Season 2, Episode 4: Scientific Gay Geese's

The Salty Bastards are back, and somehow we've lowered the bar... again.Markus Anthony Copeland is still grounded (at this point we're starting to think he's serving a life sentence), and Ass Chief Radio has disappeared without notice. We assume he's either on a secret mission or trapped in a gas station bathroom somewhere. Filling the empty seat this week is our honorary Bastard, Justin Garsee, who immediately proves he belongs here by telling the legendary story of how he managed to eat 1,000 chicken nuggets. Sheriff Wayne hears the story and responds with the enthusiasm of a DMV employee five minutes before closing.We also unveil our brand-new intro music before immediately wasting all that professionalism by arguing over the greatest breakfast cereals ever made like a bunch of sleep-deprived toddlers.Things take a hard left turn when we discover the existence of scientifically documented gay geese, because apparently even Mother Nature likes to keep things interesting. Then Capt. Chris decides the internet hasn't traumatized him enough and voluntarily researches ball stretching, leaving everyone with questions nobody wanted answered.Throw in some ridiculous debates, a handful of "Would You Rather?" questions, nonstop roasting, terrible opinions presented with complete confidence, and enough dumb conversations to lose brain cells through your headphones, and you've got another classic Salty Bastards episode.Grab a beer, hide your search history, and don't let your boss catch you laughing at work.