EPISODE · Aug 20, 2025 · 22 MIN
s2 e7: "As a Member of No Community..."
from The Battery Operated Magic Toupee - The Podcast · host Elliott Stein
The Battery Operated Magic Toupee remained on Planet Biff Glickman Is A Twat.The whole purpose of this planet was to have the fact that Biff Glickman is a twat live in memoriam long after Biff Glickman and knowledge of his twattiness passed from memory. Scientists have debated whether Biff Glickman was a twat or just a bit of a dick? Or if he was a twat, was Biff Glickman a colossal twat or just a little bit of a twat? Originally, the planet was going to be named “Biff Glickman is a colossal douche” however people thought it could be confused with planet Timmy Greenblatt is a douchebag. The reason douche may have been more appropriate is Biff Glickman enjoyed swirling vinegar in his mouth, climbing into a small dark area, and spitting the vinegar out, thus literally identifying as a giant douche. It's been thousands of years since Biff Glickman existed and we can only speculate and celebrate the colossal twat that birthed an entire planet. Could the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee FINALLY have found a home? No – The creators of BOMT are twats of such a magnitude that they don’t even fit in on Planet Biff Glickman Is A Twat.
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The Battery Operated Magic Toupee remained on Planet Biff Glickman Is A Twat.The whole purpose of this planet was to have the fact that Biff Glickman is a twat live in memoriam long after Biff Glickman and knowledge of his twattiness passed from memory. Scientists have debated whether Biff Glickman was a twat or just a bit of a dick? Or if he was a twat, was Biff Glickman a colossal twat or just a little bit of a twat? Originally, the planet was going to be named “Biff Glickman is a colossal douche” however people thought it could be confused with planet Timmy Greenblatt is a douchebag. The reason douche may have been more appropriate is Biff Glickman enjoyed swirling vinegar in his mouth, climbing into a small dark area, and spitting the vinegar out, thus literally identifying as a giant douche. It's been thousands of years since Biff Glickman existed and we can only speculate and celebrate the colossal twat that birthed an entire planet. Could the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee FINALLY have found a home? No – The creators of BOMT are twats of such a magnitude that they don’t even fit in on Planet Biff Glickman Is A Twat.
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