The Nut Farm Podcast

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen (Timmy) and Missy (Bunny) are back with a full load of life updates — and it’s a lot. The farmers get into: • Anti-car-sick glasses that look like Where’s Waldo and may actually work • Otis the dog, who peed on Steve’s side of the bed in an act of deliberate dominance • The pillow situation — it’s more complicated than you think • Eli’s street sale: Pokémon cards, squishies, zero customers, full defeat • Gretchen’s childhood snow cone empire at the Arizona bus station • Vegas: PopMart, arcade jackpots, and a front-row seat at a Star Wars burlesque show • The man next to Adam who said “May the force be with you” to the usher and then man-spread the entire show • Princess Leia and Jabba the Hutt doing a number to Big Poppa two feet from Missy’s face • Idaho: a gondola evacuation in a lightning storm, 12 passes at a speedometer sign, and the Great Power Walking Incident • The moment Gretchen may or may not have elbowed J.R. into the pavement mid-race • A PR win, a G Soul Co. article, and a meeting where nobody mentioned the kale • The birthday girl who still believes the fireworks are hers Watch the footage. Drop your guess in the comments. Did she throw an elbow or didn’t she?

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy take a tour through thirty years of American chaos — starting with Lorena Bobbitt’s Ginsu knife, stopping at the OJ verdict, swinging past Michael Jackson’s black suitcase and Marilyn Monroe’s suspiciously broken window, and somehow ending at a German man’s Vegas mansion for plus-size women and an eBay Live Pokémon card addiction. Along the way: • A principal who gathered the entire school to watch a murder verdict • A boyfriend who borrowed a Porsche for a street race and was never heard from again • A Jeep, a snowbank, and a divine stranger who happened to walk by • The Indian man who lived 90 years without food or water (the gargling loophole is discussed) • A somatic breathwork pitch to a lawyer with pincushion lungs • Déjà vu as spiritual confirmation • Zak Bagans’ Haunted Museum, Dr. Kevorkian’s death van, and why Missy would absolutely leave • The eBay Live auction feature that is, by everyone’s admission, going to be an issue   Come for the true crime. Stay for the breathwork. Leave with a lot of questions about Michael Jackson.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen returns from vacation with beach-bronzed energy. She and Missy chat about NBA Finals opinions, World Cup commentary, and a surprisingly deep realization inspired by Jaws. The farmers discuss: • Why modern parenting feels harder than ever • Whether we're doing too many things “right” • Growing up before the internet had guardrails • Extending grace to our younger selves • Why happiness feels harder to find despite all our best efforts Plus: • Taylor Swift court-side • Sports obsessions and championship dreams • Richard Dreyfuss crushes • Red-card soccer stories • Snake presentations • Dog pee incidents • Conversation about childhood curiosity, internet safety, and growing up in a completely different era. Part nostalgia trip, part parenting discussion, part accidental philosophy session.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy survive their daughters’ first sleepover, (including a prank-call scandal involving McDonald’s), debate casino strategy, celebrate organizational breakthroughs, and accidentally invent a new life philosophy: Full Potato. The farmers discuss: • Why children are terrible liars • Parenting panic that follows questionable decisions • Friendship sleepovers and tired-mom mornings • Casino jackpots and slot-machine theories • Organization as a personality trait • The surprising joy of doing absolutely nothing Plus: • Dennis Rodman rookie cards • Airport TV deals • Executive muffs • Yoga etiquette • Sports-card obsessions • The ongoing pursuit of peace through labeled cabinets. Part parenting debrief, part comedy hour, part accidental life advice. Come hang out with us.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy accidentally stumble into one of their most thoughtful conversations yet. What starts with professional organizers, labeled pantries, casino jackpots, and tanning-bed nostalgia turns into a debate about boredom, productivity guilt, and whether modern parents are trying too hard to make childhood magical. The farmers discuss: • Why kids do not need to be entertained every second of summer • The surprising value of boredom • How adults forget how to rest • Whether struggle actually builds character • Why "rot days" might be one of the healthiest things a family can have Plus: • Pokémon convention victories • Lucky streaks and salt-bath manifestations • Celebrity plastic surgery opinions • Tattoo anesthesia • Parenting wins • Mike Tyson quote that sends the conversation in a completely unexpected direction Part parenting debate, part life philosophy, part group chat nobody asked to moderate. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss Pokémon art obsessions, potential live podcast, Lake Powell spirituality, sobriety milestones, creepy internet men, dangling throat anatomy, and the very real importance of hobbies. Standard farmer business. The girls get into: • Turning childhood interests into adult joy • Why women lose their identities • Emotional weight of old photos • Internet trolls and creepy comment sections • Whether OnlyFans performers count as sex workers. Plus: • Matching podcast shirts • Custom Pokémon binders • Live podcast ambitions • Cough attacks from hell • Main / Maiden voyage confusion • and one extremely emotional conversation about becoming the person you actually want to be. Part therapy session, part girls’ night, part accidental life coaching seminar. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss prison politics, tanning beds, Pokémon conventions, emotional support sound bowls, weird wellness products, terrifying parking lots, and the deeply unhinged contents of Gretchen’s Notes app burn book. The girls spiral through: • Why women can never relax alone in public • Pokémon collector culture • Whether tanning beds are making a comeback • Childhood books that were way too dark • The emotional devastation of school spirit weeks. Plus: • Oura Ring regret • Suspicious MLM encounters • Sports cards and gambling tendencies • Energy drink reviews • Pageant mom discussions • A surprisingly emotional conversation about raising kids who feel safe and confident in the world. Part therapy session, part sleepover chaos, part stand-up comedy. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy spiral through motherhood, mental health, marriage hypotheticals, WAG culture, swingers, sound healing, sports streaming rage, and one absolutely unhinged story involving a lost tampon and an ASU quarterback. Normal stuff. The girls unpack emotional burnout, stress living in the body, and what it actually looks like to support your friends through hard seasons — before immediately pivoting into questions like: • Would you marry someone who killed somebody? • Could you date a bisexual man? • Are swingers ever actually equally into it? • And how jealous is too jealous? Plus: • Gretchen’s emotional support sound bowls • Missy’s post-extension identity crisis • Motherhood reflections • Oura Ring reviews • Reality TV chaos • Prime Video ruining sports • And why strip clubs remain deeply hilarious Part therapy session, part sleepover conversation, part stand-up comedy. Welcome back to the farm.  

What do Little League parents, luxury handbags, horse racing, Pokémon treasure hunts, and a "late husband's wedding band" all have in common? Absolutely nothing. Which is exactly why this episode works. This week, Gretchen and Missy get surprisingly real about one of the hardest parts of parenting: raising resilient kids without crushing their spirit. They talk discipline, disappointment, emotional meltdowns, sports parents, and the delicate balance between gentle parenting and preparing kids for the real world. Then, naturally, an Oura Ring sparks one of the funniest conversations of the episode after Gretchen points out it looks suspiciously like a man's wedding band, leading Missy to reassure her that nobody's going to assume she's wearing her late husband's ring. It makes perfect sense...eventually. From there it's classic Nut Farm chaos: an underground Pokémon treasure hunt hiding beneath Target shelves, Mother's Day ponder pieces, impossible handbag wish lists, Kentucky Derby dreams, Met Gala fashion critiques, and a spirited debate over dogs in grocery stores. Heartfelt. Completely off the rails. Exactly how we like it. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

Sometimes all it takes is one innocent conversation about Pringles to end up discussing Michael Jackson, casino etiquette, $500 baseball bats, naked meditation, and whether a scratch-off ticket counts as legal tender. This week, Gretchen and Missy take a girls' night to the casino (where one of them is suspiciously lucky and the other is just trying not to get touched by strangers), discover that "lining your lips" is apparently part of the casino dress code, and officially name their favorite place on Earth: Cassie. They also debate one of pop culture's most complicated questions after news breaks about the upcoming Michael Jackson biopic, celebrate kids chasing big dreams (and expensive hobbies), admire the confidence boost that comes from the right equipment, and somehow invent an entirely new medical condition: cowboy toe. Along the way you'll hear stories about chopped unks, scratcher strategy, baseball parenting, reality TV drama, domain-name collecting, and why Gretchen may—or may not—be launching a naked meditation business. As always, it's equal parts heartfelt, hilarious, and completely impossible to explain to someone who doesn't already listen. Welcome back to The Nut Farm. Nut Farm merch - Feed Store www.thenutfarmpodcast.com [email protected]

Season 3 is officially open, and absolutely nothing has changed—which is exactly how we like it. This week Gretchen and Missy manage to connect six contractor bags full of clothes, Pokémon vending-machine stakeouts, casino heartbreak, prison pockets, Greenland sharks, gay twin brothers, earbud etiquette, and numerology into one completely normal conversation. Along the way you'll learn why Gretchen has declared a shopping freeze after discovering she apparently owns every shirt ever made, why Missy's family has quietly entered the Pokémon black market, and why Eli pulling one tiny trading card instantly became a core family memory. There's also an unexpectedly passionate debate about "earbud people," an accidental misunderstanding involving public nudity at hot springs, the return of everyone's favorite prison-pocket correspondent, and perhaps the greatest life hack ever discovered: being born with a gay twin brother. Honestly...we don't know how we got here either. Welcome back to The Nut Farm. Pull up a chair. Season three is going to be awesome. ***Music Props to Melanie - Some Day I'll Be a Farmer***

SEASON TWO FINALE Horses are pregnant for just shy of a year Trafficked story Prison pocket Update on “man” / r*tard, Brandon Novak (Jackass person) Summer House

Excuse the sound difficulties ... We are a work in progress. Turtlenecks on men Full circle moment with Chris - @breakthroughpodofficial Tiger Woods Taryn Manning Calling out sick Fan Mail Q & A

Double suits March Madness - Iowa game Surrender experiment Mexico Justin Timberlake police cam Cart racing Bachelorette Age talk in relationships

Family feast Man gawk Soccer girls and tats Music for moods Surrender Forgotten Story Our lines - adolescents and adulthood

YouTube channels we subscribe to & Pods Ankle Anniversaries & Wedding Have you ever peed your pants or the bed? Delulu @crystaldawnalchemy4 books - Mary Magdalene. The Surrender Experiment Dying kids hair

Summer plans Parasites Ex-plants Weakness Kanna chews What are we taking right now Pets

Solo trip - Snowboarding in Flagstaff, Rivian commercial, psychic, Sedona, being alone, mental certification Prescott Recap Olympics Spring Training New G Soul Co. Facilitator support

Origination of curse words Snowboarding Go Big - G Soul Co & Sawyer last pregnancy push Potters wheel Mummy’s Olympics

Bad Bunny / Super Bowl Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton G squad appreciation that is forming Death wishes Gut Reset -  @eatwellwithmichelleaz  (YouTube) @eatwell_withmichelle (IG) Waste Management Phoenix Open Flu Z

Missy Gets Bangs F*ck Ice Schiaparelli Sports Psychology Certification Dino Video -  @Ethanfreq Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker comment exchange Next Door read

Cactus Cup Narcan & Deescalation Training Dresses with Pockets Hot Girls Eat Arbys

Chosen Paws Next Door ish Golden Globes Guy Fieri Party Red Light Masks Haus of GS Go Bills - Bill Mafia

Wish I was from Brooklyn - stars from Brooklyn Smash or pass 2026 trends from Pinterest Button Hook play call Viome Vegas for Missy's bday Post office - Oh he’s a big boy American apparel advertising Alex Earle and Tom Brady Audi Crooks Iowa Niagara Falls

Teleprompter fun Shameful trends - mesh tops, Rocket Dogs, Crocheted Hats Toys for tatas Taylor Swift documentary Phoenix Suns

Adderal and Straterra. Mexico stories. Update from last epi. Facials when you dance. Backing in to parking spots. Panties in pocket. Meteor shower.

Mom advice - what i wish i would have known Soft White Underbelly Gages - they will ruin your life Bath and body works expedition What makes a good childhood? FB requests Travis Kelce

Insurance Black Friday event Holiday movies Manifestation thing I love the word autonomy - freedom from external control The Bunny Ranch Devin Booker's hamstrings

Illusion of time - I’m 41 and 40+ years left Is it weird to have hanky panky around your dog? Judging someone on their worst day Ariana Grande’s new persona Algorithm struggle Giggly squad - Supermarket sweep take Honey Baked Ham The Bunny Ranch - NEXT EPISODE

4 views Premiered Nov 14, 2025 One YEAR Anniversary of THE NUT FARM Women's power to nurse. Death to the Patriarchy. The woes of 9.5 shoe size & breast feeding.

What spice girl would you be? Imaginative inappropriate relationship w my therapist Mock it a great day Weddings Piercings Kitty Halloween recap

Emotional maturity Sunday at the nail salon Camping Coleology Cutting Jelly Gretchen feeling athletes Louve heist World Series starts What's Missy watching? Next Door reading

Taylor Swift album Four Agreements EJ at Enterprise Scottsdale Fashion Week Nut job of the week

September was a b*tch iPhone issues Wedding recap Next Door reading New way to pick up dudes ASU Prep Scottsdale Fashion Week Jerome Arizona

Nextdoor reading Cardi B Miami trip Paranormal Suicide Prevention Month Airplane Recliners Unknown Number Niykee Heaton & demon-devil talk ASU Prep

Updates Nicole Kidman & her daughter Single dads NFL dude cheerleaders Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce engagement Getting real about my boundaries with my Dad.

Hyper fixation Love Language Facebook / Craigslist sotry Menstrual cup Retail therapy Heaviness of the healers

Andy Byron Colonic Bag charms Weird thought that underneath clothes are private areas Cigarettes Popping gum

Birthday decor Cart racing crazy Lala Kent Sammi Jefcoate Hip injury healed by rest Bezo's wedding Venice Italy 4th of July Hockey player vs all other athletes Stanley Cup Love Island Brad Pitt - F1 Movie theater threats ASU acceptance letter

Love Island Bieber Vogue Beach adventures Cherry poppin Jagua Reincarnation & past lives Niykee Heaton The Pinnacle Farmers Market Grow a Garden on Roblox Pickling Owl mayhem Parents that let their kids behave like animals. Classroom control & mental health days Things don’t have to be hard to be worthwhile    

Triathlon / swim Collaboration vs competition Started investing w Alinea Heisting Dakota Johnson / Pedro Pascal Ocean fears Market saturation Rapid fire questions Bell training Otis Why does everything have to have rules and meaning?

Otis & lip stick Spam Crazy things people brag about Wearing trauma like a badge of honor When people boo at sporting events Rapid fire questions Happy campers Finding the balance between toxic and healthy boundaries Animal card draw Nurture & Nature

Camp trip Casino Florist Body dysmorphia Taylor Swift and her masters  Crisley's pardon Dream story aversion Psychward  Ways we "take breaks" 

New G Soul Co. Set Mother's Day Recap Red Bull Athlete Manifestation Momma vs. Mama What makes marriages work? What is missing in your life?

Duality Kylie Jenner / Timothee Chalamet Bill Belichick / Jordan Hudson Refs Sleepovers Sororities Poker Face Dirty Martini Silk Sheets

Junk in the Trunk Met Gala Kentucky Derby Getting Robbed in Chandler - Police Officer Steve Rejected from ASU Rapid Fire Questions

Coachella Masters / Augusta Blue Origin Space Trip Old dog new tricks / Gen Z mentality Bluey Rant

Morpheus  PDA Personal Training Baylon Outloud Yellowstone White Lotus Burglars    

Rat issues Ne-Yo & polyamorous relationships Normalizing the cuckoo  Releasing new fads and how to do things "right." Chasing perfection to send your children into an imperfect world Pest removal More Meghan Markle aka Sussex G Soul Co. message of making yourself feel good. Jealousy in relationships Kylie Jenner & Timothee Chalamet Kendall Jenner & Devin Booker

Grammys / Oscar fashion Miley's eye brows Meghan Markle / Sussex G Soul Co. Grand Reopening Perfectionism & blocking our happiness.