SCP-8000: “Seal of Approval”

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SCP-8000 is a gigantic, serpentine entity resembling a "harbor seal." The entity resides within Site-322.The exact length of SCP-8000 is unknown as its majestic tail has never been located; however, estimates suggest it is about a furlong.Content Warnings: Mentions of cannabilism, childhood trauma, and human extinction TranscriptPatronsDrsnooze, jorden337, D.J. Tate, Brittany Benson, Jonathan Nieto, S, Nick Beets, El Jefe Holmes, DJ Fishel, custard kream, Terra Green, and Francell Miller!Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-8000 was written by PlaguePJPScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Daisy McNamaraLague - Tal MinearSCP-8000 - Rhys LawtonCimmerian - Jesse HallCoix - Nate DuFortHouse - Karim KronfliSCP-5595 - Vic CollinsLague’s Mother - Shelby NovakSCP-01-SEEK - Katrina PecinaSCP-04-SEEK - Brandon NguyenSCP-13-SEEK - Scott PaladinSCP-22-SEEK - Melissa LuskBlank - Anver MahmudChief Engineer Hartwell - Janine BowerAsheworth - Marquiz MooreThereven - Rhys TiradoO5-7 - B. NarrO5-2 - Elissa ParkO5-1 Kale BrownArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaVideo produced by Dakota MillerTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Chris Harris-BeechyComposer - Dana CreasemanShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.comPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppodDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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SCP-8000: “Seal of Approval” SCP-8000 is a gigantic, serpentine entity resembling a "harbor seal." The entity resides within Site-322.The exact length of SCP-8000 is unknown as its majestic tail has never been located; however, estimates suggest it is about a furlong. Content Warnings: Mentions of cannabilism, childhood trauma, and human extinction Transcript Patrons Drsnooze, jorden337, D.J. Tate, Brittany Benson, Jonathan Nieto, S, Nick Beets, El Jefe Holmes, DJ Fishel, custard kream, Terra Green, and Francell Miller! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-8000 was written by PlaguePJP Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Daisy McNamara Lague - Tal Minear SCP-8000 - Rhys Lawton Cimmerian - Jesse Hall Coix - Nate DuFort House - Karim Kronfli SCP-5595 - Vic Collins Lague’s Mother - Shelby Novak SCP-01-SEEK - Katrina Pecina SCP-04-SEEK - Brandon Nguyen SCP-13-SEEK - Scott Paladin SCP-22-SEEK - Melissa Lusk Blank - Anver Mahmud Chief Engineer Hartwell - Janine Bower Asheworth - Marquiz Moore Thereven - Rhys Tirado O5-7 - B. Narr O5-2 - Elissa Park O5-1 Kale Brown Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Video produced by Dakota Miller Theme Song by Matt Roi Berger Sound Designer - Chris Harris-Beechy Composer - Dana Creaseman Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producers - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppod Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

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