SCP-8320: Seven Hundred Million Wizards

SCP-8320 is a phenomenon globally affecting all domestic cats. Even Biscuit, my adorable British Shorthair was affected. I didn't think anything could ever stop Biscuit. He's so full of energy and so affectionate. But then on the morning of June 4th he turned into this weird old wizard. "Axar the Lackadaisical".Content Warnings:  Drug Abuse, home invasion, explosion in public place, gun violence.TranscriptPatrons May 11-20Liv, Abfrog1, Damien Filla, Tara Severance, Codydownload, Joshua Downey, Paul Montgomery, Cpt. Odin, Braydon Morales, Eric Cottrell, Olivia, Emma Dishon, Jacob Hunter, Pup Leo, Phillip Connelly, Laura Martin, Jami Johnson, HAWK_6155, Daddyissues, Mykeythe_space, and Verc It!Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-8320 was written by RaddagherSCP-1481 was written by UglyFlowerScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Jon GrilzMendez - Rissa MontañezCommand - Tanja MilojevicContainment Lead - Kirsty WoolvenBarista - Hannah SchoonerEric - Marquiz MooreSCP-1481-1 - Jesse HallLucian the Garroulus - Ben CounterThaddius the Nasty - Rhys LawtonAxar the Lackadasical - Chris Harris-BeechyDr. Vimes - Elissa ParkDr. He lit - Melissa LuskWillow - Erika SandersonAgent Ogg - Karim KronfliDr. Weatherwax - Fay RobertsMorgo the Magnificent - Vic CollinsArt - Eduardo Valdés-HeviaTheme Song - Mattie Roi BergerOriginal Music -  Newton SchottelkotteDialogue Editor - Dustin ParsonsSound Designer - Brad ColbroockShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.comPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.