EPISODE · Jul 3, 2024 · 20 MIN
S1 - E8 - “Papa Hitler’s Irritable Bowel Cabaret”
from The Battery Operated Magic Toupee - The Podcast · host Elliott Stein
***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: [email protected]. BOMT (The Battery Operated Magic Toupee) effortlessly glided into “Gotit 5”, an empowering world of positivity and unrivalled cuteness, a world where political correctness and diversity, equity and inclusion is woven into the fibre of every being’s DNA. BOMT reacted by vomiting a bathtub full of rotted raw fish guts and immediately escaped to planet “Steaming Pigshit”, named due to everything and everyone being made from putrid hot and sweltering pig shit. The smell of decaying swine poop succeeded in clearing the air of positivity from BOMT’s lung-like things. Many of you desire their own arse monkey but doesn’t know how to where to get one. Now – YOU can grow your own arse monkey, even if you don’t think you have the arse for it. Changing your sex can be an expensive thing, even more expensive if you decide to change back. You can now join the all new Penis and Vagina Co-op. We review the most exciting theatrical event of the decade. Well, not really the decade: The year. Not really the year: The week. OK, not year: the day. The hour? Ok – The minute! We review: Bill Hovis: Accountant. Sammy The Toothpick’s returns for another round of “Condensed Classics” and looks at the film classic “Last Tango In Paris” and loses his lunch over Marlon Brando naked. The writers had difficulty writing the next sketch and edited in a commercial for “The Writer’s Block Institute” instead. In the next episode of “Hitler unknown Pt 4” we reveal a little known artifact of history: “Papa Hitler’s Irritable Bowel Cabaret”, the inside story of Hitler’s father singing and tap dancing bowel who could get irritated by the small things on life. We end with the latest hit game show on The Lowest Common Denominator Network: Guess What I Had for My Dinner Welcome/ warning intro Theme music montage How To Grow Your Own Arse Monkey- coming attraction The Penis and Vagina Co-op Bill Hovis: Accountant Sammy The Toothpick’s Condensed classics: Last Tango In Paris {PODCAST PROMO) The Writer’s Block Institute Hitler unknown Pt 4 – Papa Hitler’s Irritable Bowel Cabaret The Lowest Common Denominator Network: Guess What I Had for My Dinner Closing Credits
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***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: [email protected]. BOMT (The Battery Operated Magic Toupee) effortlessly glided into “Gotit 5”, an empowering world of positivity and unrivalled cuteness, a world where political correctness and diversity, equity and inclusion is woven into the fibre of every being’s DNA. BOMT reacted by vomiting a bathtub full of rotted raw fish guts and immediately escaped to planet “Steaming Pigshit”, named due to everything and everyone being made from putrid hot and sweltering pig shit. The smell of decaying swine poop succeeded in clearing the air of positivity from BOMT’s lung-like things. Many of you desire their own arse monkey but doesn’t know how to where to get one. Now – YOU can grow your own arse monkey, even if you don’t think you have the arse for it. Changing your sex can be an expensive thing, even more expensive if you decide to change back. You can now join the all new Penis and Vagina Co-op. We review the most exciting theatrical event of the decade. Well, not really the decade: The year. Not really the year: The week. OK, not year: the day. The hour? Ok – The minute! We review: Bill Hovis: Accountant. Sammy The Toothpick’s returns for another round of “Condensed Classics” and looks at the film classic “Last Tango In Paris” and loses his lunch over Marlon Brando naked. The writers had difficulty writing the next sketch and edited in a commercial for “The Writer’s Block Institute” instead. In the next episode of “Hitler unknown Pt 4” we reveal a little known artifact of history: “Papa Hitler’s Irritable Bowel Cabaret”, the inside story of Hitler’s father singing and tap dancing bowel who could get irritated by the small things on life. We end with the latest hit game show on The Lowest Common Denominator Network: Guess What I Had for My Dinner Welcome/ warning intro Theme music montage How To Grow Your Own Arse Monkey- coming attraction The Penis and Vagina Co-op Bill Hovis: Accountant Sammy The Toothpick’s Condensed classics: Last Tango In Paris {PODCAST PROMO) The Writer’s Block Institute Hitler unknown Pt 4 – Papa Hitler’s Irritable Bowel Cabaret The Lowest Common Denominator Network: Guess What I Had for My Dinner Closing Credits
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