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Jan 28, 2026 32 min

S9-E1 The $150 Salad & The Great Return Hack

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Dawg and Scoot are back for an unplanned Season 9 premiere after a flu-ridden holiday break sidelined their big finale. In this episode, the guys dive into the "New Year, Same Problems" reality, exploring everything from the mystery illness dodging every test to the sudden death of "Dry January" less than two weeks in. They break down the increasingly aggressive world of retail returns, the absolute audacity of returning dead Christmas trees, and the baffling experience of spending $350 at a steakhouse just for a table full of side dishes. Whether you're bulk-buying flour at Costco or considering a meat slicer just to beat inflation, this episode is a hilarious look at the high cost of living in 2026. #ComedyPodcast #Season9Opener #Podcast2026 #CostcoHacks #FastFoodWars #InflationComedy #ReturnCulture #NewYearResolutions #DryJanuaryFail #SteakhouseDrama #viou

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