Series 1, Episode 14 – ‘Phil Walks Down the Street’

Bald bride-to-be-to-be Catherine is cast out by plush-furnishing fancier and follicle-filching patriarch Mr Burston; dashing suitor Phil Ormskirk and personal caddy Throttleneck attempt to reconcile love for Catherine and respect for her father; and the mysterious, swarthy stranger Raoul takes to the skies in this, our eighteenth thrilling tale, of piracy, indentured police officers and chatty hardwood. Title: Phil Walks Down the Street Main Character: Catherine Strange Secret: Her Mother Was a Giant Squid Climactic Final Location: A Newsagent in Birmingham Sponsored by: Cigarettes