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EPISODE · Feb 1, 2026 · 1H 42M

S1E6: The Train and The Spank

from Roll for Rivals

A single bad decision sends the villains hurtling toward disaster—literally.What begins as a stolen ride aboard a hobgoblin military train spirals into total mayhem when plans unravel, tempers flare, and desperation takes over. As the situation aboard the train grows increasingly unstable, the line between escape and catastrophe blurs, leaving lasting consequences in its wake.Meanwhile, the heroes’ attempt to deliver a critical warning to the Empire goes disastrously off the rails thanks to an unexpected companion whose presence proves more destructive than any enemy blade. Old secrets surface, true identities are revealed, and fractured trust forces the party to confront what really binds them together.With messages lost, paths divided, and chaos echoing across the realm, both sides are left asking the same question:Was this all an accident… or the first sign that something far worse is unfolding?Song credits: POLAR EXPRESS AMOEBA by AMOEBAGuest:Spankarious the Unwashed - Charles Spank (Tier 2 Patron Reward)Cast:Judah the host and Dungeon MasterHeroes: Cody - Vargyr, Charles - Flint StonewallVillains: Zane - Ozen the Oozen, Gabe - Eek EekeryFollow Us:Instagram - roll_for_rivalsLinktree - linktr.ee/roll_for_rivalsSupport Us:Patreon - https://patreon.com/diceclashchroniclesMerchandise:Etsy - https://www.etsy.com/shop/DiceClashChroniclesLinks and Resources:Editor(s): Judah Lagg, Dustin HebertPlatform: Riverside.fmApps and Resources: Audacity, Artlist.io Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A single bad decision sends the villains hurtling toward disaster—literally.What begins as a stolen ride aboard a hobgoblin military train spirals into total mayhem when plans unravel, tempers flare, and desperation takes over. As the situation aboard the train grows increasingly unstable, the line between escape and catastrophe blurs, leaving lasting consequences in its wake.Meanwhile, the heroes’ attempt to deliver a critical warning to the Empire goes disastrously off the rails thanks to an unexpected companion whose presence proves more destructive than any enemy blade. Old secrets surface, true identities are revealed, and fractured trust forces the party to confront what really binds them together.With messages lost, paths divided, and chaos echoing across the realm, both sides are left asking the same question:Was this all an accident… or the first sign that something far worse is unfolding?Song credits: POLAR EXPRESS AMOEBA by AMOEBAGuest:Spankarious the Unwashed - Charles Spank (Tier 2 Patron Reward)Cast:Judah the host and Dungeon MasterHeroes: Cody - Vargyr, Charles - Flint StonewallVillains: Zane - Ozen the Oozen, Gabe - Eek EekeryFollow Us:Instagram - roll_for_rivalsLinktree - linktr.ee/roll_for_rivalsSupport Us:Patreon - https://patreon.com/diceclashchroniclesMerchandise:Etsy - https://www.etsy.com/shop/DiceClashChroniclesLinks and Resources:Editor(s): Judah Lagg, Dustin HebertPlatform: Riverside.fmApps and Resources: Audacity, Artlist.io Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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