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What up, mom? Put down that coffee and grab a wine. Get ready for another episode of Nursing and Cursing, a parenting podcast that covers more shit than your baby's full diaper. I'm Kate. I'm a stay-at-home mom of three in Brooklyn, New York. I'm trying to figure out whether I should go back to work, have another baby, or spend the rest of my life waiting for my fresh direct order. Hey, I'm Christine, a video editor and a mom of two living in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Allie here, podcasting up in the mountains in South Kona, Hawaii. I work as a real estate agent and a mom of two boys. Hey, I'm Molly. I'm a teacher raising two kids in St. Augustine, Florida. And I'm Sarah, a new mom to one sweet babe living in Brooklyn, New York. Between five busy households, it's a miracle we make it on the mic.
it all but trust me we need this as much as you do ladies and gents coming at you this is the 100th episode of nursing and cursing wow you guys never in a million years did i think we were going to make it past two weeks 100 i'm sorry what have we been talking about a lot of I feel like it could be true for 100 episodes. Our first episode, our first few episodes, Kate and I recorded together. That's cute. So we would lay down in bed together. Way before Franny. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Right. Before Goldie. Oh, yeah. Before Maddie. Wow. Yeah. Wow, you guys. Crazy guys. Congrats, ladies. It's been so amazing. What a fun ride. It's been a fun ride. We started this really.
Just because we had such like an intense text thread, we were like, man, if we could just put this to something, paper. Somebody said, we should have a podcast. I personally was like, okay, yeah, whatever. Yeah, right. Here we are now. So, yes, this is our 100th episode. Chrissy was like, we need a... What?
So guys, this is our 100th episode, but this is also the last episode of this season. This is our season finale. So you guys are going to see us back in September. So before we say goodbye, let's get started. This week's episode is all about speed aging. And I know every damn mom in their car or in their AirPods is like, oh shit, right. Speed aging. What the hell? Why in my 39 years?
Have I had the most aging in the past two years? Same. The past two years. And when I look back at pictures, it's so terrifying. I'm like, that was just two years ago. Why are there in the weirdest new places? I remember. I think.
I remember, Critty, when you found wrinkles on your earlobes and you freaked out. One day I Googled earlobe filler. I was just curious about it because they're so deep. And I want to be clear, like this episode is going to really sound like we're just bashing ourselves. But I just want to take I want a place to just air it out. And I'm going to make it this episode. I don't even think it's bashing. It's like kind of fascinating how it's just so rampant after your kid comes. Also, it's just like a direct like it is an objective observation that.
My skin is like paper now. Paper skin. Totally. I was showing my colleague today. I was like, look, it's like, like, it's literally like paper. There's no fat underneath my skin. It's just my skin and then my veins. And she was like, yeah, you're going to have like your green veins showing up soon, you know, through it. And I was like, you. Oh, God. Not the answer you were looking for. Not the answer I was looking for. You were looking for. You look great. Are you kidding me? Give me the lies. I'm happy with them.
Right. Yep. So it starts with the skin on your face. And as Allie has always said, that is what happens when you have years of not sleeping. Right. It really comes to bite you in the ass. And it didn't. My first kid, I feel like I still had my mojo. Is that how you say it? I feel the same too, Molly. Yeah. The second one is what? Oh my God. I looked after my first kid. Right. I got my groove back and I, I actually, yeah.
But maybe number two for me. Because I exercised for the first time I'd ever exercised after my first kid. And you also had your first kid in your 20s. Mm-hmm. Well, I did. Kate did. So it can be different. Like, you can speed age if you're having your first kid at 34. It's going to be way different than if you had your first kid at 26. Right. Wait, Sarah, when did you have Frances? Excuse me? When did you have Frances? How old were you? Oh, I was 34. Oh, my God. I don't know. That seems so young to me, but. It really does. Feels young to me, too. I'm almost 37.
okay well yeah you are i mean yeah when i right after i had levi when i look back at those pictures i feel like i still look really really young and now two years after matilda i've got this just this special hollowness under my eyes just perma yeah rings just that thin blue skin under my eyes now hollow yeah my face is like it just feels like somebody laid a piece of crepe paper over a skeleton on my face that's what it looks like you know what's disgusting that whenever you guys keep saying crepe i'm getting hungry Also, mine is like, if I push any of the skin in my face into like any shape, it stays. That line will stay for like an hour easily. That just means we're chronically dehydrated. Oh, chronically dehydrated. It really makes me sad to realize that I must frown so deeply in my sleep. Like I'm just pissed off all the time. Because when I wake up in the morning, I have to literally massage the space between my eyebrows because the lines are so deep. It looks like somebody.
chiseled at me while I was asleep. Well, when you sleep on your side and you're on the pillow, you're sleeping on your side, you're feeling your face, all the lines and all of the wrinkles that are getting indebted into it. You're fucked if you sleep and you're fucked if you don't sleep. You wake up with the sleep lines and now, oh my God, I'm on my face right now. I need to like pull it back like tight wind and tuck it underneath the pillow. Can I also just put an announcement out there? For all of our friends who sell rodent in fields, please don't contact us after this episode. Yeah, thank you. Don't want to hear about it. This is not something we're trying to solve.
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It doesn't crease. And then you can also put it in between your eyebrows as well, which I would never wear. But a friend just told me about it. Rodan and Fields has this? No, I don't know if they do. You're just saying people have. Do you mean those CO like hydration patches? Basic. I don't know. My friend was saying it's like a gel stick on. So it keeps your skin from wrinkling. And so you don't wake up with lines. Whatever. I mean. Okay. So I ain't got time for that. Real quick. Real quick. Yeah. No, I was going to say, what about just if you like moving on from my face, like what about the fact that my body looks like a.
Like a candle in the shape of a pear, but somebody lit the wick and it's just melting. It's just puddling. I just feel like it's just puddling closer to my knees every day. Absolutely. We have matching bodies. And Molly, I know you feel the same way. I don't feel this way about your body. And I know you don't feel that way when you look at me. I only feel it about myself. When you talk about yourself, I just have to laugh because it's exactly what I see on my own body. I feel like the only place for me would be to hang upside down for a week. Wow. My skin just so badly wants to be dragging along the floor.
That's its goal. Mine is doing that. Okay, I am struggling with gray hair, okay? I am. When I left Los Angeles, I was every six weeks. Okay? And I thought that was bad. You were dying. Dying. Dying every six weeks. Yeah. I'm at every three fucking ass weeks. Three. That's how I made it. So that is very difficult on my budget and difficult on my self-esteem. You need to do it in-home. I can't. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Well, you guys have not been there. So I did it recently. I did two rounds. In-home? You look great. We saw a photo. You looked really good. You did a great job. I'm going to take like six to ten tries and then you'll get it super dialed in and you'll save tons of money.
Okay, well, then by then my hair will be burned out and I will have scars on my head. Did it hurt? It didn't. It stung, but not too much more than the salon. Molly, what about letting your hair go gray? You're just not interested. I am not even close to being interested. No. No, I'm just wondering. I do feel like there's a world where you could make that a really great look. There is a world. And women who do that, they actually have such freedom and beauty. And I wish that I could do that, but I can't.
they're just not there yet no and everybody's got their thing like molly would you do botox no no So it's got their thing, right? Some would be like, oh, I'm letting my hair go beautiful silvery gray, but I'm definitely Botoxing my skin. What's your thing? Me? So you guys have wrinkles? You have nothing, as you all know, nothing compared to me. I am so wrinkled because I spend so much time in the sun. My crow's feet on the side of my eyes are so deep. And the sunspots along my hairline, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, all over my face. And my chest is like that. The old lady chest. You know the one? You can't wear it open. It's like dark red.
permanently with spots all over it okay stop so that's mine everybody take a breath ready not healthy yours no you said everybody has their thing I was like well what's your thing oh you know like that's not what I meant I didn't mean like what's your oh what's my I thought you meant like your crutch like I dye my hair some people get Botox um I wear makeup when I have to okay all right oh my god Allie okay well you got Allie's fired what about that weird I just had like a really weird realization about makeup like two of them one is like you know when you were like in college and you wore makeup to look older yes and it made you look older it still makes you look older uh-huh like when I wear a lot of makeup I'm like fuck I look really older but I mean sorry yeah no me too but I guess I'm saying it's like I used to wear it to look older now I'm obviously trying to wear it to look younger but Chrissy the same thing it looks so bad
Like, I also feel like I look look older. But that's not true, Kate. You look, every time you do a face of makeup, you look, I mean, you're a stunning woman anyway, but when you send us pictures all done up, you're so, people are like, oh my God, poor Kate. I just want to make up to look alive at all. I feel like if I showed up. Look alive. I'm with you, Sarah. I'm with you. If I showed up to work with no makeup on, I feel, I feel as though people would be like.
Geez, Sarah. Get it together. The thing is, is they don't notice that you are wearing makeup. They would notice. Until I'm not. Yeah. Until I'm not wearing it. Because then you see. It's not like we're wearing gloves. We probably have mascara on. I'm wearing. Yeah. No, I'm wearing mascara with a little bit of eyeliner and some blush. There you go. You always look good. Yeah. Gorgeous. So young and radiant. So this whole episode topic came about because a friend, we were texting with our friend. She said, what's with the speed aging? And that.
That idea that those two words together just rang so true for me because I do see Sarah as a very radiant young woman. Very young still, Sarah, and bright. But what, so is it that motherhood makes us see ourselves differently or is it real? I think, I mean, I think it's real. Oh, it's real. Because we've all had that moment when you look in the mirror and you go, oh, it takes your breath away. And you don't recognize your own self. You know what I mean? Yeah, you don't recognize yourself. That's the thing. It's like, wow. And I know we've gone over breaths, but Jesus Christ. Jesus, excuse me. I have to have such insanely good posture these days.
Otherwise, if I am not at alert attention, I am just like down to monies. But you know what? I think the bummer is, and we talk about this all the time, the thing that really brings me down sometimes and also simultaneously lifts me up is... I'll see myself in the mirror just looking so fucked up. And I'll be like, this is the best it's going to get because tomorrow is going to be worse. Yeah. Like this is the youngest and hottest I'm ever going to be in my life. Like I'm only going to get older and more fucked up. Hang on. So those of you who have stopped, like you stopped nursing and you're a couple of years out. What are your breasts like now as compared to when you just stopped nursing? When I make it, they look like they were just drawn on. Like something just drew them on.
Oh, my God. Mine was bigger than Sarah and Perkier when I just stopped, and now they're just really small. Good Lord. Well, obviously, everybody's different, but I'm just wondering, because you're supposed to gain some of the tissue back. some people really do it's amazing some women i'm like whoa okay you got like really great breasts after nursing um some people gain a lot more boobs you know they started off with nothing and some women nurse and then go to go to nothing right having d's and then they go to a b after nursing I don't know. Mine are the same size. They just are a little, they're just saggier and sadder, but they're the same cup size. But yesterday I was wearing this low cut tank top and like a, like a trainer bra, you know, like the bra with no underwire. And Levi was staring at me and he goes, mom, your nipples out. And I looked down and the trainer, the camisole was like slicing halfway through my nipple and it was like folded weird. And you know what I'm saying? And half peeking out and like, oh, so embarrassing. Right. It like puffs, puffs the top up. That's something new that happened from nursing is that now my nipples will fold.
Yes, it was folded. Yeah, that is the worst. Or when you are like, oh, cool, let me put on my sports bra and do a little workout. And then you look in the mirror and your nipples are not lined up with each other. One's north, one's south. And you got to like put your hand in the bra and lift one up to make it even. Then when you take off the sports bra after you've exercised and your boobs have been in the bra for like a really long time, my nipples go like they depress into the rest of my breast, you know? Oh, yeah.
Okay, how about your ass, though, you guys? We're moving right on down. Actually, I think mine looks better. Because it was always so... Because I was always, I always weighed less and I never had an ass. And now I'm like 20 pounds heavier than I've ever been. So I like have an ass all of a sudden. I'm just trying to take, just trying to find the silver lining. Nice. Yes. You're taking lemons and making lemonade. Yeah, girl. The problem is that all of my underwear, I always know when I'm getting, like when I'm moving in the wrong direction because all of my underwear feels like a thong. My wedgies are instantaneous.
That's tough. You know, I just want to wear those Spanx. I really want to get a pair of Spanx. It's not worth it, Sarah. I'm going to tell you why. I'm going to tell you why. Because it's got to go somewhere and it just squeezes up some awkward place. They just give me a weird wedgie. Like to the middle of my abdomen or something. It's got to go somewhere. It's like squeezing a toothpaste tube. Where's it going to go? Exactly. I get like some side back fat coming from your t-shirt. Got it no matter what. Ass is done. Done.
Mine feels really deflated. Like it was a balloon that popped. I think I used to have some muscle definition in my ass. That's gone now. Yes. I lost mine when I pushed out my babies. Yeah. And I feel like you can work out, work out, work out, but the ass is just flat. I don't, this is going to take it too far. All men hang up. All men turn it off. We lost them. We lost them. Honestly. When I said my tits were drawn on, bye-bye. Bye-bye. My nipple folded later. Folded.
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like small little sounds like no not queefs not even close like chewing your food oh my god all i'm saying is like since the second kid it's like i feel it's not like vacuum sealed like it used to feel It's floppy. It's loose and floppy. No. I'm not chewing food. Vacuum sealed. Molly, which part was vacuum sealed? I don't get it. I love it. It was just so, like, if you look at your baby, if you look at your kid's vaginas, you know exactly what Molly means. Everything is vacuum sealed. It's all totally 100% sealed. Okay, now take a look. Take a look at yourself. Oh, man.
wow all of our listeners have you guys seen that that image though that's going around of the like different drawings of like how a vagina can or like the vulva can look yes you sent it to us you sent that to us and i was like okay let me just keep swiping i stared at it i studied it closely trying to find it i did too but you know what it helped me because i like You found yours and you were like, wow, I'm not the only one that has mine. No, because I saw other vulvas that were like... Worse than yours. Go ahead and do it. It made you feel better. You saw uglier ones. Which we can't get into this, you guys. It's a body part made so many different ways. It's made so many different ways. Before and after children. But it's just another part of my body that's been deflated, honestly. I always looked at my... It's not perky anymore? It's not so perky. Okay, imagine what I'm dealing with, Sarah. Come on. Last, it's collagen.
Do you think that your husbands are like, oh, wow. With the lights on or what? I ask all the time. I do. I have asked as well. But is he going to be like, yeah, it's different. He's never going to tell the truth. No, never. So annoying. I would absolutely tell the truth if my husband asked. But obviously, there's no change. But my husband, he seems really genuine. Honestly, I think for guys, I'm not just like, I don't like.
I'm not just like, JJ is like this, but I think it's actually a lot of guys and maybe a lot of people not having, not being hung up about your body when you're naked and you're trying to have sex is the ultimate turn on. So like, I think, right. So I think like, even if they notice that you look different, if you're like down to fool around, you're like, okay, cool. I will say it's not like much more comfortable in my naked body than I've ever been ever. And I look the worst that I've ever looked. You do not pretty. I do, but you don't see me naked.
That's been the number one problem in our friendship. Freddie, do you say that you feel more comfortable or less comfortable than ever? More comfortable, even though in my opinion, I look worse. I'm the most comfortable I've ever been. That's also like your husband might look at.
your body part but guess what they are like yeah there is something to be said about my kid both of my children three of my children came out of that and they really do love and appreciate that i can guarantee you there is never a moment in tim's mind where he's looking at my body and going wow my my daughter came out of there i'm gonna say i've seen if there was an insecurity though I don't know. For me, it's just like, I know he's, I don't know, I guess having been through something like that twice and being in all positions and being naked in front of lots of people, like pushing out a human, it's like, after that, whatever. I do feel some sense of comfort, like since that I had diarrhea in a shower while Tim was right next to me, while birthing Francis. Right, like that's the most vulnerable you're ever going to get. That's, you can't top that one. You cannot top that. And with all the speed aging going on and I look in the mirror and I'm like, holy shit, what the fuck just happened or what is happening?
Yeah, sex is better than it ever has been. So that's also interesting. That's what they'll tell you about your late 30s, right? Everybody's always geared you up for that. Really? Yeah, I'm on my peak. Supposed to be your best ever. Supposed to be, yeah, for women. For women, right. I think men peak is like 18 and women is 35. Yeah. Cool. But, you know, along with my speed aging comes like a decline in, well, whatever. Libido? Libido? What? Yes. Oh, my God. I was reading an article about.
Um, a woman, Curtis read the article, a woman who was married to a man and for many, many years was always just kind of like they had sex, but. when it came time to crawl into bed she was much more likely to pick up and read a book and have sex and then later realized she was a lesbian and in hindsight was like oh that's what that was and then I read that and I was like oh fuck am I wait am I a lesbian because when she described it I was like that's the most normal thing I've ever heard yes it is so normal I yeah I just don't think that's the takeaway like it makes sense when you're reading the her story but it's not my takeaway and I get why it was hers but it's just like yeah that struck me I'll always remember it Yeah. I mean, that actually could be another topic. Well, I just have so many questions about it. What about libido? Yeah. And once you're through menopause, you guys, does your body have zero libido? Because you're not ovulating.
We're about to find out. We're not ovulating. Probably when you're ovulating. Well, everybody's different. Who on this podcast wants to have sex with their husband only when they're ovulating? Me. I want to have sex during ovulation, but then also like right before my period is going to come.
Oh, interesting. I'm just ovulation. That's when I initiate. Obviously, I have sex at all different times in my cycle. That's not obvious to me. Well, obvious to me. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. So what's going to happen, you guys, when you go through menopause and you're not ovulating? A lot of women have a different kind of sexual revolution after menopause. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, I'm not sure what the hormones are behind it, but there's something very freeing about not being tied to that.
cycle, like literally of like period ovulation, you know, I, there is something freeing, like where you're not chained to that anymore. And it's just about you and your pleasure. And that's, I mean, I can understand that it's almost similar to like, if you're not on birth control and then you get on a birth control, or if your husband gets a, um, gets a vasectomy, right. It's a different freedom, right? You don't have that worry anymore, but I'm wondering like, does your body physically have that feeling of wanting? Many women do. Okay. Didn't you see, tell me you love me.
No. Yeah. Okay. Wait. Round Robin before we go to nailing and failing. Name one thing you love about your body. Go. Shit. Okay. Sweating. Sweating. Sweating. Sweating. One thing I love about my body. Oh. Okay. Is. Let me think. You know what? When I'm naked, I do love the curves of my hips. Awesome. Excellent. I love that. Okay. Next. I love my hair.
You have the best fucking hair, Sarah. You have the best hair ever. Every time I see Sarah, it's like I'm seeing her hair for the first time. She's just stepped out of the salon. So gorgeous. I have really good eyebrows. Yeah, you do. And eyes. Your whole eye section is really great, Chrissy. Thanks, guys. Appreciate it. Okay. Let's see. I'm thinking.
I seriously have nothing. I'm not being, I don't have a lot of steam either. You better dig deeper. Talk deeper. My ankles. I have really skinny ankles. What are you fucking Victorian? I hate your ankles. I can't accept that. I would have chosen your abs. Okay. I'll go with my abs. Great abs. Great. Insane abs. Okay. What did you say, Katie? Wow. Kate. No, I'm thinking. Are you eating? No.
Are you sucking on ice? I hear clinking of soap. Molly, you're being really aggressive. I'm drinking and also my cat is trying to get into my Costco haul that's on my table like a pyramid. Something I love about my body. You guys.
Yeah. I'm just going to say it for you. Beautiful big eyes and the skin on your face is very soft and nice. Wow. It feels like braille right now, Sarah, but thank you so much. And yeah, I have big eyes. They're not just big. They're nice. They're beautiful. All right. Moving on.
Thank you. All right. Now, last nailing it and failing it of the season, ladies. Damn. Damn. I got a fail. Oh, my gosh. Damn it. All right. I have a nail. Let's hear it. That's related to this topic. The other day, Frances was rolling around naked.
on the floor and tim was like francis what are you doing and she goes i'm touching my vulva oh she's so your daughter sarah that's amazing amazing so she's so sarah jr i know that was your proudest moment i was very i felt very proud that's good my kids don't know the word i don't think what am i doing wrong i don't either no amazing sarah i just talked to her about her vulva and her buttons like she has a vulva in a butt that's all i've really talked to her about so far What's the point of talking to her about her vagina? Well, it depends. My daughter's very advanced with hers. Okay. Oh, my God, same.
My daughter's like, you could either walk in on them in the bath or spread like it just trying to shove things up there and making each other laugh any day of the week. Oh, my God. That's so funny. I have a fail, actually, like, weirdly related to your nail, Sarah. Okay. We were – I was hanging out with the kids the other day, and Wawa was asking – Wawa, 11-year-old before, was asking me what everybody's – why I picked everybody's names and what their names mean. And I was like, oh, you know, I don't know what any of your names mean, actually. Yeah.
I was like, I've never looked it up. So he looked up his own name, Wilder, and he was like, oh, it's a girl's name. I was like, oh, well, sorry, dude. Anyway, it's a cool name. And we moved on. And then he looked up Mavis's name.
Oh no. And he was like, and Mavis is like, you know, she's in kindergarten and she's sitting with rapt attention. She like, cannot wait to hear what her name means. It's important to her. And Wilder started reading on his phone and was giving me like a really weird look. And I was like, what does Mavis mean? And he was like, it's a thrush. Okay. So a thrush is a bird, but my son had clicked all the way through and Mavis was yelling, what's a thrush? What's a thrush? And I was like, oh, it's a songbird, Mavis. And Wilder goes, uh, no, it's an infection in your vagina.
color and drain from his face. And all the kids were like, ew, mom. You made Mavis vagina infection. Amazing. That's so good. That's my bad. Well, I've got quite a while. I was at my friend's house for maybe dinner and drinks out on the lanai.
beautiful view catching the sunset just hanging out our kids were there and they made me a margarita I'm drinking margarita and I'm fully on my period and I'm wearing a pair of jean cut off shorts like some so many of your stories Allie so many of your stories you're like and I was wearing jean cut off shorts okay really how did that get me into the last time so I'm wearing shorts and I am fully just I'm thinking I'm at the end of my period. So I've just got paper towel down there. Right. Cause I hilarious. That's never, that's never a part of my period. That's part of the end where I have a paper towel in there. No big, it's part of mine. I don't know what's wrong with us. Anybody else? It's not part of me too. Me too. No, same, same. I can't stand to have anything up there. And, um, you're just trying to will it away. Yeah. Right. A pad would be too, like accepting it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's when I go to full free bleed where I'm just like, okay, I'll deal with this later.
So, okay, I've got a paper towel, toilet paper, whatever it is in my underwear. And it's time to go. And I'm talking to them. I've had a margarita. I have no idea what's going on, walking around, talking to my friend, male and female, and gathering up the kids. And I'm, like, a little bit loose. And I just look down right on their deck, just right down, right on the floor. Between us with blood on it. No. No. Yes.
I don't know if they've seen it. They saw. Definitely saw it. And I'm just looking at them. Of course I saw. Really quick and I do a quick swoop with my hand and put it in my pocket.
Oh my God. That doesn't make you feel young, Allie. Like having an eighth grade period fail. I don't know what does. How the fuck? It fell out the side of my jean shorts. My cutoff. Amazing, Allie. How? How? Too much wiggling. It was the tequila. Too much wiggling. It's the mark. Right. It's the mark. And then we got in the car and I was like, oh my God. Oh my God. Phoenix is like, what mom? What's wrong? And I just, I told him what happened.
You needed to connect with somebody. I did. I told my eight-year-old son what had happened. Can you give me the language, please? All it is is female anatomy. I'm on my period, Phoenix, and my bloody toilet paper fell onto the porch, and I think they saw. I don't know if they saw, but if they saw, I'm so embarrassed. I think he was like, oh, whatever. It's no big deal. When I told Pete, he's like, yeah, they definitely saw, but perfect person's house to be at. They don't care.
I would love to be the perfect person's house for like bloody pads. No, but you are the perfect person. I feel like if I did that at your house, you'd be like, oh, babe, check it out. Can you imagine if you saw that though? Yeah. It's shocking. I honestly would be like, okay, this adult woman doesn't know that you can get pads. Oh my God. Ellie, do you have a nail? Because my fail is so similar. Oh, my nail is just that I finally finished art camp, you guys, and I am clawing my way to that airplane. I just feel like summer's about to start. And next week.
I'm getting on a flight east to go be with Molly and kids and anybody else who's going to join. Well, that was going to be my nail. Oh, okay. Me and Allie and Critty are about to be together next week. That's my nail. So we'll take some pictures and we're going to miss the hell out of you ladies. And my fail is, I know Allie blew my, somebody blew my cover maybe last week or the week before in regards to when I showed you guys a picture of my period underwear. Oh, that it soaked through your bathing suit? Oh yeah, that's what it was. Oh yeah. Okay. When you stood up and it was like a water, a bloody water puddle. Yes. And anyway, so I had sent a picture of you guys, I mean a picture to you guys of the.
incident the basically the crotch of the end of the bathing suit which is just so private um but i would never usually say that on the podcast but that's how deep our thread goes um anyway augie was air streaming we were air streaming with friends one of those apple like what do i have the word wrong were you it's like a cloud air drop air dropping air dropping to the tv oh my god talk about aging molly you're like we were air streaming What is that? You know how Apple makes videos like, ooh, the last two weeks and puts it with... Oh, no! Husband, guests in the house. Amazing. All these cute pictures of my kids and then that fucking picture of my bloody ass crotch. I nearly have help.
I nearly passed out. So it was quick. And again, I'd like to think that nobody noticed or nobody could tell what they were seeing. We're moving right now. I'm sorry. I was laughing on your TV. Yes. On my TV, Sarah. Absolutely. Everyone saw. We weren't all there staring and looking. Augie was. Augie and I were definitely. And other people were around. Was Augie like, what's that? Because my reaction to, I gasped. What was that? Go back to that one. Go back to that one.
Oh my God. Anyway, good times. Wow. Okay. I have a fail. I also have a period fail. And mine's quick. I went to take a bath last night and I was wearing a pad and just stripped down, got in the bath, got out of the bath. And I walked by my clothes and I saw that like my under with my pad was just on the floor, like pad facing up full blood mode. And I just made a note like, okay, I got to go back in there and deal with that. But I went in the room and was changing. And then I don't know what I was just doing stuff. And I go back into the bathroom and Garrett's in the tub.
And I looked down on the floor in the past. Oh, no. I had a pad down there. Do you know what happened to it? And he's like, yeah. And I gave it a little shake. Oh, God, Garrett. Thank you. Such a good man. Just a little shaky. Okay. I can't think of it right now. So, well, I think last week was the first time we, um, the threads synced their periods.
Wow. No, not you. I was a week ahead. This is ridiculous, right? But I like to think that I was leading the pack. Maybe. Yeah, totally. So you guys, it has been the most incredible 100 episodes. We cannot thank you enough for your support and for sharing with your friends and for keeping with us. We feel like you are our friends when we get your comments and your emails and your reviews. Yes. We read all of it and we share them with each other. And we thank you so much for sticking with us. And we will miss you this summer. We hope you guys all have an amazing summer break. And we will see you guys back in September on next season of Nursing and Cursing. Have a great summer, guys. We love you guys.
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