S3E14 - Ace Hardware Pokémon

This week on The Nut Farm, Missy is running on no sleep and zero regrets. She and her mom stood outside a Sam’s Club in deep Phoenix at 6am, in a sewage smell, for hours, in hopes of scoring the Pokémon Ascended Heroes exclusive drop. They did not score. Her dad did. At Ace Hardware. While fixing a sprinkler. The farmers also get into: • Ken the painter: 70-something, 13 kids, youngest is two, showed up with a squad of mostly women and had Sawyer doing stucco work in a Sherwin Williams hat • The smart glass pivot door that fogs on command • Dino the door guy who gave them a perfume sample from his eight-year-old daughter’s company • Timothée Chalamet sliding into Haaland’s DMs and getting left on read because Haaland thought he was just some random dude • Gretchen DM’ing Kris Jenner about her breakup and her mom’s passing • Adam kicking Missy out of bed in his sleep playing FIFA and accidentally saving the morning • The sister who is the only person on earth who can make Gretchen completely lose it • Payton crashing the pod to report that Eli is mean. Eli’s rebuttal: Payton, you know. • Dreams, time not being linear, the Black Plague, and what happens when you lean into the fall • Missy hitting a second major of the month at the casino on a $2 bet: the Full Steve   Ace Hardware Pokémon. New episode out now.