Seppuku

We break down the Will Smith/Chris Rock controversy. Don't ask us why this episode is named Seppuku. It is not about suicide methods employed by ancient Japanese warriors at all. It's mostly about the slap thing. We name our episodes weird. It's so strange. Why are we like this? Why, I ask you, did the Heavens permit such lowly forms as us to exist? Is it because the Universe is actually a cold, dark expanse of nothingness interrupted by the occasional particles bumping into each other to make stars which issue forth the necessary building blocks of life into the Cosmos, and we happened to get all the shitty ones? I think that might be it. I ate a burrito earlier and now my stomach is acting up. Yep, that one is gonna give me the squirts. Shit. Hey, honey, did we pick up extra toilet paper at the store yesterday? Oh good, I'm gonna need it. Holy shit, is this thing still going? Alexa, send that.