SCP-5902: "Dept. of Abnormality"

Just another day in the office. Say, you fill out Form 4AB-82 yet? Yeah, I need it before the Monday staff meeting...PatronsHopen, Teabag Chopra, Caryne Hampton, Stan Nabors, Ricky Dash, Shifty Rhys, Jeremy Holm, skyenet, Ely-Za A Crawley, Lillith, CJ Espinoza-Chavez, Alycifer, Will & Andy 4Ever, Richard Solum-Windsor, Zachary Lessard, Dominik, Ash Taylor, pr0ud_librarian,Benjamin Lorenz, JustPeachy, Yael Segev, Mackenzie Madsen, and Adrian Bundy!Cast & Crew:SCP-5902 was written by CadaverCommander and MaliceAforethoughtHost & Narrator - Jon GrilzResearcher - Tanja MilojevicMrs. Marquez - Rissa M.Alpha - David CollinsBeta - Erik Kemp____________Assistant Editor - Jesse HallSound Designer - Danny SweetCommunity Manager - Celeste CasianMusic by Tom Rory ParsonsShowrunner - Pacific S. ObadiahProducers - Tom Owen & Brad MiskaPresented by Bloody Disgustingwww.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Twitter: https://twitter.com/scp_pod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppod Discord: https://discord.gg/yW5BVPFgzp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.