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DeepFried Scrolls
by DeepFriedLogic
DeepFried Scrolls follows Unk — a comedian, philosopher, and former athlete chasing greatness one rant at a time.Broke but building a global brand from scratch, Unk turns every scroll into a blueprint — raw thoughts, dark humor, and hard-earned truth.Some days it’s funny, some days it’s deep, but it’s always real.If you’ve ever felt lost, hungry, or misunderstood, walk this road with me.
Episodes
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Scroll 116 — Sober October, Dream Jobs & The Snot Licker
Fresh out of the workforce and dangerously optimistic, Unk enters his next chapter with a promising comedy-club interview, a hot chicken gig at a Titans game, and an ambitious attempt at Sober October. Meanwhile, his father continues building a fleet of trucks with increasingly outrageous names,...
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Scroll 115 — Wedding Bells, Unemployment & Golden Handcuffs
Freshly unemployed and dangerously optimistic, Unk reunites with his high school crew at an Egyptian wedding, questions whether marriage and Deep Fried Logic can coexist, and gets romantically pursued by yet another stray cat. Somewhere between contemplating the golden handcuffs of corporate...
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Scroll 114 — No Más, Hulk Hogan & Cuffing Season
Fresh off a spectacular workplace crashout, Unk actually follows through and quits his job. But newfound freedom gets a brutal reality check when a 12-hour restaurant shift pushes even the dishwasher to his breaking point. Somewhere between dissecting Hulk Hogan's complicated legacy, questioning...
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Scroll 113 — Schedules, SpongeBob & Wet Wipes
A 54-hour workweek sends Unk into a full-blown employment crisis as a previously retired SpongeBob-related insult makes its triumphant return. Somewhere between questioning whether God is trying to push him out of his comfort zone, dodging fake basketball players outside Kroger and making sure...
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Scroll 112 — Downfalls, Haters & Wife Beaters
While folding clothes at home, Unk plots on a complete stranger’s downfall, revisits the hater who accidentally changed DFL history and establishes the laws of proper wife beater maintenance. Somewhere between Wiz Khalifa’s cultural immortality, a comma finally appearing in the bank account and...
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Scroll 111 — Pork Chops, Reunions & Stray Cats
Over the course of four unexpectedly eventful days, Unk rides through Nashville eating a pork chop like a lollipop, reconnects with someone he hasn’t truly spoken to in years and gets an uncomfortable glimpse at where he’ll be in 2039. Somewhere between thinking he got fired, rage-eating…
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Scroll 110 — Goldfish, Truckers & Hot Chicken Etiquette
A business meeting forces Unk to imagine a version of Deep Fried Logic bigger than himself, while a potential new job has him seriously considering life as a cross-country driver with entirely too much access to Hinge. Somewhere between planning his nationwide reign of terror, questioning whether...
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Scroll 109 — Lost Scrolls, Fiancés & Capricorns
After Apple mysteriously destroys half of what Unk swears was one of the greatest walks of his life, he pours a glass of wine and attempts to reconstruct the missing footage. What survives includes a pork chop-induced crisis of hypocrisy, the official funeral of an old situationship, a harsh...
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Scroll 108 — CEOs, Bingo & Interstates
Deep Fried Logic might finally be becoming bigger than Unk. After bringing a lifelong friend into the operation, shipping his first sticker orders and plotting his own version of Adult Swim, Unk celebrates CEO day the only way he knows how: becoming a bingo champion, eating a pickle dog, waking…
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Scroll 107 — Condoms, Project Pat & Lemon Pepper
After surviving the summer from hell, Unk finally gets a taste of freedom again. A late night with the Warm Witty White Girl comes with an unexpected invoice, a solo trip to see Project Pat turns into three hours of opening-act purgatory and a sermon, and somewhere between no sleep, lemon-pepper...
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Scroll 106 — Three Dates, Three Jobs & Elder Unk
Unk leaves work in an unusually good mood and somehow ends up celebrating an Alzheimer’s patient with three dates, reconsidering fatherhood after meeting a 70-year-old with an 11-year-old son, and accidentally lining up a third job through an old friend. Somewhere between condom sermons, Indeed...
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Scroll 105 — Foodieland, Mighty Wings & Financial Busting
A debate about the news accidentally lands Unk a date with the warm, witty coworker—but his new restaurant life forces him to choose between getting money and actually having a life. After missing the HBCU function, descending into Mighty Wings nostalgia, and suffering a water-jug breakdown, Unk...
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Scroll 104 — Alzheimer’s Hinge, Thick Nurses & Brooklyn
One year after recording the first Deep Fried Scroll, Unk retraces his original walking route to see what’s changed. Along the way, he builds an Alzheimer’s patient a Hinge profile, considers a future in Brooklyn, narrowly resists a thick nurse, plays a xylophone made of french fries, and wonders...
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Scroll 103 — Spray Tans, Gay Tips & Blac Youngsta
Unk mourns a Tennessee legend, debates how far a straight man should go for a good tip, investigates the strange world of spray tans, and remembers his brief but legendary career controlling the aux at high school basketball games. Somewhere between fresh retwists, house music, Black Youngsta…
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Scroll 102 — Tupperware, Whiskey & Gym Rivals
With his kitchen in shambles and his life entering a new chapter, Unk attempts a complete reset. A first shift at the steakhouse turns unexpectedly promising, a pregnancy scare leaves him clinging to his freedom, and an old gym rival reappears at the worst possible time. Somewhere between whiskey...
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Scroll 101 — Herpes, EDP, & Copyright Infringement
Unk returns from the trenches with tales of a pregnancy scare, herpes paranoia, a new job, EDP445, stolen content, cinematic winters, and the importance of wearing a damn condom. Season 4 starts exactly how you’d expect: completely fried.
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Scroll 100 — Soccer, Bartenders and Goodbyes
After one hundred diary entries, Unk looks back on the adventures that defined Season 3 from Run Club and scooter rides to bartenders, heartbreak, and building Deep Fried Logic into something bigger than himself. As one chapter closes, Unk explains why it’s time to go collect more stories before...
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Scroll 099 — Gutters, Burger Sauce & Fireworks
Unk questions the algorithm, helps his nephew conquer a fear, attempts to revive a PlayStation 2, celebrates the Fourth of July with a dying phone and a scooter ride across Nashville, and learns that sometimes the best memories come from days that refuse to go according to plan.
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Scroll 098 — Prince’s, Portuguese & Pretty Women
Unk gets his MacBook back, accidentally creates the greatest chicken sandwich known to mankind, gets a style upgrade, and starts wondering if Deep Fried Logic might become something much bigger than he imagined.
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Scroll 097 — Life Is Fragile, Beautiful Men & $25 Margaritas
After a fresh haircut and a Waffle House breakfast, Unk spends the day wandering Nashville on scooters and electric bikes, meets strangers over Connect Four and tequila, gets humbled by mortality, discovers he’s apparently a “beautiful man,” and gets robbed by a $25 margarita while trying to keep...
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Scroll 096 — Wrestling Dreams, Pool Huzz, & Stumbling Around
While waiting on Apple to revive Deep Fried Logic headquarters, Unk spends the week dreaming about pro wrestling, saying yes to random cookouts, stumbling into new friendships, navigating pool huzz, and realizing that some of the best chapters in life happen when you stop chasing and start...
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Scroll 095 —Moonlight, Tacos & Misjudged People
Unk spends his week chasing movement instead of loneliness, accidentally poisons himself with creatine, discovers the beauty of simple companionship, and realizes people are far more complicated than the labels we give them. Sometimes the best connections aren’t the ones you expect.
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Scroll 094 — Broken MacBooks, Freight Trains & Noodles
A broken MacBook sends Unk into a downward spiral that somehow turns into one of the best nights he’s had in months. Between hot wings, freight trains, late-night e-bikes, and Detroit house music, he accidentally discovers that sometimes the only thing standing between you and a miracle… is...
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Scroll 093 — Hiccups, Sushi & Slide Muscles
After Atlanta gives him momentum, Unk tries to bring the adventure back home to Nashville. Between hiccups at work, Fashion Nova drip disasters, angry coffee shop manifestos, spicy crab rolls, a random mustache man buying his Red Bull, Madden Girl pulling up, a 1 AM bike ride, a heavy talk with…
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Scroll 092 — Scooters, Cougars & Corn Dogs
After a spontaneous trip to Atlanta shakes him out of a spiral, Unk returns home feeling alive again. He gets a confidence-boosting haircut, hangs with a new run club friend, explores Nashville on a scooter, drinks with birthday-trip cougars, reviews Backrooms, discovers America might not have…
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Scroll 091 — The Emotional Palomino, Atlanta Bartenders & The Chicken Bone Prophecy
After waking up at 4 AM trapped inside his own head, Unk abandons a fog-covered mountain cabin in Chattanooga and heads to Atlanta in search of perspective. Along the way he defends Bojangles with his life, journals secrets he hopes nobody ever reads, discovers an abandoned chicken wing that...
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Scroll 090: Chattanooga, Atlanta Temptation & Living the Scrolls
Unk escapes Nashville for a spontaneous Chattanooga adventure and quickly discovers that Tennessee might be the most underrated state in America. Along the way he befriends suspiciously fearless birds, debates the true value of money, falls in love with mountain views, encounters a real-life...
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Scroll 089 — Night Walks, Situationships & Steak Wearing a Hat
Unk records his first nighttime walking scroll while dressed like a suspicious detective and immediately realizes he’s an easy robbery target. Along the way, he recaps his first soccer game, accidentally pisses off a woman, explains why he’s currently holding it down for mankind, prepares for a...
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Scroll 088 — Madden Girls, Black Discounts & Dilly Dallying
Unk reflects on a surprisingly beautiful week, from discovering a Black-owned hot dog spot and debating childhood TV classics to late-night porch conversations and navigating a new crush. Along the way, a rainstorm turns into an unexpected spiritual reset, a train interrupts his character...
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Scroll 087 — Workplace Shackles, Emotional DLC & Smooth Baby Balls
Unk clocks in emotionally exhausted and spiraling about work, freedom, emotional regulation, awkward adulthood, and why school kids don’t realize they’re living the good days. Along the way he reflects on old couples still getting active at 70, developing feelings for the Cinco de Mayo friend,...
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Scroll 086 — The One Year Arc, The Cinematic Brain & The Wide Receiver Dog
Unk takes a late-night walk during a work-heavy week and reflects on DeepFriedLogic approaching its one-year anniversary, the danger of living too far in the future, emotional spirals, awkward romance moments, and why having a “cinematic brain” is both a gift and a curse. Along the way, he talks...
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Scroll 085 — Michael Jackson, Stolen Documents & Imaginary Timelines
Unk starts his day feeling cinematic as hell — running through Nashville to metal music like he’s in a sports movie — before reality immediately punches him in the mouth. A mysterious Karen leaves a note on his dusty car, his car gets ransacked, important documents disappear, his bank account...
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Scroll 084 — Quarterbacks, Gatorade Politics & Hyperbaric Chambers
Unk sits at work before opening and delivers a late-night-thought masterpiece about heartbreak, “planting seeds,” quarterback philosophy, Memphis politics, America’s disconnect from war overseas, aging, health, and the realization that DeepFriedLogic has evolved into something much bigger than...
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Scroll 091 — The Emotional Palomino, Atlanta Bartenders & The Chicken Bone Prophecy
After waking up at 4 AM trapped inside his own head, Unk abandons a fog-covered mountain cabin in Chattanooga and heads to Atlanta in search of perspective. Along the way he defends Bojangles with his life, journals secrets he hopes nobody ever reads, discovers an abandoned chicken wing that...
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Scroll 090: Chattanooga, Atlanta Temptation & Living the Scrolls
Unk escapes Nashville for a spontaneous Chattanooga adventure and quickly discovers that Tennessee might be the most underrated state in America. Along the way he befriends suspiciously fearless birds, debates the true value of money, falls in love with mountain views, encounters a real-life...
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Scroll 089 — Night Walks, Situationships & Steak Wearing a Hat
Unk records his first nighttime walking scroll while dressed like a suspicious detective and immediately realizes he’s an easy robbery target. Along the way, he recaps his first soccer game, accidentally pisses off a woman, explains why he’s currently holding it down for mankind, prepares for a...
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Scroll 088 — Madden Girls, Black Discounts & Dilly Dallying
Unk reflects on a surprisingly beautiful week, from discovering a Black-owned hot dog spot and debating childhood TV classics to late-night porch conversations and navigating a new crush. Along the way, a rainstorm turns into an unexpected spiritual reset, a train interrupts his character...
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Scroll 087 — Workplace Shackles, Emotional DLC & Smooth Baby Balls
Unk clocks in emotionally exhausted and spiraling about work, freedom, emotional regulation, awkward adulthood, and why school kids don’t realize they’re living the good days. Along the way he reflects on old couples still getting active at 70, developing feelings for the Cinco de Mayo friend,...
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Scroll 086 — The One Year Arc, The Cinematic Brain & The Wide Receiver Dog
Unk takes a late-night walk during a work-heavy week and reflects on DeepFriedLogic approaching its one-year anniversary, the danger of living too far in the future, emotional spirals, awkward romance moments, and why having a “cinematic brain” is both a gift and a curse. Along the way, he talks...
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Scroll 085 — Michael Jackson, Stolen Documents & Imaginary Timelines
Unk starts his day feeling cinematic as hell — running through Nashville to metal music like he’s in a sports movie — before reality immediately punches him in the mouth. A mysterious Karen leaves a note on his dusty car, his car gets ransacked, important documents disappear, his bank account...
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Scroll 084 — Quarterbacks, Gatorade Politics & Hyperbaric Chambers
Unk sits at work before opening and delivers a late-night-thought masterpiece about heartbreak, “planting seeds,” quarterback philosophy, Memphis politics, America’s disconnect from war overseas, aging, health, and the realization that DeepFriedLogic has evolved into something much bigger than...
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Scroll 083 — The Undertaker, Margaritas & Pool Territory
Unk records from a Waffle House parking lot after demolishing a hash brown bowl and recounts one of the weirdest weekends of his life. From drinking tequila and line dancing , to surviving a family Zoom call while spiritually trapped in Margaritaville, to having a dream where he hangs out with…
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Scroll 082 — Logan's , Insecurity, Telemarketing
After a quiet shift at work, Unk reflects on a weekend that had everything, showing up as a real uncle, sneaking into a school play, reconnecting with a former brother figure, and taking himself on a solo steak date at Logan’s like a grown man. But when a dream about his ex tries to throw him off...
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Scroll 081 — Trains, Tennessee & Emotional Regulation
Stopped by a passing train mid-run, Unk turns a random Saturday into a meditation on family, aging, competition, burnout, and destiny. From bullying nephews with love to realizing Tennessee might be the backstory before the legend, Scroll 81 follows Unk as he wrestles with emotional discipline,...
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Scroll 080.5 — Bad Morning, Random Adventure, God Flipped It
Unk wakes up in a low mood, expecting a quiet, mediocre day—but one decision changes everything. A spontaneous walk turns into reconnection, nostalgia, new friendships, and unexpected moments that remind him how fast life can shift. Scroll 80 Part 2 is about staying open, moving through the lows,...
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Scroll 080 — Lows, Loyalty & Legacy (When Your Mind Starts Spiraling)
On a quiet Tuesday morning, Unk trades viral highs for raw honesty as he unpacks a mental spiral filled with loneliness, self-doubt, and the harsh reality of one-sided energy. From questioning his relationships and love life to battling creator insecurity, this scroll dives deep into what it…
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Scroll 079 — Deeper Connections, Tax Refund Rich, and Character Development Homeless
Unk hits the Nashville streets on a sunny Friday and realizes the “outside era” has evolved. Between craving deeper connections, WrestleMania couch talks, rom-com ex tension, tax refund confidence, run club awkwardness, and a brutal Hinge unmatch, Scroll 79 becomes a funny, honest meditation on...
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Scroll 078 — Fine & Funny, Fear Reps, Delusional Summer Energy
On WrestleMania Saturday, Unk checks in after a long work stretch and recaps a week full of small wins, weird moments, and real growth. From locking into DeepFriedLogic, leveling up at run club, and getting a major ego boost from a girl’s Instagram note, to trying to save a gym nerd from ego...
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Scroll 077 — New Tribes, Game-Winning Threes, & WrestleMania Disappointment
Unk checks in from a random parking lot to break down a cinematic three-day run—starting with a haircut that resurrects his confidence, a spontaneous link-up that unlocks a whole new “tribe,” and a wild night out that feels straight out of a movie. From deep talks with his barber to sliding on an...
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Scroll 076 — Pre-Workout, Pizza Politics & Aldi Sneaky Links
Unk clocks in for a chill shift and accidentally unpacks everything from a pre-workout addiction to a mid run club night, a wholesome customer moment, and a rom-com style walk with his ex. Along the way, he breaks down confidence, discipline, social momentum, and why not every day needs to be a...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
DeepFried Scrolls follows Unk — a comedian, philosopher, and former athlete chasing greatness one rant at a time.Broke but building a global brand from scratch, Unk turns every scroll into a blueprint — raw thoughts, dark humor, and hard-earned truth.Some days it’s funny, some days it’s deep, but it’s always real.If you’ve ever felt lost, hungry, or misunderstood, walk this road with me.
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