EPISODE · Apr 12, 2025 · 1H 13M
Second Helpings - Pepperoni Pearls
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'Confidently Wrong' Jackie Zebrowski and MJ Knefel have now realized their mistake regarding The Hanks Children, but that ain't enough to make them wanna push through the sadness to read the newly announced CRUSHING memoir that will NOT be on Celeb Readies, 'The Baldwins' are filling Jackie with a poison that the only cure is to spew it forth as they discuss HILARIA being a True Blue American by pushing the age-old capitalist idea of monetizing every hobby you ever have on your kids, and working Alec into an early(ish) grave while they finally show one of their helpers faces on screen, Mickey Rourke continues being a disgusting bigot on 'Big Brother (UK)' as he harasses JoJo Siwa and lucks out that she knows throwing a right hook on a 72 year old would (unjustly) get blasted everywhere, 'The Naked Gun' remake trailer looks more like an action film with Liam Neeson in the lead and Jackie is PUMPED, there is an absolute abomination against mankind itself currently available for the weekend at ONE specific, off the path Pizza Hut in NYC and MJ is begging for someone to take that Plant Based Gelatinous Substance bullet for 'em, Jackie and Geoff raced through season 3 of 'Love on the Spectrum', the charge nurse on 'The Pitt' has Jackie and MJ turnin' into neckbeards like werewolves in the full moonlight, they're both finally divin' into 'Hacks' and that only took basically everyone telling them how good it was, ALERT ALERT OLIVE GARDEN HAS BEEN DETHRONED AS TOP CASUAL DINING SPOT IN U.S. ALERT ALERT Olympus has fallen, discussion of the discourse around 'White Lotus' right now, Coffee Mate made sure to let everyone know THEY didn't know about the ending before they collabed for a Piña Colada Liquid Non-Dairy Creamer, 'Bad Influence: The Dark Side of Kidfluencing' is absolutely not for everyone but everyone SHOULD be thinking about the subject, Jackie really enjoyed 'Everybody's Live with John Mulaney', AND SO MUCH MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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'Confidently Wrong' Jackie Zebrowski and MJ Knefel have now realized their mistake regarding The Hanks Children, but that ain't enough to make them wanna push through the sadness to read the newly announced CRUSHING memoir that will NOT be on Celeb Readies, 'The Baldwins' are filling Jackie with a poison that the only cure is to spew it forth as they discuss HILARIA being a True Blue American by pushing the age-old capitalist idea of monetizing every hobby you ever have on your kids, and working Alec into an early(ish) grave while they finally show one of their helpers faces on screen, Mickey Rourke continues being a disgusting bigot on 'Big Brother (UK)' as he harasses JoJo Siwa and lucks out that she knows throwing a right hook on a 72 year old would (unjustly) get blasted everywhere, 'The Naked Gun' remake trailer looks more like an action film with Liam Neeson in the lead and Jackie is PUMPED, there is an absolute abomination against mankind itself currently available for the weekend at ONE specific, off the path Pizza Hut in NYC and MJ is begging for someone to take that Plant Based Gelatinous Substance bullet for 'em, Jackie and Geoff raced through season 3 of 'Love on the Spectrum', the charge nurse on 'The Pitt' has Jackie and MJ turnin' into neckbeards like werewolves in the full moonlight, they're both finally divin' into 'Hacks' and that only took basically everyone telling them how good it was, ALERT ALERT OLIVE GARDEN HAS BEEN DETHRONED AS TOP CASUAL DINING SPOT IN U.S. ALERT ALERT Olympus has fallen, discussion of the discourse around 'White Lotus' right now, Coffee Mate made sure to let everyone know THEY didn't know about the ending before they collabed for a Piña Colada Liquid Non-Dairy Creamer, 'Bad Influence: The Dark Side of Kidfluencing' is absolutely not for everyone but everyone SHOULD be thinking about the subject, Jackie really enjoyed 'Everybody's Live with John Mulaney', AND SO MUCH MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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Second Helpings - Pepperoni Pearls
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