Salty Language Episode 80 - Old Man Dick and Toilet Paper

In this episode, we rant about a getaway donkey, goat cheese fire shuts down a highway, kid disciplined for making Lego gun, boys have to sign out toilet paper at school, Applebee's fires waitress over tip, woman claim that they preyed away an intruder, pastor claims his penis is blessed, teacher gets fired for posting semi nude pics of herself, handcuffed man acts crazy to police, monkey on the loose, our Top 5 Bands, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song First of the Month by Bones Thugs-N-HarmonyClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode Stories: Getaway donkey foils robbery attempt: http://tinyurl.com/9wmzt7mGoat cheese fire shuts down highway: http://tinyurl.com/bbg6uxy Kid disciplined for making Lego gun at school: http://tinyurl.com/bg8e5ykBoys have to sign out toilet paper at school: http://tinyurl.com/a3vl5mf Applebee's fires waitress for telling about tip: http://tinyurl.com/bjd5rkc Women say they prayed away an intruder: http://tinyurl.com/axmrcaq Pastor claimed his penis had holy spirit semen: http://tinyurl.com/bame7nk Teacher gets fired for posting semi nude pics: http://tinyurl.com/aq2nmf9 Handcuffed man spreads butt cheeks for cops: http://tinyurl.com/al4j5e2 Monkey on the loose in BC: http://tinyurl.com/ajw5exr