Scrotum Scanner / CBT CBT / Halfabet

from Shitpost Mortem · host Amy and Beth and Ash

We discuss stupid ideas such as: skadis-mounted dildo ordering paint using hex codes ball wrinkle thumbprint scanner AI image classifier for guessing pronouns halfabet (only 13 letters) CBT CBT coming up with a new catchphrase for Amy on a weekly basis (don't even worry about it. oh brother. sounds about right. Amy Wamy Amy Wamy. there's somethin' to it. she's got the sauce. thats wamy wild) pinball machine you have to pay for with pennies gaslighting people with British units you made up (14 oz in a William)

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