Scroll 089 — Night Walks, Situationships & Steak Wearing a Hat

Unk records his first nighttime walking scroll while dressed like a suspicious detective and immediately realizes he’s an easy robbery target. Along the way, he recaps his first soccer game, accidentally pisses off a woman, explains why he’s currently holding it down for mankind, prepares for a spontaneous Chattanooga reset, debates situationship loyalty, discovers the emotional power of having a comma in your bank account, spirals about parents getting older, reflects on grief and growing up, accuses the Thunder of being the most boring great team in sports history, and reminds the nephews that life is too short to spend entirely inside your own head.