Ryan Walters is a D*ck Weasel

This week on Beards & Sundries, we kick off with childhood summer memories: sticky snacks, suspicious church camps, and Jay's questionable hotdog etiquette. Anthony reveals his deep spiritual connection to Vacation Bible School, and we spiral from there. Then we turn our attention to the human dumpster fire known as Ryan Walters and Oklahoma proudly sliding into 50th place in education. Don’t worry — we’re laughing through the disappointment. Because otherwise? Jail. Then it’s game time, and we’re playing Smash or Pass: Ice Cream Flavors — the only bracket that matters this summer. Things get heated as we take down basic flavors, weird combos, and yes… we finally confront the cursed chaos that is Spumoni. Justice is served (cold). ✨ Sponsored by: 🚗 The National Liberator™ — the only vehicle designed to metaphorically plow through political nonsense at 60mph. It’s not road rage, it’s patriotism. 🎧 Listen in for laughs, hot takes, and frozen treats that deserve respect. 💥 Want to rage or rave? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll assume you voted for fascism. Ew.

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