S2. 75 - shelf life for adult films

we all do it. let's not, hey, stop it, don't lie to me like you lie to your mother. we all take our pants off and fire up the website, look for our preferred video- sometimes (often) for way too long - and get to wanking on our little junk pile we got stationed between our legs, at the ready, awaiting instructions. please, senior, drain me... make the discomfort go away, allow my sins to alleviate, to purge, to rectify the curse bestowed upon me to populate beyond my capacity, beyond my means, beyond the plan set forth by our lord and savior to bring all souls from heaven onto the earthly plains... sh*t, i didn't procure enough toilet paper to clean this up...