s2 e8 : “Masturbation: The Ultimate Taboo”

In this episode BOMT landed on the Dickofa Barnyard’s sister planet: Animatude – a world of animals with too much attitude… lets be blunt and not mince words: the animals are RIGHT assholes! TOO MUCH F-CKING ATTITUDE!These are not the cute innocent creatures of Earth!Cats covertly jump on you and say, “Admire me bitch! I want you to fucking worship me and tell me how great I look. I'm now going to arch my back, raise my tail, and show you my one eye and don't even pretend to be uncomfortable or disgusted while I do it. Just admire my arse!” It's a planet where dogs deliberately crap everywhere they choose and command “Pick it up human slave” or they bury it in the sand and laugh their doggie tits off while you step in it.Birds wait in the trees, scouting their targets, and saying “C’mon you bald headed fuck. When you step out of the house, I'm gonna fly over and give you a white crusty right in the middle of the shiny spot. And don’t even try covering up the target with a hat chrome-dome!”It’s a planet of creatures which are even bigger assholes than the Battery Operated Magic Toupee.If you’ve been scrolling through the endless sea of “funny comedy” and “comedy podcast” recommendations and still haven’t found the perfect mix of chaos, laughter, and unfiltered truth… congratulations — you just found it.Welcome to the best adult comedy podcast where dark humor meets uncomfortable truths, and everyone secretly loves it. This is the space where sarcasm isn’t just allowed… it’s celebrated. Our episodes are crafted for the bold, the unbothered, and the people who know how to laugh at life’s messiest moments.We get it — not everyone can handle what we say out loud. That’s why we give you two versions: a censored version on YouTube and Spotify, perfect for your “safe-for-work” moments, and an uncensored VIP experience on Patreon — because some jokes are just too real for the algorithm.Each episode dives into everyday adult experiences, turning them into raw, relatable comedy that makes you laugh, gasp, and whisper, “Did they really just say that?” Whether it’s relationships, work struggles, or the weird little things nobody talks about — we say it all.If you’re hunting for the best adult podcast that’s equal parts funny, inappropriate, and uncomfortably real, this is your new favorite corner of the internet. Put your headphones on (seriously, do it), grab a drink, and let’s get into the kind of comedy your neighbors would pretend not to laugh at.Related- funny comedy • comedy podcast • best adult podcast • adult comedy episodes • dark humor • uncensored podcast • adult jokes • relatable comedy