September 13, 2017: Report: Every day that Ted Cruz does not like a porn tweet now feels boring by comparison

Luke and the Panel (Andrew Ivimey, Cathryn Naiker and Sebastian Fazio) break down why the Ted Cruz porn story is the greatest news story of the year so far (2:00), debunk the 'unnamed staffer' excuse (6:30), detail the levels of dumbness of the racist woman who heckled Jagmeet Singh (11:00), discuss how unfair it is for people of colour to have to be calm and reasonable in the face of white hatred (17:00), bemoan how lame it will be to pay HST on weed purchases at the LCBO (23:00), and try to find a place in the world for Hillary Clinton in 2017 (30:00). Then The Approximately Ten Minute Long Quiz reveals that French Canadians don't know enough about Tupac.