Hello again everyone welcome to another episode of Jesse and Wilders Guide to Life. I'm Jesse. That's the titular Waboo And we're here to talk to you. So you often say that I'm the titular Waboo.
Yeah, but it is not in the title Waboo in the title. So I guess my question is what you mean? Well, I mean it's a it's a nom de plume as it were so I think that only speak English to me Yeah, I forgot that you're one of them racist. Yes, um in my Donald Trump's America.
We speak English Why don't we just get into the topic? I'm too excited. Okay, babies coming up big holiday big sexy holiday for all you sexy people out there Oh big sexy big sexy. We here at my mom's we like to keep it casual.
We like to keep it sexy We like to keep it fun. We're gonna talk about romantic evening to those first of all Those are three so distinctly different things sexy casual and fun do it at all interesting Just sort of a sexy casual fun time if you remember literally only two weeks ago. We swore off a themed episode We said never again. I'd sooner jump off a cliff and do another themed episode Uh-huh and not even a full calendar month later here.
We are doing a themed episode romantic evening. Let's talk about it ladies A germ we're gonna make a rubric for you. Yes, we're gonna put him in three categories very quite lit very pretty good Or very not quite lit. Yeah, you'll figure out which one of those is which pretty much right away Mm-hmm.
Do you have any I have a I have a I think we should give a viewer discretion advised listeners discretion sure because this episode don't be nasty And I will tell you my first category. I'd like to pause it to confirm the nastiness. Okay, what you got for me first category Consumables, I do not like that. Can I give you a very pretty good?
I've already thought about this one go on each other I want to consume you This is the worst episode already. I just want to consume and you have to know that for romantic evening you must do it like a southern On your voice I want to consume each other. I don't like this character even a little bit So obviously consuming each other can be good thing like I want to devour you in the sack consume though is not but it could be bad It's like a mechanical and I want to eat your skin is the bad one Bad one I would this I want to snapshot the rubric as it is right now I guess I don't really know what you mean by consumables. So do you mean like food and drink?
Yeah, food and drink but I think when you're dealing with a romantic evening a lot of other things could be consumed if you know What I like chocolate covered strawberries or what? We got virgin wobbly on the scene Strawberries very quite lit. I will say romantic evening. That's me alcohol very pretty good.
Yeah, you know You want to get loosey-goosey you want to keep it sexy casual and fun and you also don't want to get too Boozed up. Yeah, you don't want to get sloppy. You don't get the old whiskey dick. Yeah.
Yeah, if you're a dude sometime You're being gone go or so it's a romantic evening. So we're not evening Let's say we're starting at the very very very very early a 6 p.m. Right because it's romance baby. Yeah, so should we put time frame on this as a category?
Yeah, okay. Well, that's gonna be a little one, but yes Time frame after quite lit 7 a.m. Yeah, okay I'll let's give it a let's give it a time frame 7 a.m. Shift and even earlier, huh the 6 a.m.
Shift or just how about the Sun is out? Okay, 6 to 2 6 to 2 is horrible very not quite lit very pretty good I guess we'll give you the lunch. I mean you're really missing the evening part but to to to 6 which I don't know is that even very pretty good? Yeah, it sounds bad right evening at 2 o'clock 2 30 romantic evening take it all away.
Let's call it 4 to 6 I guess yeah, very pretty I guess yeah, you only have a little bit of time very pretty good Yeah, you're on a quick mission and then this is after after the Sun go down baby Which I guess is subjective if you're like in Alaska, you know, you know when the Sun don't ever correct We have a big following in Alaska we need to consider consumables I I like a lot of small plates obviously I always like small plates, but that's my ideal Because then you're sharing you can kind of limit yourself. You're not gonna like be like a little dude like feed each other Go baby On our resume clearly masters of romance is something that's there Put it in the collection of podcasts that will have right after wine moms masters of romance. I Got a bad consumable. What do you think about porridge or oatmeal?
I feel like very unsexy food that porridge Thanksgiving food Yeah, thanksgiving food no good. Maybe like egg salad. Oh my god. Yeah horrible egg salad bad I think very pretty good to me is like a steak house dinner.
Yeah, I think it could be sexy, but it's so heavy Yeah, and you might shoot your pantaloons afterwards. You might have a shitter in your pants. Very quite lit ice cream brother Mmm, I'll give you yeah, I'll give you that I'm trying to get some ice cream on my right evening Yeah, a little a little a little ice cream How little you go to maybe like a little like a little southern Italian place a little cilia place in the little yelatto Where do we put I have to be I have to be honest here. I've not had any of them sexy Food oh like edible underwear.
Yeah, just putting very pretty good because we don't know because we're a couple of virgins I'm inclined to think it's bad. I just think that there's no shit, but it's kind of funny. It's like a funny goof, right? I don't want goose.
Oh my god very not quite like goose. I don't know what I like a goof I like a goof is a goof is bottom of the list for me. I want no goos. Okay I think I feel confident about putting edible sex stuff in very not quite lit.
Yeah, that's fine with me It looks gross to me. It feels like they're all like sweet hearts. You don't talk about yeah, yeah Yeah, I'm like okay Let's say let's say you really love your partner and they're wearing some like edible underwears and let's even say that the edible Underwears are really good still a weird like I feel like you know when you go to a beer festival and everyone has those pretzel necklaces Right, yeah, it's like that, but you're but you're also like maybe jumping on your partner's skin Okay, I mean those who who who who who leads right into cannibalism they kind of go hand in hand kind of consuming each other you might say yes Yes, literally consuming each other activities cannibalism very not quite lit. Yeah Empire vampires.
Oh, okay. What about should we just throw in like sexy archetypes? Oh sexy archetypes I don't like a sexy vampire not sexy to me. No, thanks none of them.
You're not even so it's very not quite lit for you Like maybe like maybe the Brad I think it's sexy not just because of the of the sexualness of how they look But there is a little there's a little danger. Oh, where do we put danger activities? Oh very pretty good. Yeah Well, I mean look take it from us a couple of dangerous boys I'm gonna say like slash librarian.
Yes. I think we could get that going Activities very quite lit. How about sex. What do you think about that?
Yeah? Bangin on each other of all types. I think very not quite lit board games. Oh my god.
Yeah, oh Jesus Christ Especially like imagine like settlers get tan the least sexy activity a full game of Monopoly. Yeah. Oh my god Like dinner like dinner is very quite lit. Yeah, that's dinner drinks big time.
Very pretty good a movie What do you think about that? Yeah? I'll be like what's the movie? Yeah, I still don't care pretty good Comedy or something a little sexy a little flake.
I don't need like a holocaust documentary for sure right That's why this is very pretty good is you don't want to go right? You don't want to go watch the door of the explorer film and then be like well We turn it are we getting in there now? What's the deal exactly activities? I very quite lit role-playing I just said role-playing but instead of architectural put it in because I don't know I don't love it.
What's not to love about it? Sometimes it's just like We play Dungeons and Dragons. Let's get to it. Okay.
All right. That's fair. Well, okay So what so where do you put for play because that's kind of a foreplay? Yeah, that's a lot.
That's like a whole that's a whole thing Yeah, sure. So I gotta get a character. I gotta learn my lines. I gotta go costume.
So would you say non non committal foreplay very quite late? How about um boat stuff interesting are we calling that an activity? Yeah, okay? You're not a boat and we're even if it's like a little pedal boat Just the two of you or maybe it's a fucking yacht or a big pirate ship.
I have to be honest It sounds like a very not quite lit to me. Do you want to what yeah? Go on then why well, let me work. Let me count the ways.
Okay. Let me work my way To the top from the bottom a pedal boat or a rowboat. I'm I'm too large for those It's a physical and capability for me. It becomes very challenging and a rowboat.
I'm gonna build up a sweat. No sweating activity very not Oh, yeah, yeah, oh wait about during the romance. Oh, it's very pretty good. Yeah, okay, okay.
Good. This is working out Well, maybe that maybe you're having like fun sweat, you know, maybe like a snowball fight. Okay, that's weird. You picked a weird example Cold that's cold sweat very chilly sweat weird.
Yeah Oh, my god, oh well, yeah So you got them you got them little boats. There's no good for me I like a party boat or something like that seems weird and impractical and then a yacht I guess but it feels like are we yeah sure every while they're just typed in the activities everybody gets a rash Are we talking like a yacht like you get to be are we staying on it? Because the problem with me is what if me or my partner gets seasick you wouldn't be on a boat for you get seasick though, right? I just think okay, so just put it very pretty good.
Are we just doing a bit clothing into its own category or is that Another sexy archetype to very not quite lit. Oh, yeah, I mean I'm a little paranoid shoulder might be no But he's always crazy. You know what I'm talking about right. I think maybe just Man with animal companion in general but like a dog.
It's still not very romance though. Oh dog bit It's such a big cutie. I'll get it started. Okay.
All right, dog could very well lead to the romantic evening It could all be thanks to the dog. I have to be honest I don't know how many romance evenings you've had with like a With a dog in the house, but sometimes dog really works against you dog can be great wingman horrible closer You know I'm talking about yeah, that's very true bonus points dog that knows when to chill Clothing okay, so clothing I like I do like special undergarments male and female and non-gender non-binary But just a special like a little a little pair of boxer briefs that you know got it like maybe your face on it Okay, I would say that's very not quite lit under undergarments with either participants face on them got to be real That like undergarments with participants face pretty good because it's funny Undergarments with our face in particular very not quite lit. Okay. Yeah, okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay with our face Make sure we specify here Jesse and Wilder On them and then wait dog is that not very quite lit though? No, it's dog You got to stop thinking about this like we're trying to chuckle our way to bone zone It's romance baby chuckling my way to bone zone is the name of my next album You laugh it to myself as I walk down the street is the photo Chuckling my way to bone Fresh crisp. Let me ask you this is no clothing very quite lit. Mm.
We're talking about a whole evening So I would say no, okay, it's so very pretty good I think it might be very not quite lit, but I don't want to go to dinner with nude person But where's maybe dinner at home? Okay, okay still just Kind of weird, huh? I think fully nude the whole time is very not quite fully do the whole time correct very not quite lit And then for very quite lit nude only at the end yeah Nude when necessary Yeah, dude one appropriate nude when appropriate is the name of my first album Oh Maybe like pirate costume very not quite lit well, that's you have hearted Jack Sparrow like a full Jack Sparrow get up I think any cosplay is no good. Yeah, I don't care for that even a little bit Oh don't even I don't want to get into that I'll give you a very pretty good I think it draws the perfect middle line between nude so fully nude the whole time is bad Nude one appropriate is great.
How about this nude underneath a trench coat we think about that. Oh, it's so obvious Yeah, but that's kind of part of the appeal is you're like you need at the hotel bar Okay, I feel like it's more I feel like a woman can pull this off more right like a man It's like you see any amount of chest you're like yikes dude, but yeah, you know you got one of those like knee-length trench coats Boy, I just feel like it's gonna I would I would find a way to make it come undone myself Like I would fuck it up for sure, but you're no one's asking you wilder to do this This is not people ask me this every single day, bro I can't go anywhere that people ask me to take my clothes I'm an only where a trench coat and then they ask me if I'm a bunch of kids back on top of each other and then you're like No, and they're like prove it get naked you're like oh no And then a hand comes out from the middle of my chest Let's watch them away sexy archetypes of femme fatale where you put femme fatale. Oh, obviously that's very quickly I think yeah I think so too I've only done this once and it sucked But I feel like there could be a good version I did like a a triple X trivia night and a bar once where all the questions were sexy questions But they were very stupid. Okay, okay, so yes I feel like if the questions didn't suck that could be kind of fun.
Okay, you're drinking you're playing around a little bit of goofs I don't think goofs is very not quite lit. I I cannot I just talking about a regular date night I want a romantic evening. Okay, I guess you're right. This is romantic This is romantic you're like we'll do date night at different time And I think like goofs definitely comes into play okay If it's a romantic evening like goofs are leaving at home Maybe like making dinner together you gotta do okay.
I kind of like that. Yeah, that's that might be very quite Lit actually I don't see a lot of flaws in that. Well, I mean you gotta be careful with the knife Well, yeah, there is the right but then no cuz then you're adding danger and danger could be a good thing So I'm sure that's true. I'm back up into consumables.
Okay, you love consumables. I really do what do we think about food play in the bedroom? It's not for me. I don't even like jeans in my bed It's plain how jeans relates to like whipped cream.
I'm just saying jeans are too dirty for me in my bed Oh, you're it's a cleanliness thing. You don't want like little chocolate There is nowhere in this world more sacred to me than my bed And you want it only for the romance. I actually agree with you I've not really the album to those particular dark waters. The worst part of romance is that you have to clean your sheets Yeah, that's well, you maybe have to clean them either way Jeez we didn't think about this one I feel like people that listen to this maybe aren't the types of people that should be hearing us talk this way, huh?
The minute you said consumables I wanted to run out of my house and screaming Yeah, this one's NC 17. Don't listen mom. Oh god. My mom 16 years old Which one you got 10?
I do have 10 moms in reference to the last podcast, baby. Yeah, one of them's just a baby Call her baby mom. She's got her own spin-off show baby mama. Oh that's my baby mama And it's an infant it's like a sitcom, but the mom is a baby That's like a movie from the movie posters in funny people like all of them.
Yeah Yeah, it's Tina phase real head on a baby Oh god, Jesus Christ. Okay, baby mama baby mama's a bad sexy archetype. Would you agree? Fucking baby, we have to be clear that we're not talking about someone's baby mama, right literal baby Oh, is also a mama.
Yeah, correct. Okay. This I think goes under sexy archetype or maybe just a bonus point. I like a little Mystery.
Oh, so I was gonna say secrets Secrets bonus point. I think secrets is what mystery. Oh like a What is it? Tell me about this mystery?
I mean, I'm just thinking like if there's a little mystery to your evening Like even just a small amount of mystery like oh, we don't know maybe it's a maybe it's one of those restaurants where they blindfold you One of those sensory deprivation. Oh, yeah, I'm in the dark. Yes, like oh that boy. You like that I've never done it and I could tell you I never will that sounds like such horseshit It sounds bad.
I don't want to not see my food, but I'm just speaking of the of the feeling of secrets and mystery So give me an example of like a good mystery for me romance evening, right? I know the romance is gonna happen because I live with my person They're always coming home with me, but I think like like a like a mystery like where we end up, you know like that type of Oh, okay, is your house in my house? Are we on the yacht? Are we gonna just get freaky in the back of my Buick like who knows, you know like a mystery like okay clothing?
What about like a like like ball attire like gala attire? Oh my god, yeah, dude. Yeah, dude like a James Bond. Oh god.
Yeah, dude. Okay sexy archetype James Bond I mean if we're putting femme fatale, maybe that's like one. That's kind of one huh like a South American. Oh my god What's South American good God?
Okay sexy or type non Americans. Yeah, correct British excluded excluded Oh, you don't like you don't like a sexy British accent. I just think I have I'm too just too many. I'm too Yeah, I'm too.
It's too much like what am I watching the crown? Okay, good point Good fucking point. I hate it when I don't know if I'm watching the crowd or not Yeah, I'm just telling people British people like alright person. I'm like wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Where am I? I can't believe any British people don't know it's shocking You know Jacob Ruben the are definitely our number one fan of this podcast you've married a British woman like we're doing our best to get rid of every listener We've ever had let me let me hit you with another fact big dog Please do the number two country that listens to this podcast is the United Kingdom Gotta be well, it's there we're nagging them and they're into it. Where do we put nagging kind of bad huh?
Oh, yeah, very bad very not quite lit. Okay, so nagging very not quite lit Did I tell you when I I went on a I went on a Tinder date when I first moved to New York and it was with this woman who had gone viral for something I will not give details on but we went to a comedy show which oh my god activities comedy show very not quite lit not romance at all And then we got frozen yogurt Also, maybe very not quite lit frozen yogurt is terrible because frozen yogurt is a word that sounds like how you feel when you eat it Yeah frozen yogurt So this whole date was the anti-romantic evening and then she asked me to share some of my former jokes from when I did comedy And I told her no and she was like come on it'd be fun And I was like no I did I said no I will not and then she was like well I want to share some of mine and then for 20 minutes in this frozen yogurt shop. She like ran bits by me Really bad it was really really bad dude. It's not a great date.
How do we feel about hotel room? You like about you like a nasty hotel room? It's like a nice hotel room. No, I like all I like all hotel rooms All hotel Bates Motel very not quite late Bates Motel bad obviously Bates Motel bad You know what sucks I we have it was I don't know it's hard to talk about but a romantic evening not really for the poor, huh?
Yeah, money does make it nice Makes so much better. It's hard to have a romance on the budget. Just have a bonus points. Everyone's rich Yeah, everybody rich everybody everybody in this timeline.
This is sort of a bonus point for the whole world, huh? Yeah, global bonus point everybody happy and rich. Okay, we only have one very pretty good sex yard Wait, but I'm not done with hotel not on the tell because I want to specifically talk about water play. Okay water bed I'm talking of course not a water bed water bed.
Very not quite late. I don't know that goes activities Activities really taking a broad scope here water bed. It's fine with me horrible terrible. No, I'm talking Hot good baby.
Oh hot tub my dude. Here's my thing I'm too stupid to get out of hot tub sometimes, but I do like it I just don't believe that so I'll give you that I'll give you the very pretty I'll give you the very quite you got your sexy femme fatale and she gets out of the hot tub and she starts to tell off and you're like Nah, these bugs too good. That's what's happening to you. Yeah, dog.
The bugs are too good Boy, it's nothing in the world besides me and the hot tub and the stars outdoors. What do we think? Outdoors medium to very bad. Yeah, Scott Skeeters.
You got craters. You got skunks. You got antelope I just think it can be good like a nice star gazing a stroll through the park. Sure, but I don't know it's not the critters outside You can't control you got critters.
You got inclement weather, you know, you got to be worried about becoming that man's parents just getting shot Out right outside. How about very not quite late activities everybody gets murdered. Yeah, I guess you seem like you always need to bring up murder Just want to make sure that we're clear. I do not want to get murdered on my romantic evening I'm interested in the topic we reach that you don't feel it necessary to mention murder like will there be a time no question What do you think about a sex party and orgy?
Oh, but is it a spooky one like for my white shot? I you know that I haven't seen that There's one thing you know about me. It's that I have not seen every spooky, but Nicole given is fire as she always is Okay, so we're medium to that just because I don't we're not yuck in anybody's yum. Yes, but it's sometimes you're spooky for me Okay, no, I put spooky orgy very pretty good orgy and then breadsies not spooky.
Correct spooky is not very good for participants other than vampires I think sexy parents like on a romantic evening away from the kids. Okay, I like that I think that it can be good. I think it also could be boring as hell. You don't want to be boring guys romance Even romance evening need to not be boring.
How about a sexy archetype for you? Wood's men. Yes, obviously yes big sexy Chris Hemsworth woodsman. Yeah, it's a deadlock I'll put that in there right now.
Very quite lit sexy archetype Oh, and this one is only this one does I do need to qualify a gender gender here because a woman of power sexy man of power Oppressive not sexy at all mr. Dr. CEO not for me. Yeah, no he's oh to the curb not a clothing sweatpants bad Don't worry.
It's bad. Please old-school Netflix and chill also bad to me. Yeah, it just seems like it's sloth It's a lot of just spicy food. Oh, it's spicy food bad I feel like I don't know why but seafood is sexy.
Yes. Do we that's I apparently it is I think I think that tracks And I don't know why put that in very quickly. Yeah, I like well They say that slurping down some five valves. They say that they say that oysters are a are a Fadesiac ooh activity saying the word after these yet.
Oh, I don't like it at all Come on sexy word. No, it's not it's a yuk-yuk word who a row dee-jig. It's 50-syllibes. It sounds like you're throwing up while you say it Activity is not very quite lit geography test.
Well any sort of learning. Yeah learning no thanks Learning is warring as hell geez. We long trip very not quite lit for the activities. Oh, yeah long Running errands bad.
Yeah, oh, oh office bad. Yeah, right before it closes to the line is so long lines waiting in a line Oh my god waiting Sexy at all no I haven't seen any of those 50 shades movies, but I feel like that's about middle for me dominating stuff Yeah, I mean if we're putting orgies again, we're not yuck in anybody's yum But I just think that like it's at a quiet. It's the most acquired scared of it Yeah, it scares the hell out of me too, but that's where on this side of the mic. You know what I'm saying?
I don't like I don't want fire Involved okay, okay. No fire archetype, okay. No fire, please Look again, do you babies do you yeah for sure do not do me with fire? You're clothing has to be easily removable Okay, like a stripper pants.
I don't mean like strip of what strip of it. I gotta put medium for me What do you think about it? Terriway pants medium. It's because that's a goof though dude.
You're like goofs It's true, but it's a good is gonna get the mood going pretty. I mean it sets a tone that is undeniable. I would say Oh sexy archetypes athletes, baby. Oh, yeah Activities how about this one consent, maybe oh very quite lit.
Oh, I got a consumable for you my dude. You're gonna love it Yes, do it please do it now fun dude That's a medium to me fun. Do you hate fondue? What about chocolate there's like chocolate fondue though right?
That's what chocolate kabos strawberries is is bordering on the fondue is good problem is half times cheese and I love that But it's not a romance, but it is like in movies for some reason well, okay because I Very I mean it's very uh the act of it is very suggestive. Yes. Yes dipping and I think it goes it goes good with a night of romance Because like you're at this table where you're like both kind of leaning in in order to get this interactive It's an interactive food. I like an interactive consumable.
I like it sometimes. I don't think Benihana is Particularly romantic god. I don't want to I don't want to shrimp flip in my fucking pocket of my tuxedo Where does this go but just like darkness? Like a very dark bar, right dim.
I maybe that's a bonus point. Yeah, I guess dim and dark, but not too dark I don't want opaque well. Yeah, but you definitely I would rather opaque than like cafeteria bright. Okay Very not quite lit.
Yeah, that's a trip to the cafeteria is fluorescent lights. No, thanks also cafeteria bad for consumables Oh, I got a horrible one for consumables buffet. Oh, yeah, very bad You're a dead man if you think that you're gonna go to a buffet and enjoy a romantic evening lawyer. Does the zoo go very not quite lit?
Oh, I think maybe Zoo here. Can I hit you with this zoo very not quite lit aquarium? I think we're gonna have a good territory romantic. I think a little romantic.
Very bright. So it's like a lot of things that you said you don't like no No, no an aquarium aquarium is not bright aquarium smell bad. They're kind of bright No fucking way they're bright. They're dark because the fish don't live in the bright.
They live in the dark depends on the fish It depends on the aquarium aquariums are okay. They are very smelly sometimes a little smelly. I don't know I don't like a fish or gross dude. They're so gross.
I think I'm gonna see a fish before Oh, okay, what is that thing a literal fish living not very sexy, but you know what's kind of romance maybe for You know what's pretty I wonder where we put museum toss it learning is out Okay, it is kind of learning but in the museum with a with a partner you kind of play this little game of cat and mouse Oh, okay, a little cat not love it. Okay, you know, you look they're looking at something and you're looking at something together And then you can kind of tail off and do something else and then maybe they tell off maybe they come catch up with you You know what I'm talking about brother. Yeah, but I know what you're talking about Even a little bit a little cat and mouse at the museum is given it to I'm giving it to you I don't see what it's not cat and mouse to me. That's just two people walking around a museum silently I think it's good And then you make little remarks to have to be hushed it forces you to whisper ooh activities whispering What about you're in a foreign country you didn't travel there that day, but you are in a foreign country, okay?
I that might be a bonus point. Okay. Yeah, like vacation. Yeah, this is happening.
Yeah. Yeah in a foreign land. No, let's talk about it I don't care about France. Yeah, yeah, I that's a great point.
This is what the country of love is famous for being romantic But Was everyone like France so much. Yeah, I don't get it. Well, I don't think everyone does like Francis I feel like it's very polarized remember Paris Syndrome Well, yeah true Paris Syndrome is a actual medical thing you can look it up on the Wikipedia And it is a syndrome that people are diagnosed with when they visit Paris and are disappointed because it didn't meet their expectations And it is specifically only for Paris. It's not like it's named after that and it applies to other things It is specifically only for people visiting the friends and the symptoms of it were insane It was like people would like convulse they would work Fucking hallucinating that Francis better than it was.
Yeah, in a foreign land it stays as a bonus point But I the land of love is not one that I care I've also never been there you've been there too because everyone besides us. Oh wait drugs. That's a medium, right? Okay?
Yeah, it's immediate to me because I don't mind a little drugs I don't want any drugs, but but you see that I'm of the school that the cat can have a little salami I just think that romantic and you say cats can't have salami I just rug drugs and romance don't go hand in hand to me. What about rugs? What type of rug are we really gonna talk about rugs right now Wilder a nice soft bear skin rug perhaps a bear skin rug I will write in bonus points. Okay.
Oh, what about a roaring fireplace? Okay, yeah, that's what we do what that's an activity? I guess we should have done like an ambiance category We're too late and we're too stupid and we just must press on yeah, roaring fire is gotta be and honestly that is an activity like sitting around the roaring fire consumables like I want to say like a fine scotch could be romantic or oh Yeah, okay wine. Okay, so I'm just gotta be in very quite late, right?
Yeah, cuz we have booze and very pretty good because it was like it would it would be you could get too drunk But I do think fine like fine alcohol. Oh Like fine like why let's say fine wine and spirits. Oh, it's like booze. It's like I'm gonna get slosh with spirits I'll but I don't I'm trying yeah, fine wine and spirits a beautiful tequila.
How about very not quite lit shots not romantic even a little Bit romantic. No wait. We have some conflict here. No, you said no.
We put no fire in in activities for No, I met I met no fire in the bedroom. Okay, but what if there's a what if you're in a fancy giant master bedroom? That has a fireplace you're telling me to want that thing Rory. Oh, so maybe maybe a fire is very pretty good Fire is very pretty good.
It's exactly what it is boy. Good thing. We caught that one. Oh, I got a good one for activities go ahead Berlesque, okay, what if it's a private show and you're performing it for someone that goes into dancing and we've already Oh, we haven't even talked about dancing.
Okay. Oh dancing Dancing gotta be very quite lit of all time. You could do a salsa you could do a tango tango the sexiest dance that there is right? Yes, probably I wouldn't know if something like a mouth perhaps you know I mean, oh, yeah, but even like a little freak nasty grinding Might be might be kind of fun.
I like I'm hesitant to that's tough because like I think freak nasty grinding is romantic though It's not getting crunk in the curb. It's not oh the clear, but not romantic get no. Thank you. Yeah, that's a very I do not want to be the clear.
Okay, I have a bonus point I think it can't I it's a bonus point to me if it's not summer not summer. Yeah, I I just don't so think about it Like first of all, we don't get a nice cold romantic winter evening Yeah, well even a fall or a spring snow angels because like think about all the things you talked about right black tie attire kind of tough in the summer We're gonna talk see I always squeeze this into time frame. Okay. Yes.
I like that. So summer is the right We do have this other fucking cat. I think summer very pretty good though to be honest because Like a late la summer when it's still kind of nice at night and you can have a picnic and you can kind of enjoy the Like the day could turn into a romantic evening because of the summertime and stuff's going on a lot I think summer is gonna be a two. Okay.
All right. All right I'll give you that I mean look every time a good time to be romantic. So I'll give you that summer harsh winter Maybe not so romantic. No, I still think it's pretty I do still like that because then you then you oh you gotta snuggle up Oh, you gotta snuggle up.
Oh snuggling snuggling What about flamingo So, okay, that's kind of dancing are you talking about watching flamingo watching flamingo because I like it but sometimes enough is enough Yeah, it's also a little spooky. Would you agree with that? I would not. What do you mean?
I feel like the time was spooky about it the time I saw flamenco in in a fannya it gets it turns to a point where they're like Stomping on the ground and they're like screw it was very guttural like scream I just felt a little spell creeped out will chill down my spine. It's just you baby. Okay. Well flamenco still it's a lot Can be a lot.
Oh activities Watching the sunset that kind of lame-o sunrise sunset is a two for me. Oh, I think I think sunset is a two sunrise might be a three because that means you had a real freaky-dicky romantic evening I'm so tired. Oh, but that's that's exactly what it is though. It's like yeah, okay Yeah, I'll do that because if you if you watched the sunrise you don't even need to look at this rubric You done had a good romantic evening.
I would say um we haven't talked about gold About what gold gold like the mineral a mineral is it a mineral it could might not be what is gold? It's not gem. It's gold Siri what gold chemical elements dumb dumb. Oh shit chemical elements Yeah, I would never guess it doesn't make any sense But are you gonna explain what you mean when you say gold for romantic evening gold?
I feel like gold plays a part something gold gold ceiling gold jewelry. Well, we can put it on bonus points. What do you say to that? Yeah gold Gold finger over here.
Okay. I got a activity that's very not quite lit. That's obvious But it needs to be said any any any oopsie daisies you know like you spill a drink or yeah, no oopsie daisies Oh my god spilling there is literally nothing worse in my life than if I'm on a date with someone and I spill something on my shirt I cannot stop thinking about it for the rest of time. Of course.
Yeah, it's terrible make a big gesture and knock over your drink Oh my god, especially if you're already being kind of extra like you're in the middle of a story and you're getting kind of louder And it's still appropriate, but then you spill a drink and it's like boy. I've never felt worse I just tell you so many times. Yeah, I made a big arm gesture during a story and not over a drink Yeah, and then you don't want to finish then the story's not getting finished now You just want to leave you have to go outside and get by traffic. It's the only way out.
Oh my god I have another activity and I'm sorry, but we just have to talk about it's also very not quite lit and that's to make a bowel movement Okay, so it's big for me because I happens to me often and see this is the dangerous thing with dinner like you shouldn't eat at all Okay, I think I feel good about this. We I'd say I don't know what else we could be adding here But we got a lot of value out of this we said gold what else we need right? You did you did say gold? Yes, it's a good looking romantic evening.
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