All Leads Are Created Equal Tasty Tactical Tidbits || Don’t Call It a Rebrand Conrad’s Crystal Ball IV | Lawyer Marketing Predictions for 2025 r/LHLM: Reddit Feeds the AI MACHINE   Listen Next:  Does My Website Suck? | Law Firm Website Teardown    Connect: Lunch Hour Legal Marketing Newsletter! – The Bite  Leave Us an Apple Review  Lunch Hour Legal Marketing on YouTube  Lunch Hour Legal Marketing on TikTok r/LHLM

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