s2 e11 – Halloween 1 - "Planet Tourettes”

To celebrate Halloween, BOMT visited Planet Vampire, a dead world with no life.One theory behind this dead planet is that it was a planet of Vampires which only had vampires and no people.  All the vampires did was attack and drink the blood of fellow vampires while defending themselves from other vampires by driving stakes through other vampires hearts.That was it – drinking blood from one another and staking one another and it is rumoured that this carried on till the last vampire standing.One fact that many overlook is Planet Vampire is surrounded by three suns and has 36 hours a day sunlight and zero hours night.  Since vampires cannot exist during the day, there could never had been a planet inhabited by vampires.The truth of planet Vampire is that the original name was “Planetis Vampireis” which means, in the dead tongue ofthe ancient civilization of “Wankatoope, “Dead shithole of a planet that no one live on because it is a shithole of a planet.”The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee - the Podcast wanted to wish listeners a Happy Halloween in the tongue of thenative vampires of Planet Vampires but, since there wasn’t actually a vampire civilization and, therefore, a vampire language… we will instead wish you Happy Halloween in the language of neighbouring planet “Planet Confronted Arsehole: “Screw you and shove your Halloween up your $%^&*.”If you’ve been scrolling through the endless sea of “funny comedy” and “comedy podcast” recommendations and still haven’t found the perfect mix of chaos, laughter, and unfiltered truth… congratulations — you just found it.Welcome to the best adult comedy podcast where dark humor meets uncomfortable truths, and everyone secretly loves it. This is the space where sarcasm isn’t just allowed… it’s celebrated. Our episodes are crafted for the bold, the unbothered, and the people who know how to laugh at life’s messiest moments.We get it — not everyone can handle what we say out loud. That’s why we give you two versions: a censored version on YouTube and Spotify, perfect for your “safe-for-work” moments, and an uncensored VIP experience on ⁠Patreon⁠ — because some jokes are just too real for the algorithm.Each episode dives into everyday adult experiences, turning them into raw, relatable comedy that makes you laugh, gasp, and whisper, “Did they really just say that?” Whether it’s relationships, work struggles, or the weird little things nobody talks about — we say it all.If you’re hunting for the best adult podcast that’s equal parts funny, inappropriate, and uncomfortably real, this is your new favorite corner of the internet. Put your headphones on (seriously, do it), grab a drink, and let’s get into the kind of comedy your neighbors would pretend not to laugh at.Related- funny comedy • comedy podcast • best adult podcast • adult comedy episodes • dark humor • uncensored podcast • adult jokes • relatable comedyfunny Halloween podcastHalloween comedydark humor podcastadult jokescomedy podcast Halloween specialspooky podcastHalloween humor for adultsuncensored comedy podcast