The Beaverton Weekly Report

"We've tariffed everything else!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and special guest Diana McCallum) talk about Trump releasing a truly random list of Canadian goods to be tariffed, US politicians showing their whole ass about Canadian wildfires, and Carney caving over the Gordie Howe bridge. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the only downside to cannibalism. 

"As long as he gets his cut." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Megan MacKay) talk about the Gordie Howe Bridge deal, Poilievre's fight with members of his own party, and Carney choosing to "engage" with Saudi Arabia's money. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the best map of all time.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also talks about the war with Iran version 3.0 check us out on Patreon. 

Pipelines! Pipelines! PIPELINES! Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) talk about Danielle Smith getting not one but two pipelines, Carney saying we don't have time for the environment in the middle of a massive heat wave, and Canada's massive new submarine deal. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the worst way to lose your sunglasses.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that also talks about the most important story of all: Taylor Swift's wedding, check us out on Patreon.

There's one day left in Pride Month so this still counts! Ian MacIntyre (designated ally, he/him) is joined by a special All-Guest Panel: Alix Markman (Astrid & Lily Save The World, Gotham Knights, she/her), Simon Paluck (Insta Gay, Monkey On My Back, he/him) and JP Larocque (North Of North, Sort Of, Small Achievable Goals, they/them). Together they discuss the most relaxing grownup ways to celebrate Pride, scrotum botox aka "scrotox", queer TV icons, and Canada's AI strategy. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz questions if 87-year-old Ian McKellan can still safely be near all those X-Men magnets.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that also talks about Mark Carney's renovation of 24 Sussex, check us out on Patreon. 

The UK just can't keep a PM. Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) talk about Keir Starmer becoming the latest UK PM to resign, Rogers killing Hockey Night In Canada, Carney bailing out condo developers and the Human Rights Museum's "controversial" exhibit on the Nakba. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the worst way to smuggle drugs.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that also talks about Donald Trump and the reflecting/algae pool, check us out on Patreon. 

"[A Memorandum Of Understanding] doesn't mean much, it doesn't mean anything at all." Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and special guest David Doel aka The Rational National) talk Trump's 'this time it's definitely an actual deal I swear' deal with Iran, the spectacle of a cage match on The White House lawn, and Carney's kinda hot mic moment at the G7. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers why we need to stop Pokemon Going to the polls.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that also talks about Ford's lack of plans to expand Billy Bishop airport/destroy the Toronto Waterfront check us out on Patreon. 

"Surely no 15 year old is clever enough to download a VPN". Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest John Batt of @canada.gov.ca) talk about how banning social media for kids is way easier than regulating it for everyone, the excitement/concern surrounding a World Cup in Trump's America, and Smith and Poilievre finally coming out against Alberta Separatism. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the worst way to churn butter.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that also talks about Bari Weiss' wreaking havoc at 60 Minutes, check us out on Patreon. 

"'Technical recession' sounds like something a guy at a bar would mansplain to me, before asking me to pay for the drink he offered to buy for me." Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Séguin and special guest Jan Caruana - Because News, The Next Step) talk about Mark Carney's totally technical recession and trip to NYC, Elon's SpaceX IPO that is now in everyone's retirement savings, and what's good out in British Columbia. Then, the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discusses New York Mayor Mamdani's most adorable executive order.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that discusses poor ticket sales for the FIFA World Cup in North America, check us out on Patreon. 

"After the Iran War went so poorly, they needed an easy win - a palooka, to get their stats back up." Ian and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Nile Séguin and special guest Clare Belford - 22 Minutes, JFL) talk about Danielle Smith's premature referendum announcement, Trump unleashing Marco Rubio on Cuba, and whether Ian and Nile are betas in the Manosphere. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discusses potty humour in both Ottawa AND France.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that also looks at how hard it is to make TV and film in Canada, check us out on Patreon. 

"Can't wait for Memorandum Of Understandings Part III: Trudeau's Revenge." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Nile Seguin and Clare Blackwood) break down the Pentagon abandoning the Joint Board On Defence we all knew about it before this, the new MOU between Canada and Alberta, and Danielle Smith plowing ahead on an Independence Referendum despite a Court Order. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the best reason not to report for Military Service.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that also looks at Carney's new war on the environment, check us out on Patreon. 

"You're gonna bite the hand that feeds you under the table." Ian is joined by two special guests, Andrew Ivimey (Talk From Superheroes, CBS's "Boston Blue") and Rob Ito (The Beaverton website) to discuss hantavirus cruise ships, Manitoba's youth social media ban, and Hungarian authoritarianism being exported abroad. Then The Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers Quebec's most cromulent cultural treasure.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that also breaks down gas prices being too damn high, check us out on Patreon. 

"When you need social services you'll shout up to me 'Save Us' and I'll whisper down 'No.'" Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) talk about Carney's sudden interest in privatizing airports, the Alberta Separatists data hack and the appointment of a new Governor General, a position we definitely still need. Then The Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the best way to defy age verification software.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that also breaks down Carney's flirtation with the EU, check us out on Patreon. 

"25 billion worth of fun." Luke and the Panel (Megan MacKay and Nile Seguin) try to understand how a Sovereign Wealth Fund works in a country with a massive deficit, discuss the fallout from the White House Correspondent's Dinner shooting being used to give Trump a ballroom, and break down the impact of massive Rogers' layoffs. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers how Buddhist monks really reach Nirvana.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also dives into Danielle Smith's plans to gerrymander Alberta to hell, check us out on Patreon.

"But can he re-pivot?" Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay and special guest Stewart Reynolds aka Brittlestar) talk about Carney's fireside youtube chat, Trump's determination to ruin any chance for peace with Iran, and Doug Ford's private jet saga. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the worst setting to quote a Tarantino film.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also talks about the Onion's purchase of Alex Jones' Infowars, check us out on Patreon. 

"I'd like to thank Mr. Poilievre for his assistance in this matter." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) talk about the Liberals' by-election victories, Carney obtaining near total power, and Trump's fight with DAAAAA Pope. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the best/worst idea for a vending machine.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also talks about the election in Hungary and Avi Lewis already tense relationship with the Media, check us out on Patreon. 

"There's nothing in the rules that says you can't make a platform that's addicting to teens!" Guest host Ian MacIntyre is joined by panellist Nile Séguin along with special guests Kyah Green (The Fandom Show) and Andrew Ivimey (new standup special "Let's Go" online now!) They discuss Big Tech finally getting big sued, what's good in Manitoba, and everyone going nuts for space!  If you'd like an Extended Cut version of this episode that also talks about whether Trump gave up on his threats to destroy Iran, check us out on Patreon!

"Socialism in the NDP? Why I never." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and special guest Janel Comeau (aka @verybadllama on your socials) talk about Avi Lewis as the "radical" new leader of the NDP, wonder whether the resignation of Air Canada CEO was delivered en francais and provide an update on Israel's 'are we the baddies' moment. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the right way to train a french Polar Bear.  If you'd like an extended cut version that also talks about the protests against the Nova Scotia budget, check us out on Patreon. 

"Kettlebells for all!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and special guest Andrew Ivimey) recap Poilievre's Joe Rogan experience, break down Carney's dramatic spending cuts and dive into Trump's latest attempts to end the War in Iran and/or manipulate the stock market. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the the downside of being too good at certain... activities.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also breaks down the Canadaland phishing scam story, check us out on Patreon. 

"No I can't make it then either. Shoot!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Nile Seguin) talk Trump's not at all desperate attempt to enlist other countries' help to clear Strait Of Hormuz, Doug Ford's plans to eliminate Freedom of Information Requests, and Poilievre's disastrous St. Paddy's Day video. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the most literary way to lose your job.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version of this episode that also talks about the movement to get Don Cherry the Order Of Canada, check us out on Patreon

"The war is bad/good and we support/oppose/regretfully support/supportedly oppose it." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) talk about Trump discovering that some wars last longer than a weekend, Carney not letting Iran get in the way of his polling surge and Poilievre's adventures in Europe. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the best way to win a Camel Beauty Contest.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that also talks about the state of the NDP Leadership Race, check us out on Patreon. 

Call Of Duty: Operation Epic Fury - now on Xbox! This week host Clare Blackwood and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Nile Séguin, and special guest Dave Barclay of The Beaverton TV show) discuss Trump's latest war that you better not call a war, Mark Carney's Eat Pray Trade tour, and Danielle Smith vs Immigration! Then, the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz FINALLY talks about time-travelling pizza. If you'd like an Extended Cut version of this Podcast that also talks about Paramount's purchase of Warner Bros, check us out on Patreon. 

"WOO! WE DID IT!! WE DID... is that FBI director Kash Patel?" Ian and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Nile Séguin, and special guest Andrew Ivimey of Talk From Superheroes) talk about Carney's latest floor-crosser, the NDP debate that apparently just happened, Trump's gross call to the US men's hockey team, and violence in Mexico. And Iran. And... Ukraine.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version of this Podcast that also talks about AI and social media regulation in Canada, check us out on Patreon. 

Cue the guitar solo and explosions. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and special guest Rachel Gilmore) talk about Canadians coming together in the wake of the Tumbler Ridge shooting, Carney's attempt to form a Megazord size trade pact and, most importantly, the Olympic Curling Beef. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the best way to drive away fans from a minor league hockey team.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version of this Podcast that also talks about Jason Kenney's re-emergence and fight against Albertan Separatism, check us out on Patreon. 

"If you want to get past me, first you must answer these questions three. And give me 50%" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and Nile Seguin) talk about Trump's sudden interest in bridges, Bad Bunny's "controversial" halftime performance, and Stephen Harper's call for unity. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the cringiest political move we've ever seen.  If you'd like an extended cut that also talks about the Olympics and athletes speaking out agains Trump, check us out on Patreon. 

Ain't no party like a Poilievre Party because a Poilievre Party will threaten you behind closed doors if you don't support him! Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay, and Ian MacIntyre) talk Pierre Poilievre's completely unexpected leadership review victory, the latest round of Epstein nightmares, and what exactly Mark Carney is trying to do with your grocery bill. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discusses... something... with Bonhomme. Just, listen to it.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also dives into B.C. premier David Eby's treason accusations against Alberta Separatists, check us out on Patreon!

"Carney should just spray him with a water bottle, like a cat." Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) are joined by Edmonton's own Henry Sir (Current Events Chirped by a Canadian) for a live podcast taping, as part of the Winterruption Festival. Live on stage in front of a sold out crowd we talk Carney's two speeches last week, Trump backing down on Greenland, and U.S. interest in Alberta independence.  Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz tests our panel's knowledge of abandoned Newfoundland fish sauce plants.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that includes the live Beaverton newsdesk segment, check us out on Patreon. 

"We shouldn't have sent all our draft picks to China!" Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Megan MacKay) talk Carney's global trade tour and shockingly honest World Economic Forum Speech, Trump upping the pressure on a Greenland acquisition and Poilievre searching for a new riding to run in (again). Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the most offensive Board Game ever created.  If you'd like an Extended Cut verion that also breaks down Francois Legault's resignation as Quebec Premier, check us out on Patreon. 

"No literacy test, as long as you're thin skinned enough!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) talk about the horrific ICE shooting of Renee Good, Mark Carney's trade visit to China, the protests in Iran, and Trump's obsession with interest rates. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz reveals why you should never plug a bullet hole with a butt plug.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also talks about the cultural phenomenon that is Heated Rivalry, check us out on Patreon. 

It's always been oil. It'll always be oil. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) dive into the chaos and confusion of Trump's decision to attack Venezuela and kidnap its leader, including the "problematic" legal precedent it sets, what it means for other countries subject to the Donroe Doctrine, and Canada really setting a new bar for the word milquetoast with their response. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the most cartoonish way to fix climate change.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also covers Chrystia Freeland accepting a job working for Ukraine while still serving as a Canadian MP, check us out on Patreon. 

Hit the bricks, you stupid year! Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, and in the guest chair for the first time, Luke Gordon Field) discuss the top 5 stories of the year, plus stories that didn't get enough attention (remember when Doug Ford was gonna cut off the US's electricity?) Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz tests how well our panel remembers this truly bullshit past 12 months. If you would like an extended cut version of this episode that where we share 2026 predictions from our panel and Patreon supporters, check us out on our Patreon.

"Also, some socks please." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Clare Blackwood) talk the Liberals' scheme to get Conservative MPs to cross floor, Poilievre's disastrous CBC interview, and the immediate politicization of the weekend's tragedies. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the worst reason to get fired from your job.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that unpacks the chaos unfolding in the OneBC party, check us out on Patreon. 

"Netflix buying Warner Brothers would be absolutely terrible, and the way better than Paramount buying them!" Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) talk the Conservative's "trap" motion on the pipeline, the Liberals' struggles to pass their anti-hate crime law and the fight to buy Warner Brothers. Then The Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers there are two ways to steal a Faberge Egg.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version of this podcast that also gets into the eventually successful efforts to oust BC Conservative leader John Rustad, check us out on Patreon. 

"I'll just hang out with my new friends: bitumen and petroleum." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) talk about the fallout from the Pipeline MOU for Carney and Smith, Pete Hegseth's war on narco smugglers/human decency and Quebec hitting the racism disguised as secularism button again. Then The Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz reveals the most cinematic way to commit pension fraud.  If you'd like an extended cut version of this episode that also explores the wild and wicked story of Ryan James Wedding, check us out on Patreon. 

"I hope Smith didn't notice I had the fingers on my other hand crossed." Luke and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) talk about Carney and Smith coming to an "understanding" on pipelines, the tall task facing Poilievre's new campaign manager and the impossible position Trump has put Zelensky in. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers why porn is about to get a little less Canadian.  If you'd like an extended version that also talks about Doug Ford's war on tenant's rights, check us out on Patreon

"We're off to see the Epstein File!" Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Megan MacKay) talk about the Liberals (barely) passing their budget, the Conservatives new 'hide behind the curtain' voting strategy, and Donald Trump's Epstein problem getting worse by the day. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz reveals just what smug Toronto assholes we are.  If you'd like an extended cut version of this episode that talks about the latest in the Trade War, check us out on Patreon. 

"When your job is politics, you shouldn't be so bad at politics" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Nile Seguin) delight in the chaos consuming the Conservative Party, wonder why the Democrats are incapable of not shitting the bed, and try to understand the government's plan to put 300,000 civil servants in the armed forces. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers just how easy international art heists are.  If you'd like an extended cut episode that dives into the chaos and absurdities of the 'Save The Ostriches' movement in B.C., check us out on Patreon. 

"It's a generational budget. And the next generation will pay for it!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) dive into the details of Mark Carney's budget, speculate on the politics of getting it passed, debate Carney's cozying up to China and pour one out for our beloved Blue Jays. Then The Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz proves that we don't know what a double entendre is.  If you'd like an extended cut version of this episode that talks about Alberta's use of s. 33 to order the teachers back to work and the recall attempts it has brought about, check us out on Patreon. 

Trick or Treat or Definitely Trick!!! Just in time for Spooky Season Doug Ford is back to wreak havoc! Guest Host Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Andrew Ivimey) discuss the Ronald Reagan ad that pissed off Trump, how Ontario rent control got saved (for now), and catch up on Newfoundland politics. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz hits the mean streets with Toronto grocery store cashiers. If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also talks about sports betting and the recent NBA scandal, check us out on Patreon!

We discuss the most exciting news on every Canadian's mind this week - Bail Reform! Guest Host Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, and Craig Fay) discuss the why we Canadians barely know anything about bail, AI datacentres coming for all our water, and what's good in Saskatchewan. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz uncovers the best household item to fix your Honda Civic with.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also talks about the Justin Trudeau smooching Katy Perry, check us out on Patreon.

We tried. We really tried. Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Craig Fay) discuss the reasons to be optimistic about the Ceasefire Deal, and the many many reasons for pessimism, Trump's proclamation of a New Dawn in the Middle East, and the Conservatives attacking birthright citizenship. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers with a B&E&BM is.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also talks about the NDP leadership race check us out on Patreon. And if you'd like to help Nile in his campaign to nationalize one billionaire every year, you can do so here: https://www.nileseguin.com/about-1-1

Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and Nile Seguin) break down the suspiciously positive Trump-Carney meeting, Danielle Smith's latest pipeline gambit, and Alberta's teacher strike. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers where the Ford Cabinet Members were rushing off to when they racked up all those Speed Camera violations.  If you'd like an extended cut version of this episode that also talks about the disturbing rise of residential school denialism in Canada, check us out on Patreon. 

Hopefully the Jays deliver, because Canada Post won't. Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay) talk about Trump's 20 point plan to end the war in Gaza, Mark Carney's plan to end Canada Post, and the Toronto Blue Jays' plan to end the Yankees. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the sinister criminal conspiracy to steal apples from local orchards.  If you'd like an extended cut of this episode that also talks about Doug Ford's crackdown on speed cameras check us out on Patreon. 

"The best way to fight fascism is with money, everyone knows that." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and special guest Brandon Hackett) talk about Jimmy Kimmel's absurd suspension, wonder how anyone could be mad at Canada recognizing the State of Palestine and are shocked (SHOCKED WE SAY) by a Liberal Minister's admission that the Party does somethings just to help with their electoral chances in Quebec. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the sexiest way to commit grand larceny.  If you'd like an extended cut of this episode that also talks about the latest developments with the Notwithstanding Clause check us out on Patreon. 

We're back baby! And so is Parliament but who cares about that. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin) talk about Poilievre v. Carney Round 2, the Right's attempt to punish anyone who acknowledges Charlie Kirk was not a saint, and what demands we would have made to MLSE in 2019 if we were Kawhi Leonard. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the worst scenario to get caught using AI.  If you'd like an extended cut of this episode that also talks about the amazing/crazy developments in Nepal check us out on Patreon. 

Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) detail what Trump's EU deal means for Canada, break down the bombshell news that Canada is still sending arms to Israel and discuss why it doesn't feel like housing is getting any cheaper even as prices fall. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the worst place you can inject yourself with Botox.  If you'd like an extended cut version that dives into the Sean Feucht "scandal" check us out on Patreon.

"Break out the Caesars Carney!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Craig Fay) talk the government's attempt to consult with Indigenous Peoples about Bill C-5 after the fact, wonder what a trade deal with Trump would even look like at this point, and break down just how pathetically weak Canada's latest statement on Gaza is. Then The Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz reveals the most direct way to stop your son from eloping with his girlfriend.  If you'd like an extended cut version that also talks about the Poilievre by-election and the Longest Ballot Initiative, check us out on Patreon.

"In Alberta, your future lies." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) speculate about what strategies Poilievre can use to win his by-election, break down Danielle Smith's over the top list of demands for constitutional amendments, and delight in the Maga world's meltdown over Trump's refusal to release the Epstein list. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz finds a new, ornothological way to win the U.S. Trade War.  If you'd like an extended version of this episode that also talks about the Twitter AI's racist breakdown and the future of AI in Canada, check us out on Patreon.

"Slash and burn, Carney style!" Luke and the Panel (Nile Séguin and Clare Blackwood) break down Mark Carney enacting spending cuts that even Harper wouldn't dream of, and then dive into the biggest sports stories going on in the world: The Blue Jays are soaring, Rogers is screwing over the Raptors, and the Mitch Marner saga makes us wonder how hockey players can be the toughest athletes in sports if they're afraid to answer media questions? Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the best way to get out of a traffic stop.  If you would like an extended cut version of this episode that dives into the latest developments in the Epstein story, check us out on Patreon.

Canada turns 158! Ian and the Panel (Nile Séguin, plus special guests Andrew Ivimey and Diana McCallum) discuss how that "elbows up" thing is working for Mark Carney, some of our favourite things about this country, and invent a new Canadian accent. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz reveals who or what the Baronet of Nova Scotia is. If you would like an extended cut version of this episode that dives into the latest breaking news of Confederation in 1867, check us out on Patreon.

Israel and Iran may not "know what the fuck they're doing", but is it possible Trump does? Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and Nile Seguin) talk about Trump starting WWIII and then getting a ceasefire 48 hours later, debate whether this is the one in a million ceasefire that Israel won't break, and break down the dangers of the recently passed Bill C-5. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz finds the sexiest way to inherit 1 million dollars.  If you'd like an extended version of the Podcast that discusses the Canada-EU defense pact through the lense of an extended cucking metaphor, check us out on Patreon.