S3.5E3: PreSeasoning To Taste

Like a friggin zombie dragon rising from an icy lake, your Boys In Blue return in the dead of winter for one last off-schedule preseason update. Trey and Jake are hot on the heels of an incredibly meaningless preseason series of games which have given absolutely nobody any useful information, with the hopeful exception of the Gaffer Himself, Patty Vi-Ergonomic Chair-a. We talk Medina, Haak-avani, Tinnerholm, and the probable Starting XI we saw match up against an equally-messy Montreal Impact for a 2-2 draw. Then: a couple talking points, the professional retirement of Inaugural Mainstay Chris Wingert, and the ever-present question: who will score a friggin dang old goal when David Villa departs this team, perhaps this game, but never our hearts? Rock 'em or sock 'em, you've got Blue Balls.