Search Little Mermaid King's Boner

Sure, Jason snickers at Steve's son's understanding of United States geography, but he also admits he was worried his Virginia-based girlfriend might be crushed by the falling towers on 9/11. Also, his own son gets a lot of facts wrong as well... or is he just learning how to gaslight others early? And experiencing randomly opened doors upstairs has Jason operating at a slightly elevated awareness level, Metal Gear Solid-style. Finally, Jason caught a loop of that moment from Three Men and a Baby on social media and the concentration of pure spoopiness probably won't let him sleep for a week.