EPISODE · May 2, 2025 · 1H 14M
Second Helpings - A Siwanator Was Born
from Page 7 · host The Last Podcast Network
Jackie wants to watch current TV, but she's trapped in the early 2000's Housewives reality and MJ really has no reason to exist now that 'The Baldwins' are done...at least until 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' comes back. While discussing how there's nothing to watch (except 'Andor'), they realize there's actually a couple reality shows dropping including 'Polyfamily' (a listener has written in with regards to how TLC might not give it the best edit) and a new 90 Day dating reality show! Speaking of TLC reality shows, there's now ANOTHER set of Australian identical twins that speak at the same time like healthy adults do. Jackie's ready to blast past aaaaalllll that celeb goss' to give praise to the hero we all need (except he shouldn't have done it in a school zone, come on dude). Raven-Symoné had Nick Cannon on her podcast where she basically just brags about being rich and Nick Cannon confirms he's got them danglers insured for TOO MUCH, which callin' all BALL LAWYERS for the logistics on insuring them testies. Haley Joel Osment got drunk and started screaming antisemitic slurs, bloated corpse Mickey Rourke releases gases to let 'Big Brother' know that they should have KNOWN what they were getting into when hiring him and is SUEING because they hurt HIS snowflake feelings, JoJo Siwa dumped her girlfriend at the after party for 'Celeb Big Brother UK', Vinny Guadagnino is gross but he said he made a ton of money being a Chippendales dancer, Martha Stewart did Martha when asked about Meghan Markle's new show, MJ hears the critics on making fun of Meghan Markle....but they're still gonna do it, Jackie has finally learned that money can't buy ya class, elegance is earned. Jackie watched the movie 'Street Trash', and MJ had a blast watching 'Black Bag' in the THEATRE, Jackie has some reflections on if it's aliens OR space that scares her more, the first episode of the current season of 'Black Mirror' is DEVASTATING, MJ started watching 'You' again, Jackie says the new season of 'Last of Us' is vvvv good, MJ just learned they share the same wedding anniversary (happy anniversary!) with Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Robert De Niro's daughter just transitioned and he's showing his support, the headlines are now full of celeb parents doing typical parenting things like Serena Williams teaching her kid about allowances and stuff, Beyoncé's rarely seen itty bitty son showed up at her Cowboy Carter tour, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Jackie wants to watch current TV, but she's trapped in the early 2000's Housewives reality and MJ really has no reason to exist now that 'The Baldwins' are done...at least until 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' comes back. While discussing how there's nothing to watch (except 'Andor'), they realize there's actually a couple reality shows dropping including 'Polyfamily' (a listener has written in with regards to how TLC might not give it the best edit) and a new 90 Day dating reality show! Speaking of TLC reality shows, there's now ANOTHER set of Australian identical twins that speak at the same time like healthy adults do. Jackie's ready to blast past aaaaalllll that celeb goss' to give praise to the hero we all need (except he shouldn't have done it in a school zone, come on dude). Raven-Symoné had Nick Cannon on her podcast where she basically just brags about being rich and Nick Cannon confirms he's got them danglers insured for TOO MUCH, which callin' all BALL LAWYERS for the logistics on insuring them testies. Haley Joel Osment got drunk and started screaming antisemitic slurs, bloated corpse Mickey Rourke releases gases to let 'Big Brother' know that they should have KNOWN what they were getting into when hiring him and is SUEING because they hurt HIS snowflake feelings, JoJo Siwa dumped her girlfriend at the after party for 'Celeb Big Brother UK', Vinny Guadagnino is gross but he said he made a ton of money being a Chippendales dancer, Martha Stewart did Martha when asked about Meghan Markle's new show, MJ hears the critics on making fun of Meghan Markle....but they're still gonna do it, Jackie has finally learned that money can't buy ya class, elegance is earned. Jackie watched the movie 'Street Trash', and MJ had a blast watching 'Black Bag' in the THEATRE, Jackie has some reflections on if it's aliens OR space that scares her more, the first episode of the current season of 'Black Mirror' is DEVASTATING, MJ started watching 'You' again, Jackie says the new season of 'Last of Us' is vvvv good, MJ just learned they share the same wedding anniversary (happy anniversary!) with Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Robert De Niro's daughter just transitioned and he's showing his support, the headlines are now full of celeb parents doing typical parenting things like Serena Williams teaching her kid about allowances and stuff, Beyoncé's rarely seen itty bitty son showed up at her Cowboy Carter tour, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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Second Helpings - A Siwanator Was Born
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