S2. 94 - recollections of a past life

remember the 90's? no, me neither. fuck you if you remember the 90's, too, because i bet that shit was cool. you know how lame it was to grow up after the 90's? in the fucking early aughts? embarrassing. no one knew who they were or what they believed in. conviction was on a slow and gentle decline in all aspects of life. the color schemes we thought were appropriate... i mean goddamn. if i had a time machine i wouldn't even stop hitler, i would just go back and kill everyone in 2002, so we could start over, start again, and rebuild a society with the same pinash and reckless abandon of the stupid 90's