PODCAST · comedy
Dawg and Scoot Show
by Dawg and Scoot Show
vaguely informative; oddly unsatisfying #viou
Episodes
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S9-E20 Excel Forever, AI Failures, and Hotel TV Chaos
S9-E20 Excel Forever, AI Failures, and Hotel TV Chaos In this episode of The Dawg & Scoot Show, the hosts engage in a relaxed, wide-ranging discussion covering technology trends, corporate life, and funny personal anecdotes including: AI vs. Excel: Legacy 2013 Excel spreadsheets continue to...
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S9-E19 Corporate Reward for Hard Work
S9-E19 Corporate Reward for Hard Work In this episode, the hosts tackle the relatable frustrations of modern corporate life. Starting with the reality that high performers often get "rewarded" with other people's responsibilities, they break down broken internal systems, workplace bottlenecks…
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S9-E18 The Unwritten Rules of the Grocery Checkout
S9-E18 The Unwritten Rules of the Grocery Checkout The guys dive into the quirky, relatable struggles of modern grocery store checkouts and summer heat survival. Key Highlights: • The Heat Wave & AC Miracles: Navigating brutal summer temperatures and the relief of a quick, affordable AC capacitor...
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S9-E17 Superposition, Micro-Nukes, & The Post-Money World
S9-E17 Superposition, Micro-Nukes, & The Post-Money World In this episode Dawg & Scoot dive headfirst into a hilarious and mind-bending conversation exploring technology, quantum mechanics, and the future of human society. • Quantum Computing vs. Sudoku: The duo breaks down quantum computing…
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S9-E16 Air Force One Decoys & AI Dial-Up Era
S9-E16 Air Force One Decoys & AI Dial-Up Era Buckle up! The guys are back to navigate the absurdities of current events, geopolitics, and tech with their signature blend of banter and satire. In this episode: • The Two Air Force Ones: The hosts break down the drama surrounding presidential plane...
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S9-E15 Ghost Kitchens, Costco Hacks, & WebMD Warnings
S9-E15 Ghost Kitchens, Costco Hacks, & WebMD Warnings The guys are back at it, and this week’s episode is fueled purely by extreme hunger. What starts as a craving for chicken sandwiches quickly spirals into a full-blown culinary deep dive. The hosts break down the ultimate inflation-proof life...
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S9-E14 First Dates, Food Trucks, and 10 Liters of Wine
S9-E14 First Dates, Food Trucks, and 10 Liters of Wine The guys dive headfirst into the ultimate modern minefield: the dreaded "No-Go First Date List." Triggered by a viral video of a woman refusing a first date at the Cheesecake Factory, they break down the internet’s evolving 28-place ban...
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S9-E13 Plowers, Plastic, and Pizza Heartburn
S9-E13 Plowers, Plastic, and Pizza Heartburn The guys break down the hilarious and frustrating realities of workplace incompetence, starting with the classic mistake of promoting "plowers" (the doers) into management roles they aren't equipped for. They debate the art of corporate conflict...
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S9-E12 Read The Room: The Art of Knowing When to Leave
S9-E12 Read The Room: The Art of Knowing When to Leave The guys are back to break down the sheer chaos of modern work culture and corporate etiquette. From the agonizing awkwardness of camera-heavy virtual meetings and coworkers who blatantly zone out mid-conversation, to the absolute guessing…
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S9-E11 Food Subscriptions and Gas Woes
S9-E11 Food Subscriptions and Gas Woes The boys are back in the studio tackling the latest real-world economic grinds. They kick off with an update on ongoing geopolitical standoff negotiations before diving straight into the pain at the pump. From managing a teenager's 10 MPG gas guzzler to…
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S9-E10 AI Agents and Political Memes
S9-E10 AI Agents and Political Memes The hosts tackle the "topic of the decade"—AI—exploring its shift from a homework helper to a tool replacing therapists and lawyers. They share a laugh over a tech bro’s failed attempt to sell AI agents to a relationship-focused chiropractor and discuss the...
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S9-E9 Corporate Chaos & The 90s Hangover
S9-E9 Corporate Chaos & The 90s Hangover the guys dive into the surreal realization that the 90s were 30 years ago, leading to a hilarious rant about how "getting older" feels like a never-ending spin on a digital birthday wheel. The conversation shifts to the absurdity of modern corporate life...
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S9-E8 Bacon Burger Battle
S9-E8 Bacon Burger Battle s a fast-food burger really worth ten dollars? In this episode, the guys put the biggest names in the bacon burger game to the ultimate taste test. They go head-to-head with the Jack in the Box Ultimate Bacon Sandwich, Wendy’s Baconator, Burger King’s Bacon King, and the...
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S9-E7 Metrics, Myths, and Corporate "Pretty Boys"
S9-E7 Metrics, Myths, and Corporate "Pretty Boys" Episode Summary: Ever feel like corporate data is just a "choose your own adventure" novel? This week, the guys dive into the absurdity of high-stakes analytics and the executives who keep changing filters until the numbers finally say what they...
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S9-E6 Wars: Iran, EVs and Burgers
The guys dive into the complexities of modern conflict, questioning the "official" labels of war and the strategic timelines behind military operations. The conversation then shifts gears to domestic frustrations, from the logic of panic-buying EVs when gas prices spike to the "struggle" of...
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S9-E5 BOGO Burgers & 80s Movie Magic
In this episode of The Dawg & Scoot Show, the guys tackle everything from holiday traditions to the struggle of securing a free burger. They dive into the "Year of the Fire Horse," the logistics of catching a flight for less than the cost of an Uber, and why modern remakes just can't capture the...
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S9-E4 Shop Class, Sketches, and Squinting
In this episode, the guys take a nostalgic trip back to the days of high school shop classes—wood, metal, and auto—and wonder why these essential life skills have vanished from the modern curriculum. They dive into the hilarity of DIY disasters, from building makeshift ladders to...
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S9-E3 Sir, Who Sent This Story?
This week, the guys explore the fine line between high-budget post-production and their own "Costco philosophy"—where if you don't see it on the floor, it doesn't exist. They tackle the mystery of when Trump starts with a fictional person saying "Sir," and then how a poorly placed microphone…
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S9-E2 The Scripted Life
Ever feel like life is just one giant, recycled script? This week, the guys dive into the hilarious (and slightly souring) realization that everyone is using the same five lines to check in on you. They break down why authenticity is becoming a rare commodity in a world of social defaults. The...
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S9-E1 The $150 Salad & The Great Return Hack
Dawg and Scoot are back for an unplanned Season 9 premiere after a flu-ridden holiday break sidelined their big finale. In this episode, the guys dive into the "New Year, Same Problems" reality, exploring everything from the mystery illness dodging every test to the sudden death of "Dry January"...
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S8-E36 Death of the Deal
In this episode of The Dawg & Scoot Show, the guys dive into the evolving world of consumerism, starting with a nostalgic look at the origins of Black Friday and how it spiraled into a week-long email marathon. They tackle the bizarre modern phenomenon of "tipping culture," questioning why we’re...
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S8-E35 Air Travel Rage and Multiverse of Truth
Air Travel Rage and Multiverse of Truth Dawg & Scoot unleash a hilarious and relatable rant on the absolute state of modern air travel, lamenting the loss of luxury and the rise of infuriating passenger etiquette. They cover everything from the mysterious need for a mid-flight bathroom...
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S8-E34 Revved up - Frunk’s Magic
Dawg and Scoot are back and revved up, starting the episode with a laugh about the annoying, ego-bruising moment when your car's Bluetooth relentlessly auto-plays the last song, regardless of the mood. The conversation quickly shifts to a major life update: the purchase of a new Ford Lightning...
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S8-E33 Tis the Holiday Season
Dawg and Scoot are diving headfirst into the holiday season chaos, debating the nightmare of storing giant 10-foot Halloween skeletons and the annual skip of Thanksgiving straight to Christmas. The guys tackle the evolution of holiday lighting, from the old strands that go "supernova" to their...
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S8-E32 Road Trip Foodies
Dawg and Scoot are back and hungry for a fight! They dive into the age-old road trip debate: stick to trusted chain restaurants or brave the regional, hole-in-the-wall spots. The rants quickly spiral into everyday grievances, from drivers who fail at the zipper merge to the sheer horror of…
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S8-E31 Annoyances and Marketplace
Dawg and Scoot are back (Debut Live on TikTok) to dissect the digital and real-world absurdities that drive us crazy. They start by venting about the eternal struggles of modern work life, from "The Perpetual Raised Hand" in virtual meetings to the person who still forgets they're on mute five...
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S8-E30 Dead Tech and OJ ZestFest
Dawg and Scoot hit the ground running—literally—with a terrifying story about a hard airplane landing, which quickly devolves into an existential crisis about old-school tech. The hosts take a hilarious deep dive into the Internet Graveyard, asking: is Yahoo still on dial-up, and who is still...
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S8-E29 The Lost Episode
The guys are officially "a little off" this week, starting with a bang (literally, a mic crash) as they ponder another possible 'lost episode.' The chaos continues as they dive into 90s rapper trivia and the real scandal of the week: who is paying $28 for a DoorDash Big Mac? Then, the hosts…
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S8-E28 Unnecessary Inventions and MLM Nonsense
S8-E28 Unnecessary Inventions and MLM Nonsense We start by venting about frustrations with multi-level marketing (MLMs), calling them a "crappy business" and sharing stories about being approached for various schemes. The conversation then moves to the inefficiency of coupon books and the rise of...
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S8-E27 Built to Last
Join us as we take a dive into the great quality debate, from why old buildings and cars seem to be built to last, while modern ones are, well... not. We also get into the rising cost of living, the move away from remote work, and share some truly strange stories—including one about a co-worker's...
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S8-E26 Burrito Bowl Conspiracy & Other Life Hacks
Tune in as the hosts dissect everything from the great Coke Zero vs. Diet Coke debate to the economics of fast-food "hacks" and the baffling price tags on new cars. They'll also share personal stories about frustrating car salesmen, "ding-dong ditch" confrontations, and a hilarious case of an...
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S8-E25 Marketing Fails and Deception
We discuss marketing fails, personal encounters with scams, and ethical issues with a public official. We share humorous and relatable stories about searching for coupon codes online, misleading airline promotions, and the chaos of Facebook Marketplace. #MarketingFails #Scams #ComedyPodcast…
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S8-E24 Snake in the Garden
We dive into the ever-evolving world of AI, from its "snake in the garden" beginnings to the potential for a full-blown technological backlash. We'll explore why a human pilot is still better than autopilot, the hilarious chaos of a forced computer update, and why we might all be nostalgic for a...
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S8-E23 AI Laughs & Robot Gaffes
Get ready to giggle as we plug into the world of artificial intelligence! This episode is packed with hilarious takes on everything from AI-powered oil changes and sales training to robot Roomba fails and the future of human-AI drama. Join us as we ponder if AI can ever truly have a personality,...
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S8-E22 The Blame Game
Join the hilarious hosts of The Dawg & Scoot Show in this episode as they dissect the absurdities of accountability (or lack thereof), the never-ending saga of workplace deadlines, and the baffling world of AI and NFTs. They even ponder the mysterious disappearance of block parties and the...
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S8-E21 Grill, Grow, and Gobble!
Get ready as we tackle everything from the never-ending saga of home improvement (hello, new charcoal smoker!) to the deep philosophical mysteries of life, reality, and why complaining just doesn't work. Plus, let’s dive headfirst into the bizarre world of food, dissecting Red Lobster's woes,...
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S8-E20 Work, Growth, and Gridlock
Ever argued with your boss about a spreadsheet, only to find out it was all for nothing? Or blamed your car for needing a wash when you were the messy one? This episode spills the beans on workplace drama (and how a perfectly good process got torpedoed), the hilarious truth about why we…
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S8-E19 Ghetto Gourmet
Join us this week as we deep-fry our nostalgia and microwave our regrets, diving headfirst into the glorious world of "humble foods" and "college day eats." From the questionable culinary genius of fried bologna sandwiches to the existential dread of ramen noodles (and how many ways you tried to...
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S8-E16 Caviar Dreams & Regional Nightmares
Let’s dissects the complex conflict between Israel and Iran, drawing surprising parallels to potential global escalations. The conversation veers from the Iranian regime's grip on power and potential for internal uprising to the absurd experience of vacationing in Iran during conflict and tasting...
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S8-E15 Knowing When To Quit
In this hilarious episode of The Dawg & Scoot Show, the hosts dive into the unexpected downsides of tenacity, particularly in sales and business. Impossible goals of exceeding expectations and underwhelming results. The episode wraps up with a fun shout-out to their international listeners…
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S8-E14 Billionaire Beef: Musk vs. Trump
You are invited to a ringside seat to the most unexpected celebrity feud: Elon Musk and President Trump's public "breakup." Apparently, their bromance went sour over a bill and some pesky Epstein files. Who knew billionaires could be so petty in public? Then, wey pivot to whether we should all be...
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S8-E13. Holy Smoke, What a Mess!
This week, join the crew as they dissect the unexpected American Pope, question online bravery vs. real-life jitters, and swap hilarious (and infuriating) jury duty tales. They'll also tackle the baffling legal system, the broken two-party political machine, and why your home reno frustrations...
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S8-E12 The Future is Now
Ever wonder if startup CEOs secretly time-travel? Our hosts dive headfirst into a video from the future (that's today!) dissecting everything from juicy acquisition dilemmas (remember Box?) to the sheer luxury of indoor plumbing compared to 1825. We then boldly venture into building the ultimate...
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S8-E11 Wet and Wild
We're diving headfirst into the wet world of water – from questionable childhood hose sips to the boujee bottled stuff. Ever wonder if coffee counts as hydration? Then, things get shockingly serious as we debate the real MVP of modern life: electricity or, you know, staying alive. Plus, hear the...
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S8-E10 Marathons, Markets and Meals
Ever wonder if running 100 miles is actually a good idea? Let’s dig deep and then we also dive into the weird state of the economy: confident businesses, nervous shoppers, and shaky apartment buildings. Plus, storm stories, Ukraine/China drama, and the surprising power of oil. Finally, we get…
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S8-E9 Gorilla Warfare & Social Justice
From the wild hypothetical of a hundred men versus a silverback gorilla to the stark reality of wrongful public accusations, this episode blends humor with hard truths. The speakers also touch on accountability, bias, self-defense, and the power of social media in shaping our perceptions and…
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S8-E8 Sweet Talk
Dive into a sugar-fueled chat as Dawg and Scoot playfully debate their favorite Candy bars. Then, it's a wild turn into animal idioms and a mouthwatering tour of Southern California's diverse food scene, complete with personal culinary adventures. Things get a bit more serious as they dissect...
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S8-E7 Autonomous Anxiety & Ambiguous Appearances
We ponder the implications of driverless cars for quick trips and how this tech is becoming the new normal. How do these things really work? Safety features, seating arrangements, and who's to blame when things go wrong are all up for debate. But that's not all! The hosts also share some…
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S8-E6 Forgotten Birthdays & Future Tech
From birthday blunders to AI's big takeover! This week, we dive deep into the emotional rollercoaster of forgotten birthdays in group chats, the etiquette of early greetings, and how close relationships can amplify those 'oops' moments. Then, we pivot to the wild world of AI – discussing…
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S8-E5 Birthday Etiquette
Join our hosts as they dive headfirst into the hilarious minefield of social etiquette! They dissect the delicate art of birthday wishes, establishing the "9 p.m. rule" for acceptable greetings. Gift cards get a comedic roasting, and pre-printed card messages are declared the enemy of heartfelt...
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vaguely informative; oddly unsatisfying #viou
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