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The Salty Horologist
by The Salty Horologist
Talking all things watch nerd. We explore trends, tech and time. - The watch world explored through everything from Timex to Rolex.
Episodes
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The Salty Hockey Podcast
The guys discuss breakfast, music, and....... Watches! Did Hublot really make the worst watch ever created, again?? Another interview from the past threatens to derail the entire subject genre of the podcast.
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Southern Breakfast and Detroit Swagger
We journey back in time as Aaron uncovers long-buried secrets following his transformative trip to the Watchmaker's Retreat 2026.
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The Infallible Papacy
How hard is Italian food really? The guys are looking over their shoulders now after exposing the facade of several powerful organizations. Is the law of supply and demand really that hard to understand?
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KAJ Me-Haul
A brand new business venture is stumbled upon. The guys pay tribute to an icon. Which host has the best watch collection?
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The Heavy-Handed Hypebeast of Hodinkee.
Have you ever considered "doing magnets"? MAGNETS. The guys discuss the makings of a final boss of watch douchiness. Does Aaron save an unsuspecting customer from a very poor decision?
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The Ken and Aaron Show
Josh is missing. If you have a tip regarding a missing or murdered Guatemalan person, please call the hotline at: 248-434-5508 or email The Salty Horologist at [email protected]
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Sad Beige Utah
Is Utah really as unoriginal and vanilla as everyone says it is? Stories from the final boss of sociopathic Horology threaten to grind everyone's gears. A surprise Italian guest accompanied by her sidekick has only nice things to say.
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I Read It For The Articles!
A quick recap of the glorious Deer Valley Watch Week. Ken and Aaron were wrecked by a virus of the non-lettuce variety. Josh and Ken shared their nostalgia for moldy old magazines.
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The Descent Dissonance
Fresh off a colonoscopy, Ken is still coming down from his Propofol nap. Deep within the bowels of the World Cup, the superiority of the quadrennial event is discussed. Ken and Aaron share experiences from the best dining experience of their lives.
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Unburdened By Friendship
A mystery guest raises the studio spirits (distilled) while raising more Omega questions. Is Pierce Brosnan still a favorite bond? The Seamaster 300 still remains a favorite spy watch.
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That first step, it's a doozy!
The guys sit down for the normal shenanigans with Phil Dade of Mountain Time, Mountain Mike's Pizza, and the 2026 Deer Valley Watch Week.
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Vive la End Times
A new request comes through where the guys are asked to choose a watch for the apocalypse. What is the piece of choice to survive til the end? Josh has a horological dilemma... should he study further to change his Frankensteining ways? Does Aaron have the necessary skills to contribute in a...
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Episode 69. Nice.
The guys get Taco Bell and shred their inner space before talking about Outer Space. The discussion turns to post humous timepiece goals and Chuck Norris. Can they settle on the perfect C.O.S.C. watch for 2026?
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Chodal Recall
The guys stumble out of the gate with a studio mishap. They try and recreate the magic that is lost and gone forever. Can salty lightning strike twice?
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Thoughts & Prayers
The Plague sweeps across the land. One of the guys might not make it. Will the dream of space keep morale up? Only Snoopy can save us now.
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Seamasters Only
Season three is officially here (apparently), and the guys kick things off with new legit mics, a debate over whether 67 is permanently canceled, and a disturbing hot dog saga from the Delta Center that may or may not have involved the ghost of Brigham Young. From there, it’s full chaos:...
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Tempus Fidjet
The guys recount the highlights of 2025 and wonder what even happened. Everyone gathers around for story time of Irish wishes and whimsical gifts. Ken and Aaron both receive gifts that help keep their minds stimulated and their reflexes sharp.
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Watch Brands & Reggae Bands
Drew of Mount West stops by the studio to talk music, whiskey and bezels. Can Aaron wrap his head around the dual-uni?
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Good Sky King Wenceslas
Christmas-ish content from a never-ending Fall in Salt Lake City. Josh has a birthday and Omega becomes the topic. Will the new Planet Ocean be a favorite? The guys discuss the science of the Rocky movies and what makes the re-release work.
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Mercury Poison Retrograde
It's Taco Tuesday and that information is pertinent for no reason. Aaron enlightens the group on furniture sales and the basics of Facebook Marketplace. Is a Cafe Racer a fair trade for a Chevy Cobalt?
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True Crime & Greenwich Mean Time
Aaron wants answers to the hard questions. He brings Shirley podcast spoilers and concerns. Josh reveals his motives and motifs. Aaron reports on his journey to Cincinnati and recounts the big ballgame raw dog.
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Tehran Recksiek
Aaron tries his hand at the West Coast and returns and reports. He brings home tears in a jar collected at the Oasis concert. The guys talk of plans for a pilgrimage to California.
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Are You Serial?
Josh finally commits to the Carrera and the union is consummated, so to speak. Aaron raves about chocolate and the guys test their knowledge on serial killer trivia.
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¿Donde Esta El Josh-o?
Greg shows up to fill the empty chair and keep Josh's mic warm while he's away on conflict of interest business. The guys wonder if anything in the Horology world is exciting or enticing. Greg is waiting for something to surprise him. Will the guys see a return from Josh to the sub basement?
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What Happens in Vegas... Who cares.
Josh reveals where he's disappeared to. He's actually around but working on a new true crime project. - A Trauma Drama, if you will. Ken and Aaron report on their musings in Sin City and things to look forward to in the world of Horology.
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Miss Me With That List
Have the guys become strangers in their recess? Aaron toes the line of Horology between being helpful and doubling down. Will the guys see eye to I and does distance make the heart grow fonder?
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Swatch Store to the Core.
The guys long to know the old Ken from the Chicago days but he's determined be the soft dad that gets his kids in to watches. Will the team decide on a watch to all share?
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The Haps on the Straps
Greg of Greg Stevens designs joins the guys for a fun filled evening with absolutely no plugs involved. He talks about his career journey and its intersection with the Horology world. He brings goodies and stories. Please Buy From Him.
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Quantum Mechanical Watch Talk
Josh escapes deportation and returns with philosophical introspection. Aaron begins making up for lost time in the film arena. Ken thinks of cats.
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Turn Back the Clock
Part two of the interview with Andrew DeKeyser from Beacham's Clock Shop. Aaron wonders which Horologists are most expendable. Can Chad fill Josh's shoes with the right one-liners?
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Brothers in Sisters
Chad fills in when Josh is feared to have been picked up by I.C.E. Andrew DeKeyser from Beacham's Clock Shop comes bearing gifts and Pacific Northwest wisdom.
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Miramar Mensa Marine
Ian pays a visit to get roasted in person, for a change. He brings his wishlist and rivals Aaron for the title of Horology Rain Man. Can Aaron join in to the Chuck Norris fact frenzy?
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Relishing in the Ward
The guys have a long-awaited unboxing from the far away kingdom. Aaron makes his Whatnot debut and manages to win and fail at the same time. Things get existential and philosophical.
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Jace & the Great Horology About-face
Jace Adams stops by to share his Horology origin story and update the team on his flame-fighting trajectory. Does he miss the watchmaker days and can Aaron forgive the desertion?
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United Aaron Am-i-rites?
Has Aaron discovered the largest clock in the world? And does it matter, since he'll never be able to go there. The discussion tuns to another discovery of horological proportions as Ken is turned on to a brand that's landed on his radar.
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The Murph & Apes on Earth
Indifferent to the Oscars the same week, the guys talk actors and winners of the screen. Aaron gets a new watch on his bench that rivals his natural magnetism. Could this paranormal experience be the reason for his new interest in Hamilton watches?
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Come at Me Car Bro
Part Two of the visit with Nick Dall of The WHY CARS Podcast is a high octane race filled with stripper names, car fantasies and troll stand offs.
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Push Starts & Pronounced Pushers
It's Salty times with Nick Dall of the Why Cars Podcast and he's here to talk watches. The guys shift in to motor mode and try to get the checkered flag of both worlds. Can Aaron tell the difference between JDM and BDSM?
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Kenny's Cameo
The guys spill the tea on the Temple Square porta potties and Aaron spills his beer. Can everyone come to an agreement on the best watch for $2k?
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New Year, Same Us
The salt level has increased in to the new year. The guys scramble to put together a new episode in shock at the demand for a second season. What will 2025 bring to the fickle world of Horolgy?
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Bruisin' for a Cruisin'
Aaron turns 40. The Wasatch name is a 7th grade locker room joke and so is the guys' dream of chronometer cruises.
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A&F AF
After the election the team reconvenes to analyze what is happening with the country that gave the world Abercrombie & Fitch, Clown Motels and girl trip horror movies.
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Triple Crown Snatcher
The guys sit down with climber Tanner Wanish who recently smashed a Yosemite Triple Crown speed record with his buddy, Michael Vaill. He discusses his tools for adventure, military timekeeping and some all out scary situations from his special ops days.
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Watermelon, Shure, Heist!!
Aaron makes a potentially nefarious purchase and his eyes are opened to the realities of Capitalism and the world of manufacturing. Jared joins the guys to examine the newly acquired wares. Will there be any moral dilemmas or life lessons?
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Pots, Pandas & Panerais
Joe P, the real O.G., stops in with his latest philosophies. He shares thoughts on growing up Utahn, the boba scene and his horological tastes. Can he come correct like a porn star?
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Tools of the Tirade
Josh is strong-armed in to a new game for guests. Ken is on the quest for the ideal tool watch and desires for Aaron to chime in. Josh stands by his Revue Thommen.
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Deep Apnea
An in depth conversation with a guest that unlocks new fears (and not the British kind). Padjen talks of her relationship with the ocean and the sport that literally gets her more in touch with her self. Aaron commits to water wings, but we're not holding our breath. https://www.deepdominica.com
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Temu Trump's Rolex
Aaron is on a new path to positivity: Saying at least 3 nice things about things he normally auto-hates. Is a former president's new watch as tastefully gold as his NY apartment? While on the subject of NY exaggerations and tall tales of wealth, John Mulaney's watch story is examined.
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Creature From the Wound Lagoon
The team peels back some more layers to reveal Aaron's amusement park days. The guys talk about music, watch flips, and a lot about France for no reason. Can Ken get Aaron to say nice things about watch brands he hates?
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Keeran Loathing in Las Vegas
Ken and Aaron have another Vegas escapade while Josh fights with the insect universe. The Real Housewives of Salty Horologist get pieces of their own. Everyone fears a Vegas trip where Josh joins. Can Nevada survive the shenanigans? [email protected]
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Talking all things watch nerd. We explore trends, tech and time. - The watch world explored through everything from Timex to Rolex.
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