Self-Driving Toilets, Emu Wars & The World's Worst Burglar | This is True Really News Ep 1079

Scot and Tony are back for another rousing rendition of This is True Really News! In Episode 1079, the guys dive into a hilarious mix of bizarre new tech, historical oddities, and their brand-new segment: Criminal Ineptitude Consulting.Have you ever wanted your toilet to come to you when you call it? We discuss the "Sheoban," a robotic commode that roams your house. Plus, we look back at some of history’s weirdest events (including the Great Emu War and the London Beer Flood), and analyze a botched burglary in California where the thief accidentally became permanent building insulation.Grab your coffee (and watch out for falling burglars), hit play, and remember: all the news you're about to hear is true... really. As far as we know.🕒 Chapter Timestamps0:00 - Welcome, 4th of July Prep & Sourcing Candles1:42 - The "Sheoban": China's Self-Driving Robotic Toilet6:30 - Merging Emojis & Bizarre Historical Events8:53 - The Great Emu War & The Cadaver Synod11:49 - The Vessel with the Pestle (The Court Jester Tangent)13:17 - Criminal Ineptitude Consulting: The Burglar in the Wall17:58 - Reading Blueprints & The Old Guard Graphic Novels19:24 - The Woman with an Indoor Record of 649 Warrants20:35 - Driving Drunk to the Police Station to Complain✉️ Get in TouchIf you have a comment, a conundrum, or a really good snark, we want to hear it!Email us: [email protected]'t forget to: Like, Subscribe, and Follow us wherever you get your podcasts.Tags: #ThisIsTrueReally #WeirdNews #SelfDrivingToilet #DumbCriminals #Podcast #ComedyNews #EmuWar #ScottAndTony #FunnyNews