s1e15 – “A Talentless Contest"

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** BOMT (The Battery Operated Magic Toupee) goes hardcore e-S&M, submissively puts on a Kalavax dog collar, begged for forgiveness from the dominant Schlooglehabs of Planet  Imyoubitch4, and insisted to be disciplined.  It digitally exclaimed “I’m a naughty multidimensional toupee which is magical and operated by batteries… scrape my anticorrosive electrodes, drain my schmibblepiss fluid, suck my multi-dimension hyper- circuitstick and make me beg like the slut velutian veetlebink I am.”   We start with a question to the many of you who suffer in silence as you left your leg to a tree… “Do you have the toilet habits of a dog” Next: Don’t Scrub Your Privates With Steel Wool.  By privates we refer to your genitals, and by genitals we refer to your penis or vagina.  And why shouldn’t you scrub your penis or vagina with steel wool?  You’ll need to listen to get the answer. Next a commercial message from Bonzo Butcher Budget Beef. Save money with our discount goat vaginas and the largest selection of assholes in the industry, including discount donkey rectums. Next – the not famous Bert Smolinski of the not well known Bert Smolinski attempts a talent show… over an audio podcast. Finally – a pandemic of loose pubic hair is coming.  Listen to this warning so that you can prepare yourself for the devastating (and pretty disgusting) devastation of what is to come. Welcome/ warning intro Theme music montage Do you have dog toilet habits??  - coming attraction Don’t Scrub Your Privates With Steel Wool Bonzo Butcher Beef commercial Talent Contest (PODCAST PROMO) Pubic Hair warning  Closing Credits For all your dark humour, dark jokes and offensive jokes stay close! (Another day when we reach out to adults who are in love with offensive comedy show. Call us the masters of dark humour for adults. We give it in better doses under our Vip Lounge at patreon.com/BOMT_Podcast) You can email us at: [email protected].