s2 e6: "the Adventures Of Inappropriate Man

The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee landed on the planet Biff Glickman Is A Twat.” – a planet discovered and inhabited purely out of spite.“Biff Glickman Is A Twat” was discovered over 1,200 years ago by Harry Schmidlabt. Harry was irritated by Biff Glickman. According to the planet’s one best seller “Why Biff Glickman Is A twat”, it was written: “Biff Glickman is a twat because he slept with my sister, farted in a container of yoghurt, and just generally acted like a colossal twat.”It is a planet without much planning other than just smearing the mediocre name of Biff Glickman. The local governmental bodies have gone bankrupt, taxes are at 98.2% of all income, vast stench clouds of unbelievable stink surround the planet and gangs of barnyard molesters are roaming the countryside inappropriately touching squirrels.This means that the people in charge of planet “Biff Glickman Is A Twat” are even bigger twats than Biff Glickman.And the makers of this episode of The Battery Operated Magic Toupee are even bigger twats than Biff Glickman.