Seamasters Only

Season three is officially here (apparently), and the guys kick things off with new legit mics, a debate over whether 67 is permanently canceled, and a disturbing hot dog saga from the Delta Center that may or may not have involved the ghost of Brigham Young. From there, it’s full chaos: thrift-store fake Rolexes, jar-finds with solid gold surprises, and an unhinged love letter to the legendary Omega Seamaster 2531.80 (36mm defenders need not apply). The launch of “Sea Masters Only” gets gatekept in real time, complete with warnings about asking too many questions and instant exile from the cool club.