神回复-国外超级搞笑的英文便条

Most Hilarious Responses To Public Notices Ever生活中，我们经常会写便条提醒自己或是他人。但是今天看到这么有喜感的便条，还是第一次。不信你就看看吧！New Words:ASAP: as soon as possible,尽快hot [hɑt]: adj. 热的；热情的；personality [pɜːsə'nælɪtɪ] n. 个性；品格；staff [stæf] n. 职员；short [ʃɔrt] adj. 短的；不足的；矮的，handle ['hænd(ə)l] n.把手；柄；Purple marker missing!Please return it ASAP!No!!!!紫色马克笔不见了！请尽快归还！不！！！！！Coffee Maker not hotBut has a great personality咖啡壶不热但它性格超好！Sorry, we are closed due to short staffHire taller staff cause I need a taco!对不起，我们因人手不够关门了。雇用更高的员工，因为我需要一个墨西哥玉米卷！WarningThis machine takes your money and gives you nothing in return.Just like my ex.警告这台机器拿走了你的钱，而且它什么都不会给你。就像我的前任。This isn’t a door. This is a regular wall.Then how do you explain THIS???这不是门。这是普通的墙。那你怎么解释这个呢？？？？