Salty Language 615 - Capri Sons

This week, we discuss Bryan's tech issues, Unicorn Warriors Eternal, I Think You Should Leave, math, delivery services, Mom and Dad, Pedro Pascal got sick from fans poking his eye, Muppets Mayhem, Assault at Wendy's over missing cheese, official drains dam for missing phone, the QoftheW, insult of the week, and more! Salty Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/saltylanguagepods Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts!   Links: 1. Hasbro sending guards to reclaim leaked Magic cards https://www.dicebreaker.com/categories/trading-card-game/news/magic-the-gathering-aftermath-youtube-prompts-pinkerton-investigation 2. Man tries to cure constipation with an eel https://www.iflscience.com/man-attempts-to-cure-constipation-via-an-eel-in-his-anus-nearly-dies-60482 3. Indian official drains dam to recover phone https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-27/indian-official-drains-dam-to-find-lost-phone/102401292 4. Man shoots roommate over last Hot Pocket https://nationalpost.com/news/world/man-shot-roommate-after-accusing-him-of-eating-the-last-hot-pocket-police 5. Couple assaults Wendy's employee over missing cheese https://www.13abc.com/2023/05/25/customers-allegedly-assault-wendys-staff-over-no-cheese-crispy-chicken-sandwich/ 6. Pedro Pascal got sick from letting fans poke him in the eye https://ew.com/tv/pedro-pascal-eye-infection-game-of-thrones-fans-thumbs/ QoftheW: What is your ideal age you would want to stay if you became a vampire? Insult: Smell-feast https://www.dictionary.com/e/s/12-insults-we-should-bring-back/#smell-feast     Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!