EPISODE · Jul 17, 2024 · 20 MIN
S1 - E9 - “Beware Of Tourists”
from The Battery Operated Magic Toupee - The Podcast · host Elliott Stein
***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: [email protected]. BOMT (The Battery Operated Magic Toupee) crashs on the planet KraꟇאּﬣnsmÆotdenݗnvgtgtmbargfgHdenᵹ₠∏shart, a planet where it’s inhabitants, from the age of 4 till age 75, go to school in order to learn the correct pronunciation of the planet’s name. No-one ever graduates and there is no need for any degrees to be printed. We get an exciting preview of the most inclusive and diverse film in history: The Abraham Lincoln Story, where the first black Lincoln frees himself. We visit a Cultural Censor Linguist and learn that everything and anything that was, is, and ever will be is racist. Including you. Next beware of tourists in restaurants. If you’re a tourist, and if you’re in OUR restaurant, get the fuck out of here because we listened to this warning and we’re bewaring of tourists in restaurants. Finally, did you know that the history of WW2 was all about Hitler’s struggle with his chronic masturbation addiction? In this episode of Hitler Unknown, we learn the history of the NAZI invasion of Europe through the split splooge sludge of the Fuhrer’s fiddled flugelshmong. Welcome/ warning introTheme music montageThe Abraham Lincoln Story Beware Tourists in restaurants{PODCAST PROMO) Hitler unknown Pt 5 – Chronic masturbation Closing Credits
What this episode covers
***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: [email protected]. BOMT (The Battery Operated Magic Toupee) crashs on the planet KraꟇאּﬣnsmÆotdenݗnvgtgtmbargfgHdenᵹ₠∏shart, a planet where it’s inhabitants, from the age of 4 till age 75, go to school in order to learn the correct pronunciation of the planet’s name. No-one ever graduates and there is no need for any degrees to be printed. We get an exciting preview of the most inclusive and diverse film in history: The Abraham Lincoln Story, where the first black Lincoln frees himself. We visit a Cultural Censor Linguist and learn that everything and anything that was, is, and ever will be is racist. Including you. Next beware of tourists in restaurants. If you’re a tourist, and if you’re in OUR restaurant, get the fuck out of here because we listened to this warning and we’re bewaring of tourists in restaurants. Finally, did you know that the history of WW2 was all about Hitler’s struggle with his chronic masturbation addiction? In this episode of Hitler Unknown, we learn the history of the NAZI invasion of Europe through the split splooge sludge of the Fuhrer’s fiddled flugelshmong. Welcome/ warning introTheme music montageThe Abraham Lincoln Story Beware Tourists in restaurants{PODCAST PROMO) Hitler unknown Pt 5 – Chronic masturbation Closing Credits
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