Sabbath's Theater

What if it's a parody of Philip Roth where instead of the character being horny for children or whatever those books are about, we have a guy who pays a phone sex operator to explain the various foods she's consumed throughout the day and we call it Sabbath's Eater? What about... what about that? We can keep Portnoy's Complaint but its about Dave Portnoy complaining there isn't enough young boy pussy to consume at his local pizzeria. The Breast could be turned into Chicken Breast... The Human Stain is just about a napkin after a big beautiful meal.... The Plate Against America...? I really hope there's some worthless listener who only reads Philip Roth, because otherwise this post doesn't work. Some might say it doesn't work even if you are a big fan of that horny Jew. Some might go so far as to say I should rewrite this whole thing because once again I've managed to talk about fat people and Jews in a way that isn't kind. Oh well.